Hey! Can I interest you in Hyrule’s finest bananas?
The MIGHT-iest Bananas that rupees can buy!
Hmm, I love Might and I DO like a nice nanner.
You have yourself a deal!
Too bad you’ll be too MIGHT-ily MURDERED to enjoy them...
Aw come ON! Another Yiga?
I really wanted those nanners.
Half the people I meet on the road
are just these asshole ninjas who want to
gut me like an octorok.
Does this happen to everybody?
Oh you are so FUNNY!
I’m getting us five more drinks.
Hey! Uh...
That was really great, last night,
but I just remembered that I’ve got a uh
meeting with um that big singing parrot dude.
I’ll definitely call you though, for sure!
How aout I call you?
Call you to DEATH!!!
Call me to Death?
How would that even work?
And, woah! Didn’t we just..
ARRRRRRRR!!
AAAARRRRGHHHH!
Oops! Morning sweetness!
You wanna grab some waffles or something?
Whew, okay, Guardian territory.
The Yiga would never follow me here.
I never thought I’d be relieved to hear that mus-- no. NO.
Alright, I’m officially done with these dickchuckles.
Come on Epona 9, we can outrun them!
What have I done to deserve this?!
You killed our boss, remember?
So what? I kill lots of people.
If eveyones gonna start queueing up to get revenge
that’s going to be one looooong queue!
I need another one of my horses.
Any of them, even the crappy ones.
But you don’t have any horses.
Huh?
You’ve got a lot of Yiga though!
Stupid YigAHH!
Godamn shit sucking bush in the shape of AHHH!
I think I pissed in my climbing pants andAHHHHH!
Oh, god thank you,
I thought you were a YIGA for a minute there-
Oh right!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They can’t get me in here.
I’ll just never go outside.
Achoo!
Bless you.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-