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TOM TWINKLETOES: And now, it's time for
Dancing with Triangles.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: I'm Tom Twinkletoes, and this is
Dancing with Triangles--
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TOM TWINKLETOES: --the TV show where
people dance with triangles.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Let's meet our three judges.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: They will decide who is tonight's best
dancer with a triangle.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Without further ado, let's bring in
our first contestant, who will be dancing with a triangle.
Here he is, all the way from Sesame Street.
Let's hear it for Chris.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Oh, give it up for Chris, everyone.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Oh, lovely.
JUDGE 1: Oh, that was beautifully danced, Chris.
JUDGE 2: Yes, Chris, you had excellent rhythm and passion.
JUDGE 3: The only problem was--
JUDGES: That's not a triangle.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Oh dear, they're right.
That's not a triangle.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: It's a hexagon.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: See, it has six sides--
one, two, three, four, five, six.
A triangle only has three sides.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: This is Dancing with Triangles, Chris,
not Dancing with Hexagons.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Sorry.
Thanks for coming on.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: OK, here's our next contestant on Dancing
with Triangles.
Put your hands together for Gordon.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Judges?
JUDGE 1: That was nicely done, Gordon.
JUDGE 2: Right, yes, lots of energy.
JUDGE 3: But--
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JUDGES: That's not a triangle either.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: [GASP]
They're right.
That is a square.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: You did a square dance.
That square has four sides, see?
One, two, three, four.
This is Dancing with Triangles.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Get along, little doggie.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: OK, here's our next contestant.
Give it up for Maria.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Oh, no.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: What are you doing?
This is not a triangle.
MARIA: Oh, this is Dancing with Triangles?
I'm sorry.
I thought it was Dancing with Elephants.
ELEPHANT: And I thought it was Dancing with Nice Ladies from
the Fix-It Shop.
TOM TWINKLETOES: No.
No, it's not.
It's not dancing with elephants or fix-it ladies.
This is Dancing with Triangles.
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ELEPHANT: Well, that sounds like a nice show.
TOM TWINKLETOES: Out.
Out, out, out.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: The hexagon, a square, elephant--
oh, is there nobody here who knows have to
dance with a triangle?
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TELLY: Uh, uh, excuse me.
Excuse me, I do.
I do.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Wait, wait.
Someone right here in our very own studio audience knows how
to dance with a triangle.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Well, come right on
down here, young monster.
Come on.
That's it.
TELLY: OK.
TOM TWINKLETOES: Watch your step.
TELLY: Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
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TELLY: Excuse me.
This--
this is a triangle.
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TELLY: Thank you.
TOM TWINKLETOES: How do you like
that, ladies and gentlemen?
He even brings his own triangle.
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TELLY: Oh, I never go anywhere without my triangle.
Doesn't everyone?
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TOM TWINKLETOES: And it is a beauty, too.
See, it has three sides.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: One, two, three.
One, two, three.
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JUDGE 3: Well done.
JUDGE 1: [INAUDIBLE].
JUDGE 3: Well done.
JUDGE 2: Well done.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Yes, the clear winner of today's
Dancing with Triangles, let's hear it for our dancer, Telly,
and his triangle.
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TELLY: Thank you.
Thank you.
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TOM TWINKLETOES: Thanks for joining us for
Dancing with Triangles.
Join us again next week for Dancing with Dodecahedrons.
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