A new report this past week from the New York times shows that Donald Trump is once again,
out there on the rally circuit, going across the country, speaking to people as part of
the American freedom door. But there's something a little different about the American freedom
tour, right? These aren't you typical Trump campaign rallies, where everybody off the
street can walk on in. You don't have to pay a dime. You get to hear the man talk. Nope.
See the American freedom tour is not actually Donald Trump's brainchild. It was according
to this report, the program is the work of a longtime motivational speaker promoter with
a trail of bankruptcy filings and business disputes across the country. A Trump advisor
said very little vetting was done on the organizers, a spokesman for the tour, Republican media
consultant. Larry Ward said the 2020 election inspired the new business venture. The tour
was inspired by a nation of disappointed voters and a love for president Donald J. Trump.
He said would decline to discuss Trump's financial deal. So Trump's getting paid from this because
it costs money to go in and watch the American freedom tour. So for the first time, since
he ran for office, Donald Trump is doing rallies, but this time you gotta pony up. There's no
such thing as a free lunch. And if you want one of the basic economy tickets, it's gonna
cost you 55 bucks to go hear this man, lie to your face. Now, if you want to get close
to him, if you wanna literally be right next to the secret service agents and the, uh,
presidential tier, that's gonna cost you $3,995 per ticket. But if you just want to be, you
know, a V I P those tickets 400 bucks, a piece, $4,000 for the presidential tier. And I don't
even know if that lets you get, get close to Trump or if you just near him like, Hey,
I can see the sweat glistening on his forehead.
Or if you actually get to shake his hand, introduce yourself and have a conversation
$4,000 just to be in proximity to this man that you could probably do for free. If you
sneak in tomorrow, Lago probably not worth it. But then again, the $55 tickets are also
not worth it. It'll be interesting to see how this American freedom tour plays out,
right? Is it gonna turn a profit mean? Donald Trump's been promised a lot of money and we,
well, we don't know if it's a lot, he's been promised money. And so he said, well, yes
for money, I will do a thing, but here's the bigger problem with it. You're gonna have
a lot of idiots who support Donald Trump who are probably gonna break the bank to go see
him speak. They're gonna spend a lot of money to watch this man say the same crap that he
has been saying for the last six years. See, that's the problem with it. You got no new
material, right?
You're not gonna go see Jim Gaffigan. Just tell the hot pocket joke over and over and
go see him in 50 different states. No, you want new material. Nobody wants to hear the
same old jokes from the same old people, but that's all Donald Trump has to offer this
audience that now has to shell out their hard earned cash. To hear him speak. He's gonna
talk about Biden sucks. Oh, that's original. He's gonna talk about lock her up. Oh, real
original. He's gonna talk about the election was stolen. No it wasn't. And of course we're
just under the greatest hits. He's gonna talk about how great he is and how terrible everybody
else on the planet is. You're not gonna hear anything new. I'll tell you what you can do.
Get your $55 that you were gonna spend on a ticket. Go get yourself a really good meal.
Bring it home. Sit down in front of your laptop, go to YouTube and literally pull up any Trump
rally from the last two years. And you're gonna hear the same crap and you get a better
meal out of it. You, you get a meal out of it. You don't get food at this thing. So there,
I just saved you time. I saved your money. I saved your evening. You're welcome. Trump
supporters. Actually, I don't care if you lose all your money. If Donald Trump can make
money, Gring his people, then so be it. A fool in their money are soon parted. And we're
about to see how many fools are willing to part with their money to have Donald Trump
lie to their faces.