♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK.
LET'S SAY HI TO JON BATISTE.
HELLO, JON!
>> Jon: HELLO, STEPHEN.
WHAT'S THE WORD.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE WORD, THUNDER?
YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT AD.
I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT AD.
THUNDERBIRD WINE.
>> Jon: OH, NO, I LIKE THAT.
I LIKE THAT, WHAT'S THE WORD, THUNDERBIRD.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE PRICE 30 FOR A FULL QUART.
THAT'S THE DEAL RIGHT THERE.
>> Jon: TALK ABOUT THAT FRED SANFORD USED TO TALK ABOUT.
>> Stephen: SHAM.
ILE.
CHAMPAGNE AND RIPPLE.
CHAM-PIPPLE.
YOU'RE-- YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SUCH A CHOIR BOY.
YOU DON'T DRINK.
YOU DON'T SMOKE.
IT'S JUST YOU, THE PIANO, AND THE LORD ALL THE TIME.
I ADMIRE THAT.
>> Jon: YEAH, I WISH, I MEAN, SOMETHING ABOUT THE PIANO, WHEN
YOU PLAY-- I WAS JUST PLAYING SOME OF THIS...
♪ ♪ ♪ YOU GET HIGH OFF THAT.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Jon: THAT'S PHILLIP GLASS "OPENING."
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?
>> Jon: THAT'S FROM HIS VERY FIRST SOLO PIANO RECORD.
IT WAS JUST HIS "PIANO WORKS," IT WAS CALLED.
>> Stephen: JON, BEFORE WE GO ON WITH THE SHOW, DID YOU HAVE
ANY AVANITY GUARD PIANO TO SHARE WITH US?
( LAUGHS ).
>> Jon: YEAH, OF COURSE, ALWAYS.
LET'S SEE.
>> Stephen: PLEASE.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASANT
RESOLUTION.
THANK YOU, JON.
( LAUGHS ) JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.
>> Jon: YES, INDEED.
>> Stephen: FOLKS, IN LESS THAN FIVE WEEKS, WE'RE HAVING WHAT
MANY ARE CALLING THE MOST ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIME.
BUT THERE'S MORE AT STAKE HERE THAN JUST GETTING RID OF DONALD
TRUMP.
THERE'S ALSO WINNING BACK THE SENATE AND GETTING RID OF
SENATE MAJORITY LEADER AND FIVE POUNDS OF FACE IN A THREE-POUND
MASK, MITCH McCONNELL.
IF THE DEMOCRATS PICK UP FOUR SENATE SEATS, LOOKS LIKE
McCONNELL WILL BE A BACK-BENCHER.
THANKS TO TRUMP SHANKING THE PANDEMIC, REPUBLICANS ARE
STRUGGLING IN A LOT OF RED STATES RACES.
TAKE SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM, SEEN HERE
STUFFING THE LIES BACK IN.
IN 2016, MY HOME STATE WENT TO DONALD TRUMP BY ALMOST 15
POINTS, BUT THE LATEST POLLS OUT OF THE PALMETTO STATE HAVE
"GRAHAM VIRTUALLY TIED WITH HIS DEMOCRATIC CHALLENGER, JAIME
HARRISON."
A HARRISON WIN WOULD BE AMAZING.
IF LINDSEY GRAHAM GETS THROWN OUT, SOUTH CAROLINA WON'T HAVE
ANYTHING LEFT TO EMBARRASS IT, OTHER THAN ADULT MEN WEARING
MADRAS.
A BIG REASON GRAHAM IS ON THE ROPES IS THE CASH, THE GREEN
STUFF.
HARRISON IS PULLING IN MASSIVE DONATIONS, SO NOW A TEARFUL
GRAHAM HAS BEEN HITTING FOX NEWS TO PASS THE HAT.
>> IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME AND OTHER REPUBLICANS, GET IN THE
GAME.
THEY ARE KILLING US FINANCIALLY.
MY OPPONENT IS GOING TO RAISE $80 MILLION.
I NEED CONSERVATIVES TO HELP ME.
YOU NEED TO HELP US ALL.
I'M BEING OUTSPENT FOUR TO ONE, OUTRAISED FIVE TO ONE.
I NEED SOME HELP.
HELP ME.
THEY'RE KILLING ME MONEYWISE.
HELP ME.
YOU DID LAST WEEK.
HELP ME AGAIN.
>> Stephen: ( AS GRAHAM ) "HELP ME, PLEASE!
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
I THINK I'VE PROVEN THAT: OPPOSE TRUMP, SUPPORT TRUMP.
I CAN'T SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL.
HE KNOWS THAT THING IS A WORTHLESS HUSK!
THE DEVIL LOW-BALLED ME.
AND I ALSO DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JON LITHGOW.
I GAVE THEM TO TRUMP!