Ladies and gentlemen
we present to you
"Buying a sofa from a sketchy dude on Craigslist."
Mr. Fly has been compromised
Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that
a rat has taken up residence inside.
It's a long story
Where does one turn...
when one needs...
a new place to sit.
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think -
Craigslist!
Beatrice has been compromised
Beatrice is my couch, I named her that...
Now it's red
though it once was white.
I have chronic nosebleeds.
How in the world
would one get rid of this?
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think -
Craigslist!
I'm posting an ad..
We're replying to an ad
on Craigslist..
It looks like a real red couch!
Look at this real red couch
on Craigslist!
We gotta snag this couch, man.
I'm gonna call him -
boop, boop, boop, boop
beedee boop boop boop
boop
riiiing, riiiing, riii--
Hello...
Uh, hello, um, I'm calling -
You calling about a couch?
Yeah, I am...
I knew it,
I could smell you from here.
Uh, okay well um, I just-- I'm interested in it
Just come along then
bring your roommate
and come on by
I'm here waiting for you, boys.
You can't see me can you?
No
Okay good, keep it that way until you get here
Come right now?
You better get here real quick
I gotta bathe my mother.
Goodbye
We're buying a sofa
yeah that's what we're gonna do
but I'm pretty sure we're buying it
from a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude
Here we are, we're at the front door
should I knock or should I ring the--
Ring the doorbell.
Okay...
ding dong
Hey, hey Phillip.
Uh, I'm not Phillip -
You smell different when you're awake...
you got a real nice forehead...
Thanks ...
I mean, I usually cover it up, but -
Well let me ask you a question
I lost my tangerine potato smoothie
can I check y'all's hairs for it?
We're not buying a sofa
that's not what we're gonna do
cause he's most definitely
the most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!
Let's get out of here...
Dolphins are the best food.