>> Stephen: I GET THE
IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE A DEEP
PERSON.
I LIKE TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION
THAT I'M A DEEP PERSON.
( LAUGHTER )
CAN WE GET REAL FOR A MINUTE?
>> LET'S GO DEEP.
>> Stephen: I'D LIKE TO DO
SOMETHING WITH YOU.
IT'S A NEW SEGMENT WE'RE CALLING
"BIG QUESTIONS WITH EVEN BIGGER
STARS."
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>> Stephen: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
NIGHT.
>> SURE IS.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: SCARLET, DO YOU
THINK THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN LIVING AND BEING ALIVE?
>> I FEEL PRETTY ALIVE RIGHT
NOW.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU RATHER
HAVE FEET FOR HANDS OR HANDS FOR
FEET?
( LAUGHTER )
>> HANDS FOR FEET.
>> Stephen: YEAH, BECAUSE IF
YOU HAD FEET FOR HANDS, IT WOULD
BE REALLY HARD TO TIE THE SHOE
LACES THAT WERE ON YOUR HANDS.
( LAUGHTER )
>> OR EAT A YOGURT.
( SIGHS )
>> Stephen: CAN I ASK YOU A
QUESTION?
>> SURE.
>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO ASK ME
A QUESTION?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OPRAH'S
DOING RIGHT NOW?
>> Stephen: SHE'S PROBABLY
TALKING TO GAYLE IN THEIR SECRET
LANGUAGE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HAVE HAPPEN
TO YOUR BODY WHEN YOU DIE?
( LAUGHTER )
>> I JUST WANT TO BE DUMPED IN
THE HUDSON, I GUESS.
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE
NICE.
I WANT TO BE WHIPPED INTO A
SOUFFLE AND SERVED TO MY ENEMIES
IN ONE OF NEW YORK'S FINEST
RESTAURANTS.
( APPLAUSE )
>> STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: YES, SCARLET?
>> WHAT TIME IS IT.
>> Stephen: IT'S TIME TO GO TO
A COMMERCIAL.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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