Hey get out of the road!
I think he wants to communicate.
*Weird loud horn sound*
*Blows*
Hey mister!
Got the time.
As a matter of fact I do tubby.
Wanna take him?
Look at that!!
Its exactly 2 seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.
*Honks nose and pulls underwear*
COME ON!
Kill him!
Come on!
Step right up here Don't be shy,
Nobody likes a fat but leather head
MOVE IT!!!
For my first trick...
I might do something for you son.
*Squeaking noises*
We have a giraffe!
There you go son now get out of here you're bothering me.
Thanks.
Wow.
Now...
*Pulls out a condom*
Sorry wrong pocket.
For you son!
A little body english.
*Squeaking noises again*
A french poodle!
*Deflating noises*
Sorry son the dog was rabid and had to put it down.
And last but not least. My favorite.
*Squeaking noises yet again*
A Tommygun!
*Shooting noises*
This is incredible...
With these powers I could be...
A SUPERHERO!!!
I could fight crime, protect the innocent.
Work for world peace!
But first...
*Laughing*
Hold on to your lugnuts
It's TIME for an overhall!
*Spinning noises and men screaming*