I am on an adventure, to become the world’s first Case Unboxing Millionaire. So far,
my journey has not gone well. I’ve lost a lot of money and currently sit
$21,218 down. It seems like whenever I gamble, the world is against me! And worse still,
Youtube’s demonetising this series for glamorising gambling!
Today, I’m feeling lucky! Like I’m guaranteed to make a MASSIVE profit by unboxing
the latest FRACTURE cases until I get 3 knives.
How, you ask? …Like this.
41 in and I finally unbox a case that is worth more than it cost to open: an M4A4 Tooth Fairy
in Battlescarred condition! That means I’m only $116 down in this session so far.
AND another $10 skin! If only I had started on the 40th case. My luck is changing.
And on the 48th case, I get a well-worn Legion of Anubis AK47 skin, of covert grade, worth $42.
Granted, it’s not enough to break even… but soon I’ll unbox a knife. I can feel it.
My 69th attempt unboxes a Paracord Knife, in battle-scarred quality and with a Forest
DDPAT finish so if you lose it in the woods you’ll never get it back.
It is worth 135 dollars, bringing my run so far back into the green and into a massive $22 profit!
My 115th unboxing is worth even more than the knife was- a stat-trak, covert grade,
Desert Eagle Printstream skin in field tested quality, worth $256!
Now I’m really starting to make a profit. Cowards would quit while they’re ahead. But
I’m not that kind of guy. I can almost taste those meaty millionaire parts in my mouth.
Took over 1000 cases before I unboxed a second knife. But what a beauty it is!
Worth over $1,000, this factory new, fade Paracord knife is the most valuable thing
I’ve unboxed so far in my quest to becoming a millionaire. But it still isn’t quite enough
to break even in this session. I’m sure a third knife can’t be too far away. How, you ask? Like…
…that. On my 1040th case, I unbox a third paracord knife.
This time, no special finishes. No… conditions at all!
But at $353 I’m not complaining! My quest to unbox 3 knives is over. I’ve turned a profit, though I
kind of wish I had just started at the 1000th case and saved myself a helloalalot of hassle.
This unboxing session has cost me $3598. And the skins I’ve unboxed are worth $3717,
making my total profit of $119! Wow, at this rate I’ll be a millionaire in no time.
But did any of you guess this? Who was closest?
There were just shy of 9,000 guesses. The lowest number yet.
Seems you’re losing interest in my quest, and most of you who did guess thought I’d make a loss!
…But much to my surprise, 2 people did extremely well at predicting my profit.
Santiago Almada was very close with his guess of 118. Have a klikpoint.
And Skull Master managed to guess the exact right figure of 119 profit. Congratulations
for believing in me, Skull Master! Have 2 klikpoints. With the sort
of luck you have you should invest it all somewhere safe and I’m sure you will go far.
But what’s next? I’ve tried 9 times to become a case unboxing millionaire and I’m still stuck
in the red, $21,100 further away from being a millionaire than I was when I started. Could
it be time to cut my losses, and to accept that gambling isn’t a reliable way to make a fortune?
NO! No. I just need to change my approach. Go big or go home, baby. So next time I’ll
be unboxing Bravo cases. Costs about $32 a pop, but all of the skins are worth a bit,
and several of them are worth even more! I’ll be unboxing until I unearth 10 covert-grade skins.
How much money do you think I’ll make? Post a comment down below, formatted like the ones
you see on the screen right now. And be sure to subscribe. It might give you good luck!
And if you want to unbox skins for yourself, I recommend using the caseconvars site because
there’s a simulator there. That’s right- it’s a SIMULATOR. I’m not promoting actual gambling,
just a FREE, consequence-free way of you seeing how much you would have lost had you done it for
real. Sure, you won’t make money from it but you won’t lose any either. As usual, keep your losses
quiet and flaunt your profits. And if you do get lucky on the simulator, don’t forget to insult
me for preventing you from making them for real. I’m ‘up’ to ‘just’ a $21,099 loss. But all that
will change next episode, as I guarantee myself 10 more covert skins to my collection, and hopefully
a few knives as well. Soon, I’ll be a millionaire; the world’s first case unboxing millionaire.