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- Pedro Freitas:
"What should I do when my best friend
is hanging out with my ex-girlfriend?"
- Damn, bro.
- That has something to do with dating and I have no idea.
- You should stay away from it.
- Ignore them.
Pretend that they are cardboard pieces of paper.
- He's not a true bro.
Bros before hoes, am I right?
- And that's, like, bro code.
Try to just give him hints on you don't think it's cool.
- There's this thing called "the bro code"
and you need to respect it, so when your bro, or your best friend,
is hanging out with your ex-girlfriend,
you should just know that that's a no-no area.
- I would just tell him straight-up because it's just gonna get worse.
- Be like, "Dude, what are you doing?"
Depending on how he reacts is how you should react.
-Tell him and be like, "I don't really think
that you should be hanging out with her."
- Don't try to get jealous and don't let it
get in the way of your friendship.
- It's okay. She's your ex. Just let him do it.
- She's your ex-girlfriend.
You have no say anymore. You're out of the picture.
- Celebrate, buddy. She's your ex for a reason.
You know? That's the best thing that could possibly happen to you.
- Depending on where you are in your maturity,
you can say, "All right, cool, live and let live."
But it could get a little awkward if you ever decide to double date.
- What do you mean "hanging out"?
Are they just hanging out
or are they (wryly) "hanging out," because there's a big difference.
If they're hanging out-out, if you know what I mean,
then you probably have to hit him up and be like,
"What's up bro? What's going on?"
- Noah Schoch wants to know:
- "Where should I look for a unicorn?"
- A uni-- in your dreams.
- Up your butt 'cause they don't exist.
- Unicorns don't exist.
You can always get a party hat and put it on a horse.
- I think in your imagination you could dream up
some pretty fancy ones.
- Every now and then, you can look on Craigslist
and you can find a few.
- Fantasy land, somewhere. (laughing) Dreamland.
- You probably should go to the Enchanted Forest,
maybe Disneyland.
- Oh, good. This one I can answer.
In the clouds.
I believe that unicorns exist, but they are in the clouds.
- Over the rainbow, next to the leprechauns, of course.
- Follow the end of the rainbow, you find the leprechaun,
and at the leprechaun, you ask him, "Where's the unicorn?"
- You will first have to go over to Ireland, my dear lad.
Ireland is where the last of the unicorns are seen.
- Ireland has all this stuff.
They've got leprechauns; they probably have unicorns too.
They have Conor McGregor.
- Gamefood asks:
- "How do I get myself to 'go outside' more?"
- Drink more water.
And, you know, stand outside and you'll go.
Is that what you wanted?
- Think about how tan you'll be if you go outside.
- Buy a dog and take it on a walk.
- You gotta get your butt up off of that sofa
and just walk out the door.
- You need to motivate yourself.
I don't know how, but you need to do it.
- Open up your mind, open up the doors to your house,
get yourself outside and see what's going on in the world out there.
- No, I'm just kidding.
Shut the computer off. Go get involved with a sport.
- Go outside, play some basketball.
- Turn off your electronics
and ask someone to take it away from you.
- I can see you like games and food.
Go to a pizza place, 'cause technically that is outside,
and then bring your laptop in there and use the WIFI
and then game-- so therefore you are eating
and you're outside and you're gaming.
- Mackeen Al-Hiraky:
- "What can I do to stop cursing so much?"
I don't know! I don't curse. I'm a little girl!
- I have that same problem.
It's my life-long struggle.
- Put duct tape over your mouth.
That'll help.
- You can have manners and stop cursing.
- Think before you speak and stop.
- Just give yourself a little pinch if you start cussing.
- What I do is I literally bite my tongue.
I'm not even joking about that. I literally bite my tongue
when I'm about to curse.
- If you curse, you have to give one of your friends a quarter.
- Make a curse jar, and then every time you curse
you can put money in it.
Then you could give the money in the curse jar
to someone that you don't like, like your brother or your sister.
- Think of new words.
Don't think of bad words like that.
Even if they're totally gibberish. Just say new words.
- I always think, "Take the higher road."
You can choose to get down and dirty
and be smart-assy and use that kind of language,
but it's really not attractive.
- The way you curse, or your language,
what you're using depends on who's surrounding you.
So always think like it's your grandma right there,
and how would you act?
And if you have that preconceived notion,
you're not gonna drop the F-bomb next to your grandma
making you cookies, you know what I mean?
Like, "These cookies are [bleep] awesome!"
But yeah... don't do that.
- Marlon Smikle asks:
- "Tell me how to beat the Arkham Knight!"
- Beat him with a hammer.
I really don't know anything about the Arkham Knight.
- I don't know what that is, so I cannot help you.
- I would ask Robin to help me... my associate.
- (uncertainly) You could use kryptonite to kill him?
Or is that Superman?
- Keep an eye out for him 'cause he might be behind your back
and watching you sleep.
- Look up tutorials on YouTube on how to do it.
- My dad plays this game.
You just do your Batman things and you beat him
because Batman beats everyone.
- Strategy. It's all about strategy.
- My tactic is always just hit and start running around.
- Remembering when to do your special powers,
at the right moment.
- Try and figure out his patterns so you can dodge
all his attacks and beat him.
- Take a deep breath and hit that guy where it counts.
Now, I can't answer where it counts, but that's your job, not mine.
So go for it, right where it hurts.
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