How many kids? How many kids total, James?
- I got five. - Five kids.
Five kids.
- ( phone dings ) - Babe.
I'm with my friend James.
He has five kids, and I'm jealous.
So I made the decision just now, three more babies.
All right, I'll call you back.
We're having three more babies.
I'll call you back.
Mr. Kevin Hart here.
Here's what you missed at the track today.
And by track, I'm not talking about the ponies.
I'm talking about the racetrack.
Where people actually have their feet, and they're running,
and they're using it to do various things.
Let's get some stretching on.
I don't really need you guys to show me how to stretch.
I've been doing this for a long time.
All right, all right.
- Well, you lead the stretch. - Show us one.
First we're gonna go with something a little simple.
We're gonna go with ice cream scoops.
- Ice cream scoops? - Yeah, ice cream scoops.
Please explain that.
They didn't teach that in gold medal class?
- Scoop! - Scoop the ice creams.
- Scoop! - Okay.
- Scoop the ice cream. - I've never done this.
You never done that right there?
It's just something to get your, like--
your hammies and stuff loose. You feel that in the back?
- I do feel-- - Yeah, it's just a little--
I call 'em ice cream scoops.
You know? Ice cream scoops.
- You're just scooping some ice cream. - I've never done this.
- That's right. - Is it a double scoop?
And you're-- And you're a gold medalist?
I know, I know.
Kevin: She's never done this.
Butter pecan.
You'll pick the block up--
- Whoa! - Oh!
What you about to do?
So we usually start with one leg first, one leg back.
My power leg is my right leg.
- Why? - Because this is the leg
that I'm able to explode off of.
How do you know that?
Wait, stand straight. Stand straight.
It's your right.
( all laugh )
- How was she able to tell that just now? - So when you push--
when you push someone, the first leg that they go with
is the leg that's their dominant leg.
Okay, first of all, don't ever push me.
- ( all laugh ) - Don't push me.
Don't push me, Tara. That's the first thing.
- We going 100 on long jump. - That's a bet.
- You about to be pissed off. - All right.
Whoo!
Hey, Kev. Give my money, Kev.
- Wow! - Hey, Kev, get my money please.
Count my money out, Kev!
Don't ever go athlete over technique!
Wow! Are any of you interested in the decathlon?
Are you guys sprinters, long distance runners?
I do the heptathlon,
which is the women's version of the decathlon.
Kevin: Okay. Are you good?
- Um, yes. - Did you see that yes?
That was a very-- Yes.
Well she's got the number one on her chest, which is extremely cocky.
- That was a hell yes. - It's extremely cocky.
Maybe you should tone it down a little bit.
Maybe you should-- yeah.
Says the guy who came out with a torch.
Woman: I know! With security behind him.
So? I'm famous.
( music playing )
Is it bad that I'm already winded after three hurdles?
Yes.
You gotta look at your coach body.
That's how you know if you should listen to 'em or not.
Look at the bodies y'all been listening to.
Look at these bodies.
No way these guys know what they're talking about.
Yeah, look, you can't--
You can't listen to this guy.
( beat-boxing )
He even out here out-dancing you.
- ( beat-boxing ) - He's definitely out-dancing me.
Out-talking me.
( beat-boxing )
I just need to out-jump him and I'm good.
- All right. This is gonna be the one. - I'm going up.
I might be in trouble.
We went up, but I don't know
if the hood technique gonna get me through this one.
- You got this, James. - Come on, now.
- Beautiful. - Whoa! Oh!
- Yes! - No bar low.
- Yes! - That was huge.
Yeah!
I'm going back to the hood.
I'm only getting over it
the only way I can.
I gotta treat this like a turnstyle.
This is a train.
And guess what? I ain't got the money to get on the train.
So when you ain't got the money to get on the train,
you gotta get over it the best way you know how.
This is great.
Jump it, jump it, jump it.
Oh!
- What did he do? What did he do? - Hey, you gotta get
over the train the best way you know how.
- That is unbelievable. - You gotta get over the train
- the best way you know how. - No. That's not--
No.
No matter what, as long as you have a good time,
you're gonna have a good day. Today we had a good day,
'cause we had a good time. All right.
- Ooh, I smoked you in... - Man: James, that was--
Kevin. Kevin, why--
Why you doing this, man?
The Rock take all the "Jumanji" money?
- Kevin: No. - Did he keep all of it?
Kevin Hart here, the gold medalist.
Just joking. I got a silver!
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