WE'RE HERE WITH SEAN PENN, WHO IS HERE IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE
BOOK "BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF," WRITTEN BY THE THE
MYSTERIOUS PAPPY PARIAH, NARRATEED BY SEAN PENN WHICH
WILL BE AVAILABLE ON AUDIBLE.
YOU CAN CAN PREORDER IT.
>> IT'S A FREE DOWNLOAD BECAUSE AUDIBLE SAW FIT TO GET THESE
WORDS OUT THERE.
>> Stephen: FREE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: IT'S FREE.
LET ME ASK YOU.
IT'S FREE.
DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH THE MONEY?
( LAUGHTER ) >> LISTEN YOU'RE TALKING TO AN
AMERICAN WHO SPENT THEIR TIME WATCHING THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT.
IF THAT WAS WORTH WATCHING -- >> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE
DEBATE LAST NIGHT?
YOU'RE POLITICALLY...
( DEEP BREATH ) NOT SHY.
YOU'RE NOT SHY ABOUT YOUR POLITICS, LET'S SAY.
>> I DON'T THINK THERE'S A POLITICAL DEBATE GOING ON.
SO I DIDN'T WATCH IT.
IT'S A SOCIAL DEBATE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S SOMING BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO SEE WHO WON
IT, AND PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SEE WHO SCORED POLITICAL POINT.
YOU THINK IT'S MORE SOCIAL POINTS?
>> IT'S IN THE BOOK, ACTUALLY.
PAPPY PARIAH PUT IT IN A WAY THAT HIT ME.
IT'S BASICALLY THERE ARE TWO OPTIONS.
EITHER YOU CAN DECIDE TO DIVORCE YOURSELF FROM LOVING YOUR
CHILDREN, AND PISS ON A TREE AND SHOW THAT YOU HAVE THE POWER TO
PISS ON A TREE.
OR YOU CAN GO OUT AND VOTE IN A VERY BIG WAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE
HILLARY CLINTON, WHO THEN YOU CAN CHALLENGE AND SUPPORT, CAN
WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY THAT ANY KIND OF PRESIDENT CAN HAVE ANY
SUCCESS, AND YOU STICK IT OUT FOR FOUR YEARS.
OR WE CAN JUST MASTER BAIT OUR WAY INTO HELL WITH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) A GUY WHO --
>> GO BACK TO THAT OPTION ONE MORE TIME.
THAT WAS VERY APPEALING.
>> A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY BLOND MAGICIAN.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IF YOU'RE
REFERRING TO TRUMP, I DON'T THINK TRUMP COULD ACTUALLY
MASTURBATE HIS WAY TO HELL BECAUSE HIS HANDS ARE TOO SMALL.
I'M NOT SURE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> PROPORTIONAL MATCH.
>> Stephen: OH.
I UNDERSTAND.
LET ME ASK YOU-- LET ME-- LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
YOU ARE-- YOU HAVE SAT DOWN WITH SOME-- SOME DICTATORS.
YOU HAVE SAT DOWN WITH HUGO CHAVEZ.
YOU SAT DOWN WITH THE CASTROS.
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE PEOPLE END UP GETTING
MAD AT YOU AND GOING, "SEAN PENN LOVES OUR ENEMIES."
AND "SEAN PENN HATES AMERICA" WHY DO YOU DO THAT?
I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHO IS TRYING TO INTERVIEW YOU.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> LOOK, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AWARE IN ADVANCE THAT IT MAKES ME
DISMISSIBLE TO THOSE WHO WANT TO MAKE-- TO DISMISS.
BUT AGAIN, LIKE IN THE FACT CHECKING OF ALL THIS TH-- AND I
KNOW YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT CHECKING YOUR FACTS-- BUT FOR
EXAMPLE THE WORD "DICTATOR," HUGO CHAVEZ WENT THROUGH 14 OR
16 INTERNATIONALLY-OBSERVED ELECTIONS, MORE THAN ANY LEADER
WE HAVE GOES THROUGH.
THAT HAD NOT BEEN MY PRIMARY INTEREST.
MY PRIMARY INTEREST HAS BEEN THE UNITED STATES-- OR I SHOULD SAY
ITS MEDIA THE AT LARGE-- WHEN THEY DEMONIZE FOREIGN LEADERS
AND, THEREFORE, DEMONIZE IN MANY CASES, THEIR POPULATIONS, THIS
GETS ME INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT'S THE PERSPECTIVE FROM THAT-- FROM
THAT PLACE.
AS THEY MIGHT HAVE FOUND IT STRANGE THAT OUR CHIEF OF SECRET
POLICE WHO BECAME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAD A SON
WHO WAS BEING VOTED IN FLORIDA WITH THE GOVERNOR AS THE
BROTHER, AND SOME THINGS WENT WRONG WITH OUR ELECTION.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT FROM THOSE COUNTRIES, IT SEEMS KIND OF
BANANA REPUBLIC, AND WE LOOK THE SAME OTHER WAY.
SO I'VE JUST BEEN INTERESTED TO TRY TO SEE IT WITHOUT WATCHING
IT ON FOX NEWS OR CNN OR THE "NEW YORK TIMES," AND TO SEE IF
I SAW SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
AND I'VE WRITTEN WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT.
AND I'M WILLING TO BE CALLED THE NAMES THAT I'VE BEEN CALLED.
SO THAT'S IT.
I'M JUST INTERESTED.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOU ALSO CAN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT'S A VIRTUE.
CURIOSITY IS A VIRTUE.
YOU'RE ALSO A LUDDITE.
LIKE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY AT ALL.
>> NOTA ALL.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD THIS BOOK ON TO YOUR
OWN PHONE OR LISTEN TO ON A LAPTOP?
>> IF I'M TOO CLOSE TO THE MACHINE, NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO
DOWNLOAD IT.
( LAUGHTER ) THERE'S AN --
>> DO YOU HAVE A HEX ON THE MACHINE?
>> BUT I HAVE STAFF SO, -- >> YOU HAVE STAFF.
>> I HAVE STAFF.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: "I HAVE STAFF.
I HAVE STAFF.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE AND TO MY STAFF."
>> AND TO MY STAFF.
I'VE CREATED A HUGE AMOUNT OF JOBS, HUGE.
>> Stephen: OR YOU'RE A JOB CREATOR?
YOU'RE NOT A-- YOU'RE NOT A-- GOOD.
YOU'RE NOT ON TWITTER.
>> I AM NOT.
>> Stephen: WELL, WE-- WE SIGNED YOU UP.
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY.
THIS IS-- IT'S SEAN PENN.
IT'S CALLED SEAN PENN.
AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE YOUR FIRST TWEET RIGHT NOW?
I'LL HELP.
YOU CAN DICTATE IT.
I'LL TYPE, YOUR FIRST TWEET.
>> PAPPY, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> Stephen: "PAPPY, COMMA, WHERE ARE" WE'LL PUT "ARE"
BECAUSE WE'RE DOWN IN MILLENNIAL.
WHERE ARE YA, QUESTION MARK?
IS THAT GOOD.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> Stephen: HASHTAG.
WHAT HASHTAG?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT A HASHTAG IS.
>> Stephen: IT'S THE FUTURE, SEAN.
( LAUGHTER ) IT'S HOW WE-- HASHTAG, IT'S A
SEARCHABLE ITEM IN TWITTER.
SO YOU PUT THIS DOWN, AND PEOPLE CAN SEARCH FOR THAT HASHTAG, AND
OTHER PEOPLE CAN TAG THEIR TWEET, IF THEY LIKED YOUR TWEET.
AND THIS HASHTAG MIGHT TREND, MEANING A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
DOING IT.
AND THEN PEOPLE WILL GO, "HEY LOOK AT THE-- LOOK AT THE
CULTURAL IMPACT THIS ONE TWEET THAT SEAN PENN MADE REGARDING
HIS BOOK."
#BOBHONEY.
IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF INCLUDING INFORMATION.
BOB HONEY, AND THERE IT IS.
#BOB HONE.
YOU READY TO DO IT?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO PUSH THE BUPON.
READY?
>> DRUM, PLEASE.
( DRUM ROLL ) HERE?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: "BOB HONEY WHO JUST
DO STUFF" WILL BE RELEASED AS A FREE DOWNLOAD ON OCTOBER 18 ON
audible.com.
YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT NOW.
SEAN PENN, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SUTTON FOSTER.