Oh God.
"Hey Dunkey, remember me?"
"I'm the good player".
"Remember me, Dunkey?"
[Gunshot] "Remember me?"
Is my guy's face turning black?
Hey!
I'm walking here!
Fuck out of my way, I'm driving here!
Fuck out of my way!
Hey!
I'm dying here!
Oh, great.
Now his whole face is black.
Come out of the van with your hands up.
You're under arrest.
Oh shit.
[Player laughs]
See?
Now you fucked up.
I go in on these helicopters.
Look at this.
Now I'm in the cockpit.
How do-
Here we go, baby. [Danger Zone starts playing]
You know that movie, "Air Bud"?
Well, this is about to be that movie "AirPLANE"
You know what I'm saying?
[Explosion] [Song ends]
Danger zone...
I'm all out of bullets, boys.
I'm gonna have to get out, and shoot these guys the old way.
With my fists!
Oh, don't do that!
Oh, you see what happens?
Didn't I tell you not to do that?
I need this.
Oh.
Oh, now there's a guy in here.
Alright.
He's listening to the Backstreet Boys.
Alright.
We can wait until the song's over.
I've got all day.
Oh.
And there he goes.
Alright.
Uh, I'm going to acquire this one.
Here we go-
Oh.
Alright.
"The evidence is at the bottom of the fuckin' ocean".
Ocean?
This.
This. Is my specialty.
[Singing] High-way to the ocean zone!
Here I am against the voice actor for Trevor.
"You got me, baby".
Oh, cool.
This is such a cool map.
You go in the hedge maze.
And I can't find anybody, though.
Do you guys see anybody?
I just want to find somebody, so maybe I could shoot them.
To beat this game.
I feel like I've been in here for weeks.
Hey, guys, s- oh god--"Hey Dunkey, I'm the good player".
How is he in here?
Oh no.
Oh no-- "Remember me, Dunkey?"
Oh my god, no.
Oh my god, no. "Remember me?"
Who let these guys in here? "Hello!"
"I am back, motherfucker!"
"I am back, motherfucker!" No.
"I am back, motherfucker!"
Get me out of this.
Kill him!
Somebody get me out of this. [Player continues to yell]
Kill him!
No!
No! "No no no!"
"No no no!"
Don't do this to me!
Don't do this to me! "Remember me, Dunkey?"
"Remember me, Dunkey?"
You can't do this to me!
Get up!
Not after all this.
"I'm going to make new account every day, no no no!" [Laughing in background]
[Laughing]
"Remember me?" [Laughing]
Get him!
Look at those stupid animals still stuck in the maze, like rats in a sandwich.
I remember when I was- oh.
Alright, this time for real I'm going to pick you up.
Alright. [Player laughs]
I was just barely going, just a little too fast.
"Right, where you at?"
For real though, for real this time, I'm gonna get you for real.
"Okay okay".
Ooh, just, ooh.
"Oh, oh, that was me again".
Just barely a little too fast.
Here, I'm gonna come and get you for real this time.
Oh, I just barely messed it up.
Just, here I come.
Let me get some speed though, so I can pick you up fast.
"Oh, I'm over here!"
Alright, here I come.
"HOLY--"
Somebody come pick me up!
"Hey, you need a ride?"
Yeah!
"Need a ride?"
"Get the fuck out of here, I'm giving him a ride."
I see the train! That's- Who-hoa!
Oh.
Alright.
Laugh it up, dickball.
Laugh it up with the dog from the first Air Bud--
Whoa, what is this, fifteen precent each.
No, no, we gotta fix these cuts.
Now this is more like it.
Now this is more like it. "Hey!"
This is more right up my alley.
"Don't take all the money!"
Nice shot, dickface!
You guys couldn't hit a fuckin' elephant.
Oh god!
They shot the car out of my thing!
Oh, that's cute!
Did your mom build you that monster truck?
Oh, look at that.
The monster truck's starting to go against the golf cart.
Don't try it, man.
I have the low ground!
Oh, see?
What'd I say?
What'd I say, huh?
Now get back here, I ain't done with you.
Nascar, baby!
This will work.
[Yelling]
My dick is stuck-
Ohhh!
Hey, what the hell, that's my trailer for the voice actor for Bruce Willis!
For my new Rugrats, the movie!
You guys steal my suit, now you want to steal my trailer?
No, everybody off!
Everybody off this piece of shit!
This is the trailer for the voice actor- Ohh..
'Winner'...
Every year, fifty people jump off this bridge and die.
It's not funny.
Nobody laugh at that.
[Gasp] They left the best vehicle wide open!
You idiots!
Now I have the power of the tractor!
[Laughing]
And down you go!
Down you go- Oh...
Down you go- Oh... [Player laughs]
No, no no no.
I just gotta think back.
To the Backstreet Boys documentary...
I remember they addressed this very situation.
In the doc-
"You just gotta use the laser"
Oh yeah, the Backstreet Boys laser! [Honking horn]
Oh my god, when this laser gets on, you are so dead.
Laser, activate!
Laser-- [Honking horn]
You blew it, Backstreet Boys.
I don't listen to that anymore.
Now I listen to that gangsta stuff.
Uh.
NSYNC, baby.
"Ay, yo, we keepin' it hood in Los Santos yo,"
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
"We only play them classics that we heard growing up".
"West Coast Classics"
["I Want It That Way" starts]
WHAT?
Somebody turn these Backstreet--
[Yelling]
"Lets play doubles, let's play doubles
Fuckin NSYNC! PUT NSYNC BACK!
I think I can lose the radio signal if I just fly through the tunnel.
It'll be perfect.
Why are there other planes in here?!
YOU GODDAMN BACKSTREET BO--