- Clear back-- So, here's a fun fact.
Did you know I share a birthday with hockey legend, Wayne
Gretzky?
AUDIENCE: [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- And also, --
yes.
Happy birthday to you, Wayne.
And salad dressing legend, Paul Newman.
AUDIENCE: [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- I mean he was more than that, but I love his salad dressing.
The salad dressing is delicious.
JEN: Ding dong.
It's Jen.
Someone's at the door.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
- Who's at the door?
It's open.
Come in.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh!
AUDIENCE: [MURMERING, CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
ELLEN: Okey dokey.
Hi.
- Hi, Ellen.
- Hi.
- If I could just have you sign this really quick.
- OK.
If I could just have you take your shirt off.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING, CHEERING, AND APPLAUDING]
- [LAUGHING] Would you like me to?
- Yeah sure.
- [LAUGHING]
- I'm kidding.
You don't have--
AUDIENCE: [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
- All right.
- Thank you very much.
- Bye-bye.
What am I-- what do I do?
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING, CHEERING, AND APPLAUDING]
KEVIN Yeah!
Yeah!
Ay!
Yes!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
How are you?
- Oh, my god!
AUDIENCE: [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
- What do ya think?
- I think it's really great.
That's going in the house.
- Yes.
- I-- yeah.
That's beautiful.
KEVIN: You know why I got you this?
ELLEN: Tell me.
- Well you know every time I come on here
you always say Oh my god, Kevin you're so funny you're like,
oh my god, Kevin you always say god in my name so I say--
right?
- Uh-huh.
- So now you got this to look
- I sure do.
- Every day.
- You're my god.
- Yeah, I'm like, I'm your god.
- Yep.
- So, I'm just gonna put 'er up.
Right?
- That's--
- Well, I didn't want to give myself too many muscles.
So, I went light with the muscles.
But I think, really if you look at it,
it's something that makes you say, Oh my god.
- Yeah.
Oh, it does.
Oh, my god, right?
- You are so right.
- You know what?
- Even the people looking that.
- Wait a minute.
I'm not done!
- OK
- Money?
- It's your 60th.
- Uh-oh.
- Give me, I need $40.
I wanna give you sixty--
- OK.
- I wanna give you $60.
- And I'll give you 40 back?
- Yeah.
I need $40 back.
When you get time.
Not now.
Just save it.
- All right.
I'll give this whole thing--
[LAUGHING]
- Here.
Here.
Put yer-- I got a game for you.
Put your fingers like that right in the middle.
Wait.
Hold on.
- What are you doing?
Wait.
If I don't fail, like if I fail is there
something wrong with me?
[LAUGHING]
- You just don't get to keep it.
- I just don't get to keep it?
- Yeah.
- OK.
Well, that's back to me.
- Oh.
Damn.
Everybody.
Everybody but me.
- Yep.
- Wow.
- I don't know if you know this, but black people
are very fast when it comes to catching money.
Give me that.
This is amazing, man.
I'm so happy for you!
- I'm so happy.
I was hoping that you would show up.
- Why wouldn't I show up?
- I don't know.
I didn't know what you're do--, you're always busy--
- I am busy!
- -- working all the time.
But you're so sweet.
- I'm filming a movie right now.
In between takes, I came here.
Like literally, if you go outside,
they're saying, "action."
They expect to see me come out the car.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
- I'm not there.
- I believe you.
- No, no, no.
I'm joking.
- You're always working.
- This is a priority!
I want to be there for your big days.
- I love you.
- You are a priority.
You are a friend.
I value this friendship.
- We met, I was not, and I'll be honest with you,
I was not aware of you and Justin Bieber was on the show
and we surprised him with you because he loved you so much.
- Yes.
- That's the first time I met you and I was like, oh my god--
again.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
- Oh, my god.
This guy is hilarious.
And then, since then we have had you on the show many times
and you and I've become buddies.
Texting but--
- We've become great buddies.
- -- great buddies.
The dinner and texting and we love each other and--
- Some of the best text conversations I've had
has been with--
Oh, yeah.
That's it.
That's right.
- That's the first time I met you.
- Yeah.
I brought Justin Bieber a bear.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
- I don't why.
It was one of those things like what do I get?
So I got to bear.
But that's me laughing at me.
- Yeah
- I said something.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHING]
- I said something funny there.
And I was like, (SCREAMING).
Yeah.
I remember that.
I remember that moment.
I was like, "How did I do it again?"
Yeah.
And Bieber, I think Bieber was saying like,
"Dude you're so funny, bro."
Right there.
That's what he said.
And Ellen, if you look at her lips in this picture,
she's like, "Oh, my god!
She's about to say.
She was about to say it right there. (LAUGHING)
- Oh, man.
- Memories!
I have so many memories.
On a serious note, Ellen.
I'm happy for you.
OK?
What you've done and your career and your business,
but more importantly for people, is so amazing!
And you inspire me.
You inspire me to do more.
Not just in my career, but on the humanitarian side.
I love the fact that a priority is helping and making people
better.
And that's what makes you special.
Happy 60th to you.
- Thank you so much.
- I love you.
- Thank you so much.
AUDIENCE: [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
- We are going to take a break.
Before we go, are you doing standup?
Are you on tour?
- Oh, I am.
Actually, this is not why I'm here.
But I'll say it.
My tickets go on sale today.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
- I don't want you guys to think that that's
more of a priority than Ellen's birthday, because it's not.
But, if you guys want to go to KevinHartNation.com,
(LAUGHING) and get--
and get-- and get tickets, [INDISTINGUISHABLE]
That's, that's so bad.
It's so, It's so bad but it's brilliant at the same time.
Oh, yeah!
Go get tickets to see me (LAUGHING).
- It's perfect timing.
- (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) Honestly,
I'm excited to be back on the road.
Go get tickets.
Irresponsible tour.
- And then, that's going to be on tour with you, too.
- No!
- You're going to take that.
- Stop trying to get rid of it.
Stop trying to get rid of it.
That's going home with you.
Get used to seeing it.
- All right.
- I should've made it say, oh, my god.
Argh.
Next time.
- Well, then take it back and do it.
[LAUGHTER]
- All right.
All right.
- I love you.
Kevin Hart, everybody.
- Let's bring down.
Bring it down.
[APPLAUDING]
- OK.
Ellen.
Happy birthday.
[SCREAMING]
[MUSIC - GINUWINE, "PONY"]
- How are you?
- Aw.
Did they die when they in the box?
- They were really nice before I got in the box.
I've been in there for two hours.
- Wow.
- Just so you know.
I had more clothes on.
It got hot in that thing.
- Oh, man!
- I don't know.
How amazing is she for giving away money on her birthday?
AUDIENCE: [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
- And, technically, .
I just want to say I'm getting a piece of that
because I was in the audience.
- You didn't have a box.
- No, no.
I was in there.
- For two days.
- It's been proofed.
- Two days.
- You filmed it.
- Oh, my god.
Thank you so much!
- Happy birthday.
- I can't believe you're here.
- Thank you.
- This is really exciting to me.
I have all my favorite people.
That's so sweet.
- I just want to come and say, hi
because I've had some of, literally my favorite memories
maybe ever on this show.
- And in Vegas.
That's right.
Sh.
We don't talk about that.
Not all [INDISTINGUISHABLE]
- My dad found out, my dad found out
that I was a stripper on this show, for the very first time.
- That's right.
I couldn't believe that.
I couldn't believe your dad had to find out on this show.
- I couldn't believe that.
He couldn't believe that even more.
- I was--
- What else have we done?
- I was, well, we've done the Vegas thing.
That was fun.
When we went to go see.
If you haven't seen Magic Mike live in Vegas,
you should go see it.
It's quite something.
Listen.
I'm telling you.
And I loved it.
- [CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
- Not as much as I love it, apparently. (LAUGHING}
Let's see.
What else have you, you've scared
the living bejesus out of me.
- That's right.
- I do not love porcelain dolls.
Which--
- No.
We're not going to do it.
We gave you one.
- Yes.
I still have it.
But it's basically chained into somewhere
that it never is allowed to move.
Because if I ever come in and it's moved, then I'll know.
- It's freaky looking.
I don't blame you.
- Look at that thing.
- It's terrible.
Well, I love you.
I love whenever you're here.
And especially that you were sitting in a box for two days.
That makes me, that shows true love.