Wake up feeling whiney with Merlot-infused coffee.
Containing red berry flavor with subtle hints of currants and blackberries.
There’s no alcohol but there is caffeine so fill up your morning with
“This awesome mug...”
SHH!
“But I..”
Almost...now you may speak.
“Okay awesome because…”
Nevermind time to poop Because this is LÜT!
PARdon me I’m perfecting my put with the potty putter which comes with a putting green,
cup and flag, putter, “Do Not Disturb” Door Hanger and 2 golf balls.
Then drop the putter and pick up the peanut butter.
almond butter, cashew butter, and so much more with the Nostalgia Professional
Peanut Butter and Nut Butter Maker.
Go nuts pouring up to a pound into the see-through hopper. Then fill the oil dispenser, and turn
it on.
Your days of only one food spread are over because now you have the whole kit ‘n’
fondoodle.
Hot glue gun for cheese.
Load the canister with the cheese of your choosing, snap it into the body, plug it in,
and...Whoa look at you, Vincent Van-GOUDA!
What a MUNSTERful BRIEation.
If you prefer your food floating feast on the flavorful fun of edible bubbles.
For a more durable dish try this make your own gourmet chocolate pizza kit.
It comes with a 7 inch tin and all the ingredients you need to make your pie delicious, gloat-worthy,
and goat-worthy.
Measured on the Animal Novelty Metric Scale.
It works like a normal scale except it lets you know what animal you weigh as much as.
Okay, stepping on it now. Please don’t be the whale PLEASE don’t be the whale. Ahh!
PHEWY!
the color Copying Chameleon Lamp.
A radiant reptile who changes color depending on what it’s sitting on.
Want a blue Huey?
Place it on a blue platform.
Green?
You know what to do.
Put it on a green thing. A thing that's green.
Just because Huey blends in with his surroundings doesn’t mean you have to so stand tall and
proud with
The Smart Wearable Posture Trainer.
Designed to reduce pain and increase productivity.
Place it on your back and every time you slouch it will vibrate. *zzzz* That's my vibrate sound effect.
Sync it to your smartphone to keep track of your posture progress.
Wow you're doing great! You're on fire!
Wait.
That’s your lotion.
When this candle is lit, the wax melts at a low temperature, turning it into warm body butter.
When it’s cold, it can be used as solid perfume to waft smells up in the sky...
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a bionic bird drone
that's controlled by your smartphone, flies indoors and outdoors at up to 12 miles per hour.
You know what they say, the early bird drone gets the worm so have a good night’s sleep
With the Sound Asleep iMusic Pillow.
It works as a speaker to lull you to sleep more comfortably than headphones without disturbing
those around you.
Now bust out your NarWHALLET
for these heated narwhal slippers.
And there’s s’more USB heated slippers where that came from.
But to create a marshMELLOW ambience
Use the holiday illuminated sheers that have 200 LED lights to cast a festive glow.
Now glow be the light of any holiday party with
The crackling fireplace digital christmas sweater.
That has a secure pocket for your smartphone on the front.
Download the free app with the animation, slide it in, and double tap to turn it on
or off.
Novelty digital clothing?
Now that’s got my Seal of Approval. I approve.
And as always, thanks for watching.