researchers believe they have found a literally shocking cure for premature ejaculation in the
form of a simple zap doctors in lebanon were able to help one man uh last roughly seven times longer
in bed after undergoing electric current therapy a recent study published in the asian in the
asian journal of europe i already don't take this seriously asian journal of urology reported how
beirut based medics ran an electrical current through a man's penis to stimulate his dorsal
penal nerve that sounds like something a dolphin has so this is what they're doing in labs now they
don't want to touch yeah i think elon musk has something to do with that let's start shocking
though a boner escaped from the lab society yeah oh it has covered i got this boner from a bat
that was a wet market i'll tell you that you want to cure cancer no let's uh shock dicks
they stimulated a man's dorsal penal nerve one of the nerves that gathers movement and sensation
information from the penis the case study followed a 28 year old man who reportedly
climaxed just after 40 seconds of sex on almost all occasions after being in
a relationship it's not bad yeah wait am i the minority on this one that sounds pretty good
oh it's too short in a relationship for over a year and attempting to pleasure his girlfriend
at least two times a week again this guy's crushing it he's at least trying twice a week
uh it's only 80 seconds of his life right true it's easy to make time the man began
to seek special medical help when the drug when drugs failed him the unidentified of course a
man was treated with a zapping therapy by sticking electrodes to his penis for 30
minutes of continuous current three times a week premature ejaculation is often embarrassing but
unfortunately common sexual dysfunction the impact so it was putting electrodes to your penis yes 30
minutes a week and then that would okay i had this how much sex he could have had in 30 minutes yeah
i mean i had in mind where he's like up i'm about to come hold on let me shock myself a little bit
this was a benjamin franklin's original plan yeah just trying to
come slower at this point this is the mail version he's got a key attached to his dick
this is the male version of westbox i just point out every remedy for premature ejaculation is oh
we just make it so your dick can't feel anything yeah oh neat just punch the stomach oh good that's
that's what i thought about sex but i can't feel anything just [ __ ] a three it's fine you know
for that sexual dysfunction impacts between four and thirty nine percent of men
or you can put on twenty condoms that'll lose someone and it's believed to [ __ ] ugly check
believed to be underreported part of the ejaculation process consists of sperm
being released by the rhythmic contraction of multiple perennial muscles scientists believe that
the shock therapy of the dorsal penis sorry honey i'm low on voltage oh scientists believe that the
shock therapy of the dorsal penile penile nerve uh works to slow the contraction of the muscles
to sustain sexual activity before ejaculation six months after undergoing the treatments the man
from the study was able to have sex for an average of guess how long i'm going to guess uh 72 seconds
six light years seven times as long so we'll do a little quick math i'll go six minutes three
point nine minutes point nine minutes before reaching completion that's still not that
long still not that long it's not impressive it shocked his dick to last less than four minutes
you know this boy was like no that was great that was really great you were and then there's like so
you see like smoke coming out when you just hear a vibrator oh the shot how long pikachu lasts in bed
shocking therapy apparently uh showed immediate results and continued to help
demand sexual stamina even after six months after treatment 15 months after the treatments
began he was able to have sex for guess how long goes eight minutes 4.9 minutes
that's so pathetic one more extra minute for his bedroom rodeo performance again he's lasting under
five minutes for 15 months of shocking his dick i spent the last 10 years shocking my penis i
can finally have an average amount of time i shocked my penis by telling it it was big
andrew's on a roll today the average man can last five to seven minutes rolling around in the sheets
before finishing according to the institute for quality in efficiency just the sheets no
woman again these are probably asian stats here researchers noted that the behavioral treatment
has fewer side effects and lower costs than many drugs and works to improve self-confidence and
relieve anxiety and depression by continuously training men to master certain sex skills
although the electric shock process is not fully understood the therapy success has
docked what's not to get yeah this is put your [ __ ] dick in a tuning fork because
safe cost-effective drug-free solution for premature ejaculation a healthy and
satisfactory sex life can potentially offer a wage a wide range of benefits weight loss
lower pain levels improve sleep who cares about premature ejaculation can we get girls to stop
biting our penises is there a drug oh it's biting your penis can we get a drug use less
peanut butter penis oh oh no i adjective to 20 seconds who cares that's that was the goal to
begin with it's not like you're like oh should i account with my goal too quickly i don't think
anyone has ever said that i have bit their penis too much at all man you never got it right that's
too much never had a guy say that you're using well they usually wouldn't say it but sometimes
girls get their teeth in there a little bit she assumed i was talking about her that's true
that you're married but like drew and garrett have have do you find that girls are biting your dicks
too much sometimes not enough you're not like biting down on them but their teeth sometimes
get it there's a weird [ __ ] yeah oh you're so chewy tonight i'm just saying there are
other problems in the bedroom besides guys lasting a long time yeah it could be tried
maybe if she didn't bite as much you wouldn't last as long yeah actually that's like the whole
thing is like hey look it's drug free i'm like i think i'd rather do drugs than shock my penis
it's a real big deal to get off for drugs like not if the alternative is intestinal alternate
current what elephant that wasn't like drugs i'd rather take up that's a while about that
medicine killed elephants with tesla's electricity to show that tesla's was too dangerous i didn't
hear about that because tesla tesla had like the type of electricity alternating current that we
use now and edison was like nah we got to have keep having people use mine and he was like a big
animal rights guy but he cared more about making money so he's like look it's too dangerous it
can kill elephants but how long did the elephants last in bed right that is true and they probably
never forgot about that yeah yeah and they probably put the girls in their trunk afterwards
i'm so glad i didn't make a trunk joke because i almost did i almost did great
elephant joking that's like a great uh [ __ ] molester joke too like an elephant molester
you