Making your way evil today...
sure does take a lot.
Thinking of ways to distribute hate...
takes everything you've got...
Wouldn't you like to rule a place?
Sometimes you wanna go...
Where everybody hates your face
And the villains share your rage.
You wanna be in the evil seat.
Heroes are all the same
You wanna go where everybody hates your face
We're here! HEHHEEY !
Hello Hello Hello!
Nope! Nope! Get out! All of you!
Get out right now!
Don't you know what's going on out there?
Oh don't tell me you're falling for that nonsense.
Yeah. Bunch of scare-di-cats hiding in their houses.
I don't even know what the big deal is
I've been around people all week
And I feel fine...
(cough)
Get your pandemic spreading butts out of here!
Spreading butts.
The last thing I need in my place of business is for it to become toxic and deadly.
This place? Really?
Go home you imbeciles!
We're closed!
Awe but it's my spring break!
I should get to do what I want without thinking about others.
That's not how contagious sickness works you idiots!
You two Bowser! Thanos! Everyone go home!
Hal.
Yes, Emperor?
Lock the doors
This place is now...
Self quarantined.
(doors lock)
mreh
Good... good.
(sigh)
This quarantine is taking longer than I had foreseen.
Hal.
Yes, Emperor.
I'm bored!
Perhaps you need to find new ways to motivate.
Motivate.
Yes to keep your spirits up, and your mind entertained.
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Just take those clones that are all for sale!
I don't need them I just clone myself!
Could have just shown how I survived the fall!
Now my saga's dead just like Darth Maul!
So did you see the people at the beach?
Did I?!
I was like...
Look around you dum dums!
Even the waves aren't showin up here!
Go home!
(laughter)
So did you eat any of them?
Oh heck no! I don't wanna be around all that
I stocked up on Tuna I'm all set!
Excellent!
and four...
and..... five......
Aaaaaand six!
Okay...
That's good I think we can just stop there
Hal!
Yes, Emperor Palpatine?
Execute Order: Two!
Two sir?
Yes. I'm afraid we're out of toilet paper!
Order more immediately
I'm afraid I can't do that, sir.
Do it!
There has been a shortage of toilet paper
What?
Civilians keep buying out stores in fear they will be stuck home without any during a lock down.
Well how lucky for them!
I actually need toilet paper RIGHT NOW!
What am I supposed to do? Use the force?
I suppose so sir.
Well this is a pathway to an ability...
even I consider to be unnatural!
Is it working, sir?
Yes it's working! Leave me alone!
Ooooh Look at me!
I'm a pathetic worthless jedi!
Oh no I fell off a cliff because I'm so worthleeeeess!
But wait! I live again!
I wonder where they got that idea from!
Watch us all sing music!
To songs we didn't even write.
Doesn't that make you feel better
Instead of fearing for your life!
uuuugh....
I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger.
goooood....
gooooood!
What was that?
Nothing! I didnt' say anything!
I think I need some fresh air.
Go inside!
Stay inside!
Well this certainly does not ease any tension!
(sigh)
I miss my friends.
If only they were here right now.
Ho Hum! I'm an evil wizard!
That can't even stop a bunch of teenagers eeeegh.
You think thats bad!
I'm a military leader and I got whooped by an inexperienced noob!
Uuugh my brother this...
and bla bla bla my father that!
Ha Ha Ha! I change my face all the time! Ha Ha Ha
Science. Science. Talk. Talk.
I think I'm sooo much better than everyone.
You know what I think!
I think half of you should just die so I can continue to sit around for no reason...
(sniffle)
Hal.
Yes, Emperor?
I don't think I can take any more of this.
It is challenging, sir.
And there are many others who have it far worse.
but in order to win you have to fight the urge to give up.
How long has it been?
How long have I been trapped in here?
It's been two hours sir.
What!?!!
Oh this is torture!
I've built Death Stars faster than this!
Everyone do their part so we can knock this thing out!
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