Our new brake pads are really cool.
You're not even gonna believe it.
Like, umm, let's say you're drivin' along the road with your family
And you're drivin' along. La, de, da, whoo.
Then, all of a sudden, there's a truck tire in the middle of the road
[imitating brakes screeching] and you hit the brakes.
[chuckling] whoa. That was close.
Now, let's see what happens when you're
Driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.
You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along,
You know, all of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat.
"I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy."
"not now, damn it!"
Truck tire.
[imitating brakes screeching] "I can't stop!"
[groaning]
Help!
There's a cliff.
[groaning]
And your family's screamin',
"oh, my god! We're burnin' alive!
No, I can't feel my legs!"
In comes the meat wagon.
[imitating ambulance siren]
And the medic gets out and says, "oh, my god."
New guy's in the corner pukin' his guts out.
[groaning]
All because you want to save a couple of extra pennies.
[chuckling] to me, it doesn't--
Get out.
Now.
Yes, sir.
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Ok. Thank you.