Hello.
Hello, Love.
Hi.
You look fabulous.
Thank you.
So how was your summer?
What did you do?
It was good.
I toured with my boyfriend on his comedy tour.
Your boyfriend Jamie?
Jamie.
Jamie Kennedy?
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
Yes, and I was his merch girl.
I got to sell his T-shirts.
Now, where does he play?
How big are the venues?
What's he play in?
They're pretty-- I mean, they vary.
Sometimes, it was 300.
Sometimes, it was 500.
Sometimes, he did theaters and stuff like that.
It was sort of all over the place.
He's very funny.
He was hilarious.
And I had a blast because I've never done this sort of thing
before.
Did you really enjoy it?
Because I loved doing it when I did it,
but I can't imagine doing that again now.
Because it's just so much traveling and--
Yeah.
--every city a different-- every night.
I have a new respect I mean, it was unbelievable.
And it was just crazy to watch him every night.
And the audiences are so different.
And sometimes, there's hecklers.
And you just never really know what's going to happen.
But I had fun.
I bedazzled his T-shirts.
And then I'd sell them after the show.
[LAUGHS]
You bedazzled his-- like, just certain ones?
Or you do that all the time, you bedazzle his shirts?
No, I bedazzled his shirts all the time.
Because then we could, like, jack up the price a little bit.
[LAUGHS]
I had a mission, was just to sell a lot of T-shirts.
Wow.
Yeah.
And you did.
I did.
You sold a lot.
And I did.
I met a lot of people who were like,
are you not acting anymore?
I was like, oh, no, I am, just not right now.
I'm just selling T-shirts now.
Just the merch girl.
Well, they just wanted to get a good look at you.
And you probably could have sold anything.
You could have had pens for sale.
It was really fun.
I had a good time.
Are you as big a fan of reality shows as I am?
I live for them.
I heard that you were.
What do you like?
What are you watching?
I'm So You Think You Can Dance.
Yeah, So You Think You Can Dance.
Yes.
[CHEERING]
The best thing that's ever happened in my life
is that there's two this year.
I know.
I'm so excited that they did that.
I know, I'm so excited they started again, too.
I know.
I mean, there's so many amazing dancers out there.
Congratulations to you, by the way.
Thank you.
I can't wait.
Yeah, I can't wait, too.
It's going to be really fun.
It's going to be awesome.
Yeah.
Thank you.
[CHEERING]
So what else do you watch?
I like The Hills.
Mm-hmm.
I love The Hills.
[CHEERING]
Yeah.
I'm trying to think.
I like the animal shows.
Yeah.
Like When Animals Attack!
Love to see, love to see stupid people
and watch those animals just be like, are you kidding me?
I'm a deer.
Like, dude, watch it.
Have you watched yet I Shouldn't Be Alive?
Have you seen that.
Oh, you've got to TiVo--
Is it amazing?
It's amazing.
It's stories of people that have lived through things
that are the most-- you can't believe what they go through.
Just one thing alone, you're like, oh, god,
there's no way they're going to make it.
And then another thing happens.
And they're all true stories.
Oh, that's so cool.
They're reenacted, but it's done really well.
And it's the real person talking.
And it's just things that you just can't imagine.
And whenever I'm having a bad day,
I always think, well, at least I'm
not on I Shouldn't Be Alive.
Like, there are people that go through things
that are just, like, oh, my god, they made it through that.
Oh, I'm going to watch it.
I Shouldn't Be Alive.
It's really, really great.
Oh, that's great.
I'm going to watch that.
I'm going to add that.
It's a good one.
And Hoarders is good, too.
Do you watch Hoarders?
No, I haven't.
Hoarders is really good.
That might scare me a little.
Yeah, it's fascinating to me, those shows.
I think Hoarders is on A&E, right?
Is that right?
OK, I'm going to watch that, too.
Yeah.
Now, you're a little obsessed, as most people are,
with Twilight.
[CHEERING]
Yeah.
I love Edward.
Uh-huh.
I really do.
My dream is just to carry Rob Pattinson's luggage.
[CHEERING]
Just through an airport.
Uh-huh?
Just want to carry his luggage, get him
a sandwich, whatever he might need.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Jamie's good with that?
[LAUGHS] Yes.
He doesn't mind that?
As long as Jamie gets to carry Megan Fox's luggage
through the airport, I can carry Rob Pattinson's, too.
I see.
It's OK.
It's a mutual thing.
Yeah, I mean, he's nice as well.
But it's really Edward.
It's just Edward.
He watches Bella sleep.
Mm-hmm.
And he wants to live with her forever.
Yeah.
Oh, I love him.
It's just a character.
It's not real.
[LAUGHS] It's real.
That's the other reality show I watch, Twilight.
That's not real?
It's not real.
He's not a vampire.
None of those things--
But isn't it a great--
I mean, if you're going to go, isn't that a great way to go?
Like, a hot guy sucking on your neck?
[LAUGHTER]
Love that.
[CHEERING]
Love it.
[LAUGHS]