Hey everyone!
Today we are going to be talking about the most easy,
and useless instrument of them all.
This plastic piece of trash—
The recorder.
I'm sure most of you have seen this already,
if not played on it at school.
It's a plastic...toy.
An excuse of an instrument,
that requires zero talent whatsoever to play.
It's just another one of those things
that you have to learn in school,
where you can't make a career out of it.
Yeah, but...wait!
Eddy, look at this.
"Decca Classics signs 16-year- old recorder player."
- What?! - What the...
This must be a joke.
She's also in Eurovision!
No, no, no, no, no...alright, let's check this out.
See what it's all about.
Why is there a telephone there?
What? *laughs*
What?! *laughs*
Dude, holy crap. Oh my God!
Well, there you go.
It's a legitimate, professional career.
No, no, no, no, no. Let's see if we can do it.
Let me just remind (myself) how's—how to play.
Take the...C.
(Pressing) All of them is lower C.
Yeah.
One off is D.
Then, E.
Then F.
G, and then you do that, and it's D.
*plays high D*
*plays high E*
*plays high F*
*plays high G*
*plays out of tune high A*
Alright, let's see if we can play like her.
Challenge accepted.
Scissors paper rock, whoever loses goes first.
Scissors, paper, rock!
*laughs*
- Oh. I can relax. - Ready.
*nervous laughter*
Alright, you go to the end of the phrase.
It keeps going...
Up to there. I got this, recorder's easy.
Oh s***...
What the hell...
You gotta go down an octave.
Got the A!
Dude!
Dude...
Dude, that technique...
That's you man. You got this!
Alright.
Dude there's actually so much technique involved.
Oh...I...out of oxygen.
Maybe it's—we need the nose man.
Oh my nose is blocked.
- My nose is blocked, I'm sick... *laughs* - Can't even do that.
My nose is blocked. *laughs*
Maybe—no, it's 'cause we got cheap ones.
Dude, mine's not even aligned right.
That's why, she probably has like a Strad recorder,
worth like, 10 million dollars...it's probably why.
Just released the world's first 24 karat gold...
...electric violin.
I can just imagine her like...
What, every other kid in like schools, who's just like...
Uhh!
Bro, are you ready? Are you ready?
*laughs*
Uh...
*coughs*
- Uh, what...how does the battle Naruto thing go again? - Uh...
Oh yeah yeah...! *laughs*
Ohh...wait!
Ohh...right...!
*laughs*
Alright guys!
Thanks so much for watching.
Be like...that recorder Ling Ling girl.
Just...while all your friends are in primary school,
playing hot cross buns,
You better be practicing 40 hours a day on recorder.
Uh...I think we might've found a...
Almost Ling Ling on the recorder, not quite.
Practice the recorder if you're in primary school.
And um...
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Alright, I'm out.
*laughs* Too much, it's too much.