Okay. What's wrong, Tasha? Hmm?
You've been ducking me like ASOS when I'm trying to do a return.
(SIGHS) I'm gonna start seeing other people, Sage.
-(SCOFFS) Really? -Yeah.
So you just wanna throw away eight years of growth.
What is this,
(SIGHS)
I guess Mickey isn't the only one you saw on your little trip to Florida.
You stalkin' my IG now?
What are you, a prospective employer?
You promote your posts, Tasha.
But also, you still have sand in your hair.
That's 'cause Pitbull said, "Throw your hands up,"
and I thought he said, "Throw your booty up," and I inverted.
But whenever anybody complimented me on my look,
I gave credit to my lady.
Don't. Don't give me fake compliments on your way out.
I am not a waitress at Denny's.
-(KNOCKING) -ALI: Tasha, you in here?
Oh, hey. The door was open,
which seems kinda not smart in this kinda neighborhood.
Uh... What in the
Did you invite your new chick to my place?
I didn't want you to find out like this, Sage.
Ali, you were supposed to wait in the car.
Well, it was hotter than a ho in church.
You know I ain't got the money to be runnin' the AC like that.
Oh, okay. Um...
Oh! Oh, my bad, my bad.
Y'all havin' a Lifetime movie moment.
All right, well, I'll just take a deuce real quick.
(SCOFFS) Are you fucking kidding me?
That! That is who you left me for?!
Some woman with a neck tattoo in a language
that we both know she can't speak?
It's Arabic for forgiveness, which is what I need from you!
I don't wanna end on bad terms.
Look, I can always hook you up with one of my friends.
I'm sorry, but I don't need your charity.
I have a long list of people who actually want to see me.
That's great! Look, I've always rooted for your success.
You know that.
You know, this has never been a balanced relationship.
You just lay back while I do all of the work.
I tried my best.
And you're always judging me like a librarian
when I return my
Maybe if you would have been a little more patient,
I could have learned some of your little tricks.
Oh, so it's Sage's job to coddle you?
I don't see you for months,
and you come back out of nowhere,
completely unmoisturized and covered in lint.
You--
You made me raise my voice in my temple. I need you to go.
-Please. -I need you to go.
(SIGHS)
Oh, but first,
run me the money that you owe me.
Because if you have travel money,
you most definitely have my money.
All my cash went MIA in MIA.
-What's that? Is that-- -Nothing down there but hips.
Oh, yo! Wow! I gotta give my compliments
to the cushioned toilet seat in the bathroom.
A nigga been poopin' in discomfort for years.
Okay. Look, it's not you. It's me.
I cannot do the labor it takes to keep this going.
So Ali and I are gonna start fresh.
Our business is done.
(SOBS) I'm firing you as my loctician.
And Ali is my new barber.
Okay, she's gonna fade me up. You see how clean the sides are?
-Clean. -She gonna get me like that.
She does the braids and the fades. So...
Like my circulation in spanks, I got to cut these locs off.
Bing-bong.
-No. No! -They gotta go.
-They gotta go. -We worked too hard for this!
-Are you sure?! -We invested a lot, but...
I wanna end this now how it began with you.
Bald and full of hope.
Okay?
So come on.
Let's do it together.
Together.
♪ ("END OF THE ROAD" BY BOYZ II MEN PLAYING) ♪
You can do it.
♪ It's so natural ♪
♪ You belong to me... ♪
(WINCES)
TASHA: I shouldn't have done it. I look bad.
♪ ("FORTUNE" BY TIA P PLAYS) ♪