- I mean, I personally, I have absolutely no idea.
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none of us have been able to think of anything in a what?
(gasp)
(intense music)
- Oh, wow!
we doing this?
- Kim? Is that your boyfriend, Shane?
- Yeah, but he's not here for me.
- He's here for me to kick his ass.
- Yeah. Shane, you do that.
- I'm gonna kick his * ass.
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- I don't even care.
- Yeah. I'm right here.
- You better stop pushing the other Shane
or you're gonna be real sorry.
- Sorry? Like that stinky breath you got?
- No, no, I just brushed my teeth.
- Oh yeah? What'd you brush it with? A big old doodoo?
(screaming)
- Since when did Shane and Shane even have a beef?
- Oh, you didn't hear about this?
Yeah, it's become like the biggest beef
on the internet. They hate each other.
- It's so dumb. Shane came to my Shane's birthday last week
and then he got mad
that everybody was celebrating another Shane.
And then my Shane started saying he was the better Shane
and now they're beefing.
My Shane actually made a diss track about it.
(hip-hop music)
- Shayne Topp. Bucket of slop.
Stupid little boy. Listen to this bop.
Bop, bop. On your head.
I'll hit Shane once and he'll be dead.
- And then small Shane made a response diss track.
(electronic music)
- Shane, Shane. You're a big old pain.
(electronic music)
* you.
- And then today my Shane tweeted,
"I'm gonna beat your ass at your job."
And then small Shane responded,
"You would never," and now
- All right.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna rip your butt hole out
and wear it like a choker.
- Oh yeah.
Well, my butt hole would never fit around your thick neck.
- Hey, nobody talks about my thick neck,
but me get ready to experience some pain.
- Oh the only thing I'm gonna experience
is giving pain to you.
- The only thing you will give me is a place
to put my fist, which is your face.
So I hope you are ready to go.
- Oh I've been gone.
- Oh, let's go.
- Yo, I got $20 on Shane.
- Oh, you're on.
Wait. Which Shane?
- This is so dumb.
- It's like we're at the zoo.
- Yeah.
- Like the gorilla exhibit.
(screaming)
(faltering)
(thud)
- Wait, what happened?
- Where's the other Shane?
(screaming)
- Oh my God.
He's gonna hit me! Help! Help!
- Oh!
- This is a fight?
(screaming)
OH!
(screaming)
- Admit it, the "y" is stupid.
(roaring)
(thudding)
(groaning)
(screaming)
- Shayne Topp's a fight loser.
I'ma leave a bruiser.
Shayne Topp's a big old flop.
Shayne Topp is a big old flop.
- Well, I guess the beef's over.
- No way. Film this.
Shane burger flipper cat with whiskers, Sunday he
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
- All right, we need to get you to a hospital.
- No, I already saw that movie.
- I'll get the car
- On the head, on the head.
- Two thumbs down, E-bird and rope man.
Buzz lightyear with Chris Evans.
- We don't have a ramp we gotta take him down the stairs.
- Five rotten tomatoes in a row.
- Okay, all right buddy.
- I hate these things.
- What number concussion is this?
Like, is this the fifth of the week?
- What do I look like?
- Shayne put like...
- What do I look like?
- You have wow,
- Some sort of guy
- Selena!
- I got it.
- I didn't even, I didn't even vote
- There's a cord, Brayden can you get this cord
so we can take Shayne to the hospital?
- There's the gooch
- God dammit, how heavy is he?
(laughing)
- That's fricking cool, that's so fricking cool.
- It's great.
And then you get a tour bus.
So you get on tour bus and apparently
their tour buses have wifi.
- Wifi is everywhere in Japan,
- everywhere now,
- everywhere.
- When we first went, it was nowhere.
- Well that fricking sucks.
- So we had to wait till we got
to hotels and then you had to get a little
in boom, big word, boombox stuff, boombox a router.
the router, and then you had to plug that into computer.
- Yeah.
- And that was the only time we had wifi. Crazy.