>> KING BACH: Yo Rudy!
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Yo! >> KING BACH: What's up man? How you doing?
>> RUDY MANCUSO: What's up? How are you?
>> KING BACH: Good man, good.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: What's going on?
>> KING BACH: Man I just met this girl, um...
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Yeah? Nice.
>> KING BACH: I really like her. She's funny. Personality is amazing. Lovely. Like easy on the eyes.
I think I'm going to take her out to this restaurant. You know I like sushi, so I'm going to take her to sushi...
I'm telling you I'm really gonna smash that [bleep]. I'm gonna spread them wide and keep smashing just like this, just like this.
Not just like her. I think I really love her and I think I really wanna take it to the next step, um...
I'm gonna some white people. Oh, you think I got this and it's fake? I ain't gonna rob nobody? This [bleep] real. This [bleep] real.
My auditions...I actually just got a call back from a Geico commercial I did.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Yo, I'll call you in a little bit.
[GUYS HAVING CONVERSATION]
[ ♫ HAVA NAGILA ♫ ]
>> GUY 1: Let's see what Andy's doing. >> GUY 2: Yeah we should. >> GUY 1: Stop by Andy's.
>> GUY 1: Money! >> GUY 2: I should not have the money!
>> GUY 1: You own four jewelry stores on Fairfax, how do you not have... >> GUY 2: Wait, wait.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Yo!
How you doing?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Hello my friend! My name is Anwar. I will be your Uber driver.
If you want some water there's water in the back, there's also gum...
[ANWAR SINGING]
If you would like...I have the aux cord, would you the 7 iPhone?
[ANWAR SINGING]
>> MARCUS JOHNS: Woah, woah.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: My bad bro.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: You okay? What's up man?
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Every time I put these glasses on like something magical happens.
I'm telling you when I put these on...
>> MARCUS JOHNS: Rudy, listen to what you're saying: Magic Glasses. There's no such thing as magic glasses.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: I'm not messing around here.
>> RUDY MANCUS: When I put these on something crazy happens. >> MARCUS JOHNS: No, no no. Calm down. Calm down.
Listen, there's no such thing as magic glasses, you're getting yourself hyped up over...
[MARCUS LAUGHING] I'm white. I was thinking about buying the third yacht.
Rudy are you feeling okay? Did you drink enough water?
[MARCUS LAUGHING] Hello? That was just a million dollars.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Yep. It worked. Put them on.
Put them on! You don't believe me.
Hello Papi! I clean your whole house for 5 dollars right now, I'll clean the whole thing.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: Okay, wow. Those are very real.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: What do I do with these man?
>> MARCUS JOHNS: Get rid of them.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: They're dangerous.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: That's bad news.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Where do I even put them?
>> MARUS JOHNS: Just...eh.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: What is she doing?
>> RUDY MANCUSO & MARCUS JOHNS: No. No no. Hey! Hey! Come on! Don't put them on.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Don't talk to me like that white boy.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: I said that its 10 for the garden and that's all you get! >> RUDY MANCUSO: Do not talk to me like that! You son of a [bleep]!
[exit music]