♪(dramatic music)♪
so that is how awake I am right now it is currently 1:36 AM.
And I just got back from (pronounces as) "Los Angeles" which is not how you speak
and I made the terrible mistake, stupid Phil, of sleeping when I got back
which you're not meant to do!
So now I'm wide awake and filled with jet lag
and so my body's tired but my mind is just like ♪(jazzy music)♪
So I thought I could hang out with you guys again in the thrilling, now trilogy, which is
A sleepless night with Phil
yeahhh
(chuckles) I won't be using that intro again
But yeah, thought I'd hang out with you until I get tired
which will probably be
never.
aye aye
We got back in the house it was freezing like minus 18 degrees
so I'm lying under this thermal blanket with soft thing
and then my duvet, and then the softest PJs in the world
which I really look forward to winter so I could wear these things
it's like sleeping in a cloud. Gonna stop rubbing my leg now.
I think this represents my current emotion quite a lot, if it made a noise I think it'd be
(squeal sound)
I'm trying not to show you too much of my room because
-oh itchy nose, I think I'm allergic to you guys-
it's a complete disaster I'm not gonna lie
it looks like I've been burgled
and then the burglars left because it was too messy to find anything.
(laugh) look at this corner of shame
(quietly) shame
(bell rings 3 times)
and the rare Phil using his blanket as a cape
has ventured into the wilderness from his burrow
Sorry, I've gotten an award show coming up called "The BONCAs"
the British Online Creator Awards which I'm going to.
and I didn't know what the dress code was until like 5 minutes ago
which is apparently...
very smart.
Now I don't own that many smart things
If like in maths you were gonna do the mean or the median then it would be like
bat shirt, UFO Christmas jumper, fluorescent green shirt
so I did some quick online shopping which thankfully arrived today
So I thought I'd show you some of my contenders for this award show
ah! stop looking
So this is option 1 which I don't think I'm gonna go with
which is a bird shirt or a birt or a shird
(chuckle) uh yeah
I like birds, I like shirts
I thought I'd combine them and represent my love of avian wildlife
next one is this one, which I'm quite fond of
which would kind of make me look like a dalmatian
but that's always been a secret dream of mine
and the one I think I'm gonna go for is this one
which is a slightly metallic, gold suit jacket which I'm very excited about.
So I'll wear this and then maybe a bow tie not this shirt like a different shirt
and yeah!
I think it really goes with my pajama pants
this is 2017 fashion guys
I'm very excited by these gold shoes
Look at these! They look so expensive but they're actually just like made out of cardboard
they weren't expensive. So yeah, gonna be a shiny gold Phil.
I normally feel a bit self concious
about what to wear to fancy events because this is not my normal dress sense
but I'm feeling quite happy about this one
So bring on the awards!
Do you want to see how much effort went into unpacking my suitcase?
I basically (chuckle) just opened my suitcase that's how far we got
Ah! I just got jump scared by this wig on the floor which is leftover from the anime video
I think this was Kirito from "Sword Art Online"
but I never wore this in the video hang on, I'm gonna balance you here
against my delightful wicker bed why would anyone make a bed out of wicker?
why do I still own this after 4 years?
This is not gonna balance, okay one sec
♪(ominous music)♪
(laugh) I'm like Phil in 2008 this is so weird! Oh my gosh
I should try and not be so loud because Dan's asleep
Oh wow! This does not look like Kirito
it's a good thing I didn't wear it in the video definitely need some hairspray
remove the wig Wahck!
I look practically bald now
I swear I just heard some foxes having sex in the garden but I can't hear them anymore
It was like Raaaaaa~
I'm sure you've heard that too.
So disturbing, I never know if I should call the police or not
So I'm feeling about 10 percent tireder and it is now 4:12 AM
so we're making progress guys!
I've been reading "Ready Player 1" which is one of my favorite books
I'm on the second read! I didn't- I feel like I didn't appreciate it fully the first time
since I kinda rushed it, so now I'm like absorbing every sentence.
I've reached the part (chuckle) -this is such a weird angle-
I've reached (laugh) oh I look like a potato
I've reached the part of the night where I start playing with Snapchat filters
(demonic voice) Get Snapchat Phil!
I'm not getting Snapchat I just like playing with the filters
Alright here we go I like that they change the filters everyday
Woah! I'm like a white Walker
♪(hip hop music)♪
Oh no the photobooth challenge is back!
(strange voice) eeeh hello (chuckle)
(scary voice) he's back (normal voice) Oh no I'm so sorry
I'm sorry, let's move on Oh! Oh!
aw, traditional
I just wish this was my face all the time
it's so cute
I'm not a furry i promise
AHH!
How aesthetic. Wow!
This is the best filter ever!
Look at my eyeballs moving around that is so cool! Oh Ah! Ah
(laugh) I'm an adorable cartoon nerd!
(nasally voice) Hi my name is Norbert and uh will you- will you go to prom with me?
(normal voice) I would go to prom with Norbert
It's adorable!
(groan noise) ehhhh
Oh my god! (laugh)
It's like all my dreams have come true!
(laugh) Oh I'm licking myself!
(roaring noise)
(laugh)
oh (laugh) look my nose is a mouth
(posh voice) Dustin won't ask me to prom and I am livid. I am freaking livid
(normal voice) This is just like sexy norbert took his glasses off
Ahh! It's the waffle again
Oh no! (chuckle) Oh it's a pineapple!
(funky voice) pen pineapple apple Phil
sorry, I'm stopping! This is the end
(cupboard opening)
Look at that filmmaking genius
putting you in the cupboard and then opening the door
Christopher Nolan watch out
Anyway I've come into the kitchen for a 5 AM snack, just the same as a midnight snack
and we do not have any food (chuckle) we don't have any food
umm yeah we've got some bread, but no butter so I gotta eat some dry bread.
This is the end of the cereal so I'm saving that for tomorrow morning
or else I will hate myself if I eat it now
Some Thai red curry paste lick that out of the jar
Oh, what I think I'm gonna go with is a hobnob
I thought I could make something and that would be interesting but no
I've just got some hobnobs
I don't think they've got these in America they are pretty amazing
they're like golden syrup cookies
Now this is the real challenge
how much dip can you get before the biscuit breaks?
I usually go for about 10 seconds 4, 3, 2, 1
No! No! (chuckle) Aw!
I dropped my hobnob in the drink
Oh well now it was a mushy treat for me at the end of my drink
Eat healthily. Have some grapes instead don't follow my example
I'm currently looking through my old Facebook profile pictures
here one of the first
with antlers! aw I was all festive
and I thought it wasn't festive enough
so I added a little nose on it as well
I think that was before I had any friends on Facebook
I was like "gotta set my profile up first, what represents me more than being a human reindeer?"
They have me with a Sprite can
looking very happy I mean I do like some Sprite
Ah me with a road sign at my friend's university house
I didn't steal the road sign
I was just posing with it in a very embarrassing way
umm I don't know what (chuckle) is going on there
Why would I choose that to be my profile picture?
I'm cringing so much!
What am I doing?
I don't even want to know what's happening in that picture
Uhmm wow
Look how long my hair was!
That's like down to here
I don't think we need to talk about that one
Aw now look at the white!
I thought I looked so cool in that
white leather jacket with random patches on it.
That does not look like me!
That's like an imposter
That is an imposter Phil
it's a Phil-poster
aw no (laugh)
ahhh I can't do this anymore
This has got to stop
Okay, this is the end of this game.
ah- no no no no no no no
Headed downstairs to glasses it up
So I don't rip my corneas off like I did the other week.
I always thought that is was completely
unsee-throughable but apparently you can kinda
see through it when I get ready for the shower
as I was told by my neighbors.
So I'm gonna keep that shut from now on.
It is quite cloudy so I think it'll just be
like a Sims silhouette
but still it's a bit TMI so having a barbeque outside isn't it
These are my new glasses I'm still not 100%
sure on them. So I think they'll just be my spare one.
They're like serious in the front
party on the (singing voice) side~
Also they feel super fisheye cause I'm not used to the lenses.
So I keep walking into things
Hey I didn't kick that glass door this time though
so that's progress
(weird sound) bleugghh
Why have I left all the lights on?
sorry Earth
(yawn) That's the first yawn of the night
yaaay lads!
Alright let's never do that again
Umm yeah I'm getting tired now guys
I'm not 100% sleepy
I've got this crystal
that someone told me had healing properties
so maybe if I just like place this on my forehead I'll fall asleep
(hum) mummmuwammm
did I just hypnotise everyone on Youtube
(whispers) I'm sorry!
It is 6:26 AM and I am finally tired!
So I'm gonna get some sleep now.
Hopefully this kept some of you company across the world if you couldn't sleep too
We've just released some merch which I'm so excited about.
So if you want us to stare at you from your wall
we have made" Dan and Phil at the Movies"
the 2017 calendar.
It's actually my favorite calendar we've made so far
Each month is a different movie theme
and I'm so excited for you guys to see them.
Also if you want a chocolate every day of December
we've made another Advent calendar
so you could get that.
Look and I had to pose in so many present poses
for this calendar. Which was a fun photoshoot
There's Dan just like "ugh" and he's quite snazzy on the back as well. Look at that
And we have a dark galaxy backpack
which I'm totally gonna start using.
So if you want to go check those out it is
Danandphilshop.com
We've also got US store as well if you're in the US.
I know some of you have already received them
so thank you if you've already got one.
Before I go, I am headed to Berlin with Dan
in about a week, to do our TATINOF show.
So if you are living in Berlin or somewhere
nearby in Germany, or want to come see us
there are still tickets available now in the description!
Ah ow!
(slow motion) in the description
(laugh) I can't believe I just did that!
aw I really hurt my nose!
ooh! (laugh) There are tickets below in the description if you want to come see us in Berlin
I should see how we could say that in German
(in German)
Hopefully that convinced some of you
I think there's a couple tickets left at the Stockholm as well if you check the link in the description.
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and I might make another "Sleepless Night"
in the future, the fourth. What would that be?
The quadrology. (chuckle)
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