Well, I have sent Melissa McCarthy to a dry cleaners
called Milt & Edie's.
It's right here in Burbank.
And we set up hidden cameras.
Melissa is wearing an ear piece and she has to say and do
whatever I tell her to do.
Hi We'll help you on staging 2.
OK.
Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
How are you today?
I'm having a day.
OK.
I'm having a day.
OK, let me just tell you what happened.
I had a headache this morning.
So I take two Tylenols.
So I pop two Tylenol.
But they're Tylenol PMs.
But they're Tylenol PM.
Yeah, not just regular Tylenol.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
So you're like super tired right now.
Yeah, OK.
So then I drank green tea to try to wake up.
So then I drink green tea to try to wake up.
Guess what?
It's not.
It's Sleepytime Tea.
Did it help?
No, it's Sleepytime Tea.
I'm struggling.
I'm [BLEEP] up.
I'm seriously [BLEEP] up.
I'm [BLEEP] up.
Anyway, listen.
I drive by here and I see these inspiring quotes on your sign.
Do you take suggestions?
Suggestions, yeah.
I have a few pitches.
I have a few.
Give a man a pressed shirt, he'll
have clean clothes for a day.
Teach a man to press a shirt, we'll hire him.
[LAUGHS]
Give a man a clean shirt, and he'll press it for a day.
Teach a man to press a shirt and we'll hire him.
Oh, laugh really hard.
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
[LAUGHS]
That's a good one.
Oh, that's a good one.
All right.
[LAUGHS]
You can see why I'm so successful.
Yes.
How about this?
How about this one?
Listen, I got another one.
Here's another one.
OK, I got another one.
Yes?
When life hands you lemons, say hey, cool, free lemons.
[LAUGHS]
One lemon says to another lemon, one lemon
said to the other lemon.
One lemon said to the other lemon.
What do you--
That's it?
That one's a thinker, never mind.
That's a thinker.
Here's one.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, you fool me once, you're
not going to fool me again.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on you for fooling me and shame on you.
Shame on you.
I like that one.
OK, start to nod out.
Start to nod off a little bit.
Nod off a little bit.
That's a nud up a little bit.
That's a nud up.
Yeah.
That's a nud up.
[LAUGHS]
You got to nud up.
Hey.
Start to fall asleep.
[LAUGHS]
Fall down.
Go down on the ground, on the ground.
[LAUGHS]
Wake up.
Are you okay?
Wake up and yell Emilio Estevez.
Just yell Emilio Estevez.
Why don't you sit down.
Emilio Estevez.
Thank you for your hospitality.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
This is a great place.
Thank you.
Do you know who likes this place?
What's that?
Do you know who likes this place?
Do you know who Alexa plays?
[LAUGHS]
Ellen DeGeneres.
She plays Ellen DeGeneres.
And she's been telling me what to say this whole time.
She's been telling me what to say the whole time.
There's cameras everywhere.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
No way.
I'm sorry I scared you.
Oh my God.
It's Ellen's fault. It's Ellen's fault. Say shame.
Oh, thanks, Melissa.