- Wah.
Oh! That was dope for sure!
- Come here. Trying to hide. Oh shit.
♪ (upbeat video game music) ♪
- Splatoon 2? (heavy gasp)
Yo, I'm lit! Wait, are we playing on the-- ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- I played this on the React channel before.
I had fun with it. I felt like I was doing well and my teammates sucked.
But I think that's what everybody feel like.
- (FBE) Splatoon 2 is the followup to the hit online
third-person shooter game, where squid-human hybrids called Inklings
use ink-based weapons to shoot colored ink.
- Can you shoot the other ones?
Can you shoot them to be like, "Move, my color."
But that means I can get shot too.
- It's a really good idea.
Like, whoever came up with that idea is really-- that's cool.
- (FBE) Today you'll be playing the online multiplayer mode
Turf Wars, where whichever team covers the mat most
with their colored ink wins. - Okay. All right.
It's like Call of Duty but peaceful.
Okay, now I got it. Let's go.
- Here we go. Weapons, all right.
I only got, like--
These all look like water-- oh, a paint roller.
- These look like the dual Uzis right here, Splatoon.
We got a giant paintbrush.
- Splat Charger. Tentatek Splattershot.
Splattershot. Splattershot Jr.
- I like this one.
It's exactly the same as this one, but this one has a Splat Bomb.
And Splat Bomb seems better than Burst Bomb.
- I like sniping.
If this is a sniper, I feel like I want to do this.
- I'll try the melee right now.
Let's get this Splat Roller going.
Can I change my shoes?
- (FBE chuckles) Sure. - Nice.
- (FBE) I don't know if we have any purchased.
- Damn it.
- "Ink the most turf to win." Okay. Let's see how we do.
- All right, the graphics definitely look better.
- Oh my god, I'm yellow? That's my grandma's favorite color.
- Oh, pink versus yellow? Yellow's a dumb color.
Oh, let's go. I'm going down here.
(laughs)
(shooting)
- Okay, so that's what we're doing.
Can you aim or any-- oh wait.
Oh whoa. Sensitivity.
- Oh, this is-- that's mildly disorienting.
So this is just-- the goal's to ink everything, right?
- Let's keep going. Oh, low ink?
All right, so I'm--
Oh, I'm-- I'm a squid, suckin' up my own ink.
- Oh, I'm out.
There we go.
(shooting) Nope.
(Inkling yelps) Killed me.
(shooting) - Oh.
Oh, I got him.
(shooting) Oh, come on.
Nice.
- Just trying to cover as much as I--
Oh my god.
That scared me. Oh my god, did someone die over there?
It has a name crossed out.
- Oh. Oh.
(blasting, Inkling grunts)
Yeah, definitely died.
- Oh, this guy's AFK. Come on.
- Oh, there's a yellow guy!
Oh. Did I kill him? I just [bleep] him up.
Sorry, bruh, this is my turf.
Get your crappy yellow shit out of here.
Stupid.
Oh, he killed me. I guess that's payback.
- Something--
(splat!) Ay.
Oh my god, I got hit.
Someone, revive me.
Abraham, I'm coming after you.
I felt bad for you in The Walking Dead, but not anymore.
- That paint roller looks kind of fun though.
It looks like that's really good for covering a lot of surface.
- I got to cover all this orange, 'cause that's not my turf.
This is MY turf, boys.
(blam!)
(another blam!)
Hey.
Oh.
(blam!)
(fast shooting)
(blast!) Sheesh.
- Ooh! Look at those moves. Dodgin' it! Oh-ho-ho.
Oh, no, no, no.
Come here. Come here.
Ohhh, damn. That was a good battle.
- Little shit.
Whoa, where am I going?
I just died? By falling?
- (FBE) You can't go through those grates. - Okay.
- I think we're boned right now.
Uh-uh, you ain't taking my territo--
I forgot how frustrating this game was.
- Come here. Come here.
Oh!
I'm covered a little bit in yellow, and it's not good.
- Get someone from up here.
Oh, oh. (grunts) Oh.
- I need to get the rest of this.
I was so worried about this. We need to get this though.
No, this is ours.
- All right, there's my teammate.
All right, we're gonna go tag-team this kid.
Come here.
Oh, bye!
- Oh, I wonder what that radar thing is there.
Oh, come on. We can do this.
- Gotta get the rest of all this.
Nope. Go off. [Bleep]-- (groans deeply)
- Let's go. Come on, keep painting.
(whistle tweets) Oh, I wonder who got it.
I'm very nervous right now.
- I think we lost.
(cracks up)
- Dang! What the--
- It's us. It's gotta be us. It's gotta be us.
YEAH, BOY!!!
- Hoo! Hoo!
- I'm just garbage in comparison to these children, so...
But I enjoyed it.
- Okay, now I can see the hype about this,
'cause I'm getting competitive now.
- That was so fun. Oh my gosh.
I want to keep playing. Look at that.
Second place? That's not bad for a first time.
- For sure not doing that gun anymore.
I want to try these Uzis.
Let's get some Uzi action going up in here.
- I saw that this covers more ground.
They have a Curling Bomb, and I saw that thing moving everywhere
and blowing stuff up, and it killed me twice.
So I'm gonna do that.
- Oh, same place, okay. I'm used to this map.
Okay, purple. Purple, I'm-- I'm vibing with purple.
Yellow just-- (scoffs) You don't want to be on the yellow team.
You don't want to be that guy. Oh shit, we're playing.
(rapid shooting)
- Oh.
♪ (upbeat rock music) ♪
Oh yeah. This covers tons of ground.
- See, I like this. I'm literally painting as I go.
I could paint a whole pathway.
- There's, like, nobody over here.
This is perfect. Just take advantage of this.
- All right, just... there we go.
Cover all this. Yep.
- That's pretty good.
And then it also creates--
Aah, no!
I died. I fell in the water.
I didn't know you could fall out of bounds.
- I'm on your turf. Aah, no, wait, no.
(Inkling yelps) Fudge.
- I don't know what the other team's doing,
but I'm just getting all this ground here.
Not yet there.
(splat!)
How did I d-- oh, we killed each other.
- All right, I'm recharging my paint as my squid.
Let's go.
I'ma call my character Squidward.
Hey, get outta here. Come here.
Oh. He killed me.
- We dual-died. Okay, cool.
- Pah.
Oh, that was dope for sure!
Oh my god, that was dope.
- You go quicker when you're the squid, so I'm gonna use that.
Jump down.
Oh yeah, he thought he could hide. Not today.
(rapid shooting and splattering)
- Oh shoot.
Did I get him?
- I see some purple on my turf that shouldn't be there!
- No. No, no, no. Go back, go back, go back.
Stop, stop, stop.
Protect me.
- I'm to reclaim--
Hey, eat this. (boom)
And I died. Was that a bomb?
He's just like, "Oh look, he's putting something down.
Let's totally ignore it."
- Oh. It hurts you.
If you go on the other teams, it hurts you.
All right, look at him. He doesn't even see me coming.
Bye. Rolled him over.
Come here.
Come here. Trying to hide.
Oh shit. (laughs)
All right, I think there's a little bit of a strategy.
People hide in the paint and then come up and shoot you.
- Woo!
I killed a person, and I liked it.
Ooh, I killed another person, and I liked it.
Ooh! Yo, I think I'm doing--
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Back up, back up, back up.
♪ Oh my god ♪
- It's going. I think it's-- aah!
We double-killed each other again.
- Come here! You got splatted, kid.
Uh-oh, I'm getting hurt.
I had to run away from that battle.
Do you heal up in your own ink?
Yeah, I think you do. Oh, that's cool.
- I'm really determined to try to win this,
'cause this makes no dang sense.
- Let's reclaim our territory here.
Screw you, green guys. This is mine.
- Nope. Get this off. This is trash.
- This is my colors.
Yes. Everything is pink.
- We gotta go back. There's only one minute remaining.
I gotta cover up all this yellow crap.
It's on the [bleep] wall.
Get over here. Yep, bye.
- We got this. Oh my god, we got this.
We can do only 30-- come here!
They killed each other again.
With the paint roller, you gotta really get 'em by surprise.
Otherwise you will end up killing each other.
(boom!) - Nope. Oh!!
Rat!
- (chuckles devilishly) Yes.
- Come here.
This is mine.
- So I'm pretty sure we are destroying right now.
- All right.
Cover up this last bits.
Skurt!
- No, stop!
- I'm gonna get all this purple on the last four seconds.
No, no, no, no, no, no! Give me all this!
- Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on. Yeah!
Dude, we got this in the bag. Yellow does not put up a fight.
- That's pretty good. This other team is garbage.
Just destroyed.
(meters filling up)
(splash!) ♪ (negative rock riff) ♪
- Dang!
We were so close.
- That looks close!
YEAH-HA-HA!
♪ (positive rock music) ♪ - Ha! That's what I thought.
Get wrecked!
- That was a little better than the--
even though I'm in last spot.
See, I'm so used to Call of Duty being on top.
- That was fun. That was fun.
- They can't handle React Games. Not today.
- It's a really good idea. I love it.
- It's really fun.
Literally your character doesn't get messy
while playing in paint.
- If I ever get a Switch,
this is one of the first purchases I'm making.
It's so fun.
And the fact that you can still play with other people online
is so dope.
- I didn't think I was gonna like this game going in.
And then after, I'm like,
"[Bleep], I just want to paint shit all day."
I want to be a squid.
Maybe one day.
When I grow up, I want to be a squid.
- ♪ You're a kid now, you're a squid now ♪
- Thanks for watching us play Splatoon 2 on the React channel.
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- Goodbye!
- Hey guys, I'm Zach, one of the producers of the React channel.
Thank you so much for watching, and make sure you let us know
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Aah!
♪ (upbeat video game music) ♪