Hello and welcome back to Extra Bullshit today. We're talking about BuzzFeed again this time
It's a new video from their series the try guys. It's called the try guys test who is the most attractive?
Let's check it out today. We're gonna find out which one of you guys is the hottest try guy
scientifically of course
What actually makes a man attractive
Confidence confidence makes men attractive confidence and experience strength is also attractive and intelligence
Then I would say looks and physical attractiveness, but often to a lesser degree sure you can find some petty girls
Who are all about looks, unfortunately for me, a hideous fat greasy mess,
But I would say most get over that at some point as they grow up real women are looking for strong confident men
Who aren't ugly? That's about it. You don't even necessarily have to be hot
It's just be well-groomed and not a total mess now if you flip this around and ask what makes girls attractive
Yeah, I would then say it's mostly looks of course
That's what most guys look for but we're really
Confuses me here is we got a show about testing which of these four straight guys is the most attractive
But it's hosted by the gayest most flaming man. I've seen since cam from Modern Family. Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot
Oh, we wanted to do is dance
That's my story five hours of this. I'll just waddle down for the butler
Couple that with the fact that the four try guys here look rather gay, let's be real(I wear band t-shirts)
I mean no offense, but come on. They are way too overdressed and fashionable for straight men(You're supposed to wear chilli-stained sweatpants)
They're all fair-skinned skinny weak nerdy types. There's not one regular guy at all here. Where's the big guy?(Where's the fat guy)
Where's the athletic geyser the good old country boy goes skeet shooting every weekend?
I bet not one of these tri guys could catch a football even if it was gently thrown at them today more than our
society and media appreciates man
Like us for instance and we wondered if that sexiness can be boiled down to the science not really looks and attractiveness
Aren't an exact science
Only ugly nerdy losers would think to test their attractiveness to the opposite sex with the science experiment
This is like measuring your dick. Not for its length before its length times girth
yah, and add point O - to adjust for torque
We're here to find out if the prevailing theories about male Beauty have any truth to them and we hear the test
Subjects the try guys are going to be conducting six experiments
Beautiful keys in the red yeah, I'm not really sure you want to be beautiful here guys
I wouldn't call it male beauty either men are good-looking
Handsomer maybe hot they're not pretty and beautiful you're fucking Queens
Things just keep getting gayer and gayer here now you can see why I'm so confused at the beginning
They're presumably testing out their attractiveness to the opposite sex since they're all straight
But then they have the gayest hose of all time talking about but fucking them you're sending mixed signals here BuzzFeed if we were testing
For the repeal two gay men then yeah, I would say these prissy little girlie men are pretty attractive for that
But if we're talking about that appeal to women then I don't know so much
I mean, maybe if the girls like pretty boys if they like feminine looking guys
And maybe that one on the left the discount will arnett looking guy
Maybe girls would find him handsome and dapper, but the other guys are pretty fucked. They better be rich or hilarious on their dates
I'm willing to bet none of these try guys have slept with more than three or four girls ever this one on the right is
very likely a virgin
But sure let's go and see which is the most attractive not the most interesting lot ever to go over
But it's pretty obvious none of them are that attractive to women
But luckily we're comparing them to each other because if we had a Ryan Reynolds or Brad Pitt lying around this wouldn't even be close
Do you guys see the difference here see how the real actors have got manly features sure they're the prettyboy kind of guys, too
But they don't look like these total bitches that work at BuzzFeed at all. It's rich dry guy is
Scientifically the hottest you're ultra bangable host
My name is dr. Curly
So you have the results I do have the results gymnastics
That wasn't funny being a flamboyant gay person isn't funny not on its own back to camp from Modern Family
I absolutely love this character by the way and it's a great show, but they do have real riders
They're in a slew of Emmys. I might add all BuzzFeed has is this overly gay
Dude with pubes on his face wearing about nine too many rings. I might add the first category
is
Based on aggression this will probably go to Ned it's a very aggressive person
Bullshit testosterone is linked to body hair and to hair loss you boys that got both of those two pads act an avid daddy who?
He could model male masculine behavior from when he was young could have held rhythm from these flamboyant gestures. He's always making poor guy
You
Have a ton of sperm in your butt that's not surprising and why do all these guys talk like that on children's TV shows so
over-the-top and over enunciated and quite patronizing to their audience
I might add this isn't fucking Barney try guys testosterone is a very important male hormone
If a man doesn't have any testosterone. He uses a lot of characteristics that makes him a man well funny enough
I think this doctor is the most attractive one on this show so far. He's not only good-looking
He's obviously smart and well-spoken not dumb childish and immature sounding like the whole BuzzFeed crew way to go guys
Your guests outdid you an attractiveness
Less than two minutes into your video which is about 20 minutes too long and let's not forget
He said if the man doesn't have as much testosterone. He loses the characteristics that make him a man keep that in mind
It's a simple blood test, and he did a relatively accurate measurement and figure out were
Inspections I bet you a sperm has gotten into blood once and then I quit my Eugene doesn't love needles shut up
I can't ignore this guy's dumb haircut anymore. Not a good look mop. Head. I'm pretty sure he's bald under that comb-over, too. I'm fucked up, so that means everyone else is too.
You don't you may have the most hairy legs there, but you're hanging around the gayest most feminum dudes of all time
It's like being the skinniest person in the group of ten fat people. I know by experience.
No scientific data that correlates the level of testosterone to the level of attractiveness, okay?
Here's the thing guys these testosterone levels are ridiculously low BuzzFeed tries to brush over this and move on to the BMI test
But uh-uh that ain't gonna slide pass me here. These try guys are all well below the average T. Level
Which is a t-score around 679 and normal testosterone?
Levels and males range from 270 to 1070 that means three of these tri guys are well below normal
The doctor likely had to warn them and recommend treatment after this discovery
This is not good and things get even worse when you look at the average T. Levels by age
I think it's safe to say here these try guys all fit within the 25 to 34 age range and again
They're all well below the average of 617 for their age in fact
They're all below the average of 376 which is 485 to a hundred year old men
That's fucking insane and a little sad if we're being honest. I can't say I'm totally surprised though
I've been saying this kind of stuff about the men at BuzzFeed for years. They just don't hire straight normal manly men there
They're all these gay. Fruity overdressed try guys, and now they've proven this was science
I'm pretty sure this was an unintended reveal for BuzzFeed considering their apparent lack of self-awareness about it
I can't believe not one person working there caught this and said hey guys try guys
Maybe this tee level segment isn't the best it kind of makes us look bad and weak guys is BMI
Come on no way
My body's hotter than Eugene's Wow Wow look at the you know number three
Well it looks like we've got yet another embarrassing
Revelation BuzzFeed didn't intend this time there inadvertedly proving how much bullshit these BMI tests are I mean look?
This is the guy who won the BMI test do you really think he has a good looking body?
He looks kind of skinny fat to me. I certainly wouldn't say he's muscular even slender and skinny fit
There's also that little chub the other guys grabbing there on the bottom
Not a good look and the thing about the body mass index
Is this it only really helps you if you're extremely over or underweight if you think you are you can calculate your BMI
Which is just a simple equation comparing your height to your weight. It's not really that complicated, and it's not a very accurate
Representation of your health either or how attractive or good-looking your body is it's basically just a good place to see what the average
Weights are for your height
And what it certainly doesn't tell you is how?
Attractive you are so it's pretty useless for this BuzzFeed thing and I should add over and under way people can still be highly
Attractive and having the best BMI score definitely doesn't make you more attractive than others. I mean look at this guy again
He's the winner of the BMI test need I say more. It's a relatively okay, surrogate for men's health, but it's not perfect
What kind of exercise you get I play soccer I'm going to CrossFit
We have a lot of stairs in the office and sometimes I go 20 floors Yona check this out. I'm less flabby
Imagine an NFL running back those guys have a terrible body mass index, but nobody's gonna. Tell them they're not pretty boring results here
I must admit they're also close
It's almost not worth keeping this in the show at all and beating someone's BMI score by 0.3. Is really nothing to celebrate over
It's pretty pathetic you got excited about that Eugene could have gotten in the first place by skipping lunch. If you really wanted to
We're gonna take photos of our faces and see who's got the best face a very delicate features
I'm very precious facial attractiveness is way more than just whether or not somebody's hotter now. What the hell is a tinder sociologists
I don't like this chick already, but she isn't ugly
I'll give her that visual practice has to do with a variety of characteristics
Ranging from the width of someone's face to the distance between their eyes the distance between their nose and their mouth. Let's look at
Keith is not an attractive guy you're being nice lady. He's not exactly ugly either
He's just kind of weird-looking especially without glasses look at those, bug eyes
He's like an iguana or something who are you looking at Keith?
And which I am I supposed to look into you look like you're married. It makes total sense
It's obvious right period women are more attracted to men who are going to exhibit higher?
characteristics related to biological fitness like testosterone
Whereas other times of the month when they're not ovulating?
They're sneaking out partners who appear to you more kind and passionate and may be attracted to men with a softer jawline well
We already know they all have low testosterone and apparently this translates into less
Masculine and attractive features plus facial Beauty is a pretty damn subjective category, but whatever let's see you won. I guess pretty for number one
You Queen Eugene. I don't think I'm the best look. I think we're all very good-looking number three you're so beautiful Matt
Thank you, so don't you work which makes me the most unique?
So I'm the best look wow, so I'm the hottest white tri. Guy Wow
No, I don't know yeah, you're the hottest white guy amongst a bunch of pussy-ass loti nerdy fugly dudes
Don't be too proud dude and apparently Eugene the Asian wins with the most balanced face
I don't know how I feel about that
Maybe he is the most attractive if the girl likes Asian dudes
Looks like we were onto something with that receding hairline - how far back does that thing go gene now
I see why you overcompensate with that big comb-over puffball so much if I was really gonna pick the best face here
I think I would go with the tiny Will Arnett again the guy on the right besides his oddly big nose
He's the only decent looking man here kind of normal the two on the left her definite
No, no
And maybe the Asian is but he is balding so I think it's safe to say this low-rent Arnett has it but again buzz feet
Are being total nerds about this measuring jawlines and testing cemetry? This is not how you tell if someone's attractive?
This is how aliens from another planet would do it now?
There's another 10 grueling minutes here
Which I'm gonna spare you guys from
Basically the guys make tender profiles and try to decide who's the most dateable they pick a picture write a profile
Bullshit like that in the end Eugene comes back and wins the whole thing this Asian guy with a comb-over
That covers half his face who dresses like a gay fashion model and has lower
Testosterone than the average 80 year old man. This is the best-looking most attractive guy BuzzFeed has to offer
I think that says a lot
Obviously the unintended
Revelations are what's more interesting
Here the fact that the best of the guys at BuzzFeed have these dangerously low levels of tea is pretty telling it says a lot
about BuzzFeed its staff
And who it appeals to because I'm only to bet these try guys aren't just hired guns
Doing their jobs here and clocking out on the weekends these guys are also fans or representative of the fan base
They represent the kinds of guys who watch BuzzFeed gay ones pretty nerdy feminum guys
Who are likely by if not fully gay like the wannabe, Nathan Lane hosts. They got here and don't get me wrong
There's nothing wrong with this. There's nothing wrong with being gay and being a gay focused Channel
I just want to be clear about it straight men. Do not watch BuzzFeed manly masculine men
Don't apply to work there either and if they do they're probably not hired
and if they are they're certainly not being put in these try guy videos or any BuzzFeed videos for that matter blood speed is a
Site for women and gay men there, I said it, maybe there's some straight nerdy guys who watch it, too
Or maybe some of those ace actual insel never gonna be with a real person kind of guys
But that's about it at the end of the day BuzzFeed has really shown their true colors here
Probably accidentally they're staffed by men with T
Levels equal to the average 80 year-old man on his deathbed these are not strong masculine leader types
These are followers they follow trends follow Facebook Twitter
They follow fashion and dress up like Metro wanna be gay models in the followers that watch
BuzzFeed and work there really sums up BuzzFeed itself - must be this all about
Trends and buzzwords and make it stupid little trivial lists and petty follower companies apparently hire petty follower types of men
What do you guys think can you really measure attractiveness with science and testing tinder profiles like this?
I know it was done as a joke
But throughout the video the track guys seemed really into it which of these four tri guys
Do you think is the most attractive and do you think they are at all?
Attractive if compared with regular guys, you know real men comment your thoughts below and thanks for watching no bullshit see y'all next time