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Quit squawking and leave!
How am I still living?
I mean, you hit me right in my face!
Hit him again!
Dang it, Ricky!
Hold up, you know Ricky?
He's a demon machine and if he keeps shooting me-
Shut up!
I will end you, demon!
This morning I wanted a frappe and they wouldn't make it
Every time I come here you're buying a frappe
It's not important to get a frappe
But it makes me happy
Big fat deal
Seriously, there must be something that makes you happy
Not really
A pickle?
Mmm-mm
The zoo?
Never.
A sassy vagrant?
Six kittens in a bag of water?
Uhhh
Poop on a stick?
That's disgusting.
Are you serious?
You're so freaking weird.
I like monkey
You're the monkey
That's nice
Your chest is very hairy
Yeah, you like that?
You better believe it babe
We oughta hang out tonight
I get off in one hour
Okay, I'll be over there at the bar just being hairy
No! Nuh-uh!
Come on! Come on - just -
Man, he cut my jacket with his nail!
You know I'll turn this ship around!
He's always touching on me!
No I'm not!
I licked your fries
HAAAaannnn! He licked my fries!
I'm coming back!
Yes, destroy them both!
music plays: "don't fight the warmth, you'll just wear yourself out..."
Can I buy you a drink?
Whatever, weird girl, but it would be great if we could play with my kissy bits
I always have real funky breath
I wonder what you smell like...
I guess like cinnamon and something
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
You get it?
I guess not...
Myah, myah, myah, myah, myuh, myuh, myah
Learn how to speak
Myah, myah, myah, myah, myuh, myuh, myah
Huhhhh?
Does anybody understand what he says?
He's got some kind of stupid accent I think
An accent....
I shot a clown!
I feel like that's not related.
I don't know!
myuh, myuh, myah, myuh, myuh, myah
Yeah, we can hear you
I think robbers stole his sister's trinkets and he's embarrassed
He's an idiot
myuh, myuh, myah, myuh, myuh, myah
Actually, I think he said tomorrow is his birthday
Oh, happy birthday, Bill.
I don't mean that.
What do we got there?
Ninjas
Did you say ninja?
Yeah
They have karate and can snap your shins clean!
Serious? I'm scared now, all right?
They'll pluck out our eyelids
Wait, could you still fall asleep?
How are those your first words??
I doubt you could
Oh really? No?
You know what, I tried to make chocolate shoes
Why?
Because the guy's a tool and he most likely sleeps in an L-position
Listen baby, you know I need that puppet bird
I think you'd better run along before it gets dark
You know, I can see your nads
Uh ohhh
They have a gift shop?
Yeah
Be right back
Did that shop have any food?
Or a hat? Or like a cool belt buckle?
Or maybe a bacon flute?
Yesss
No, but try this
Why is your neck wet?
I don't want to relive it
They got a sick blouse - on sale!
You've been really bad company
I made you a bird
It's a finger puppet
As you can see I never painted it
I would have given it to you but you've never trusted birds
Quit looking at me like that
Okay, yeah, I think I'll just go home and have celery
Look, he likes it!
Uh oh! This bird pecked out your eyes
That's something different!
No, no, I'm a vulcan
VULCAN MY A-