It is summer and the days are longer.
The list of people working at the White House is shorter.
[LAUGHTER]
You seem like a smart audience.
I was watching you.
I was backstage and you seem like a smart audience.
You seem like you're the type of people who would not really
pogo stick off of a diving board or try
to do a backflip off a trampoline
just because your friends were filming it, right?
Luckily there are plenty of people who were
willing to do those things.
So we can play our game Epic or Fail.
There's paddles under your seats.
And we will all see these together at the same time
and see how much we know about human behavior.
It's an informative show that we have here.
Let's see the first one.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I think that's a fail.
I say a fail.
Most of us think it's a fail.
There's some optimistic people here
who think this is a good idea to do in a narrow space.
OK.
Let's see it.
[SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER]
[BUZZER]
Wow.
It seems like there had been some drinking happening
before that.
It appears it's the end of the night, and I thought,
I'm going to try a headstand.
All right, let's see the next one.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER] Where's he going?
[LAUGHTER]
What's he doing?
No!
No.
[LAUGHTER]
[BUZZER] Oh my God.
He really thought he could do that.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
Let's see the next one.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I don't know, it feels like that's going to be--
only a few people think something's going to go wrong.
[LAUGHTER]
[BUZZER] It was going so well.
Oh no.
Imagine being that talented and then that happens.
That's not fair.
Let's see the next one.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I don't know.
God, a lot of you--
I just feel like he's tried this before.
He's on some kind of thing, seems
like he knows what he's doing.
I'm going to say he's going to do it.
Look at that!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
That is the laziest pole vaulting
I've ever seen in my life.
Instead of running, which is the only exercise.
I mean, I'm sure that's hard to do.
I'm not saying that's easy to do.
But just that you're on that instead of running.
All right, let's see the next one.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Yeah.
Still a lot of hopeful people out there.
Sir.
Sir, you've been wrong so many times and yet you still--
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
[BUZZER] Almost every time, he's like, yeah,
that's going to be a good one.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, let's see the next one.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
What is that, like an ice chest that he's on?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I'm doing whatever the opposite is you're saying.
Again he's hopeful, so I say fail.
[LAUGHTER]
[BUZZER]
All right, let's see the next one.
I think this guy is going to be good.
Yeah, look at that.
Almost every single person--
only like six of you think fail.
Really?
Look at this guy.
You can see-- you're--
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
All right, that's how you play Epic or Fail.