(The key of awesome)
Hey! I am Jamien DePrince From Jamien DePrince and the done deaf 2
You know our song "the booty jam" do the booty jam... That is me as a younger man
Now, recently the key of awesome held a contest, where you voted in the comments to see the entire booty jam video
Well guess what?
I have the one and only copy of that video right here.
I taped it of off MTV back in 1989 when it aired
That one time.
At 4 AM
Well anyway, enjoy "the booty jam"
C'mon work godda-- Oh there we go, alright.
Lets kick it.
Posse in effect.
Word to your mother.
Haha, i just made that phrase up homeboy.
I used to be dope fresh chillin'
My threads were super fly
But i've been stone cold illin' since my booty well went dry
Girl, Your booty is futuristic like 1993
But, Your booty must be sadistic because it is torturing me.
Every night i sprain my wrist, i buy you diamonds and k-swiss.
Im so sick of getting dissed by these chicken headed skeezers
I would never try to front just to get inside your car.
Your heart is so cold your booty so hot, What's your man got that i aint got?
The booty jam!
Say what?
He can do the booty jam.
Huh?
And if you want to be my man
I do, It's true
You got to learn to do the booty jam.
Sweeping across the land
Even bigger than MS. Pac-man
I'd sell my soul to learn it!
Excuse me friend, do you know who i am? Well, i am the man who is going to teach you how to booty jam.
Step one, Take your buns sitck 'em way out, wave them in the breeze like you are airing them out
Step two, Get you a partner and stand back to back count to three and let the booties attack
Now this jam aint for the faint o' heart, you get disqualified if you let out a fart.
I know what you are thinking and you might be right. You think the bootyjam sounds like a booty fight!
But the BJ is all about peace and love. Say yes to the jam, and no to drugs!
I was once like you, now the ladies are jocking me, got a masters degree in bootyology
I know you probably tought the booty jam was about sex.
NOPE, But if you do it right that's what will happen next.
(Booty jam) am i doing it right? (Booty jam) You can do it all night! (Doing the booty jam!)
(You got it, You got it) Girl there's nothing to it!
Do the booty jam, Do the booty jam. Everyone's a fan of the booty jam.
Excuse me ma'am, i am your maintanance man. And if your booty needs a tuning then here i am.
Too much booty in my face! Violating my workspace!
Every day i am getting chased by these chicken head skeezers!
I know that i am truly blessed, but i just need a booty rest.
I think i preferred being a nerd, the booty jam is a booty curse
Now we are at the end of this morality tale about what happens when you hunt for an abundance of tail.
So be careful of what you wish for, and dont sue me when the booty starts breaking down your door.
(Booty jam)
See you in hell sucka MC.
(Booty jam)
Not to be confused with "do the bartman".
(Booty jam!)
NO! this is the one and only copy of the booty jam!
NO!
Dolores!
Call the-
Call the maxell corporation
This is terrible!
This booty jam was my whole life!
What am i gonna tell the tone deaf 2!