[MUSIC]
[SOUND] The following contest is the Corporate Royal Rumble.
Introducing first making his way to the ring,
he is accompanied by one of the [INAUDIBLE] Shane,
from Sacramento, California weighing in at 243 pounds,
the world's most dangerous man, Ken Shamrock.
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>> Look at that, Ken Shamrock's number one,
just like Austin >> Boston's gonna be number one in
the Royal Rumble, and bad ass Billy Gun could be very easily Mr.
McMahon's coming down here, number two.
Of course, number two.
And the Royal Rumble's got the number one [INAUDIBLE] That's rationing,
what about what Billy Gun did earlier to Shamrock's sister?
I wouldn't wanna be Billy Gun right now, absolutely not.
That's the wrong guy to get Mike Shamrock
wrong man >> Shamrock versus Billy got a corporate
Royal Rumble rolls in the same as the Royal Rumble you'll see in two weeks,
over the top of the touch the floor your Superstars will enter on [SOUND] equally
timed intervals.
>> I see Kane, Kane what are you doing [INAUDIBLE] rock over the top rope.
>> [INAUDIBLE] [CROSSTALK] >> [INAUDIBLE] eliminated himself.
Yeah, that's it.
Kane doesn't care.
Hang back, hang back.
That's it get rid of badass Billy [INAUDIBLE].
>> Well [INAUDIBLE] Rock eliminated himself.
>> Well wait a minute, maybe he's nt eliminated.
>> No Kane doesn't, he doesn't care.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Look at this [INAUDIBLE]
>> Is the Corporate team gonna make
up the rules as we roll along?
>> [INAUDIBLE] happened here.
Come on. >> Shamrock with right hand [INAUDIBLE]
Shamrock went over the top [INAUDIBLE] [CROSSTALK]
>> Man here we go in front of us,
that's it, get him, Kenny.
Beautiful, Ken, beautiful, that's it and another one exellent, good job,
that's good.
>> Make him pay.
Make Badass pay.
>> Well the referee is telling Shamrock to get out of here.
You're right, he's eliminated himself.
>> I'm sure Billy's been eliminated cuz he's never officially been in the ring.
And there you see the clock,
eight seconds left before the next entry into the Corporate Rumble.
And Billy is still in the Corporate Rumble.
>> Well apparently, Shamrock ain't gonna leave either.
>> [SOUND] And Shane McMahon's
getting down there.
That's it. >> Beautiful.
This is what the Royal Rumble is all about.
The Corporate Royal Rumble right here will determine who is number 30.
That is a proverbial carrot.
>> This is just a little example of what you're gonna see at the real Royal Rumble.
It's gonna be fantastic.
>> We're just two weeks away.
Royal Rumble, that's where my pops is gonna beat the Man.
>> Boss Man misses the right hand, here we go now,
this is the Corporate Royal Rumble.
DX versus The Corporation.
The winner will enter the Royal Rumble match in two weeks at number 30.
>> Shane, I saw your dad in that video.
I mean >> I mean, you have him in tip top shape,
he's like a tire, he's ready to kick somebody's head off, it'd he?
>> Well, absolutely, my dad is in the best shape of his life.
You should see, my dad was breaking those ribs,
getting that beef like that just popping those, just popping just bam, bam, bam.
>> But, Shane, did you realize,
your pop gonna have to take on Stone Cold Steve Austin for a few minutes by himself.
>> Look at this, look at this.
>> That's the whole key.
That's why he has endurance training.
>> Get him out of there.
>> [INAUDIBLE] is ready to go.
[INAUDIBLE] >> And here comes [INAUDIBLE].
>> Look at that, uh-oh.
[APPLAUSE] To play the Atlas Music but
[CROSSTALK] Let's see what happens tomorrow much faster spirits action.
You never know who's coming through that curtain.
That's the corporate Royal Rumble, beautiful.
>> So now testing phosphate of the corporate man Billy Billy Gunn
>> [LAUGH] Well,
usually it's every man for himself for this type of a contest, but
it looks like the corporate team is gonna stick together.
>> But what you might call if you had an ally in the ring with you,
it's your enemy, your nemesis.
>> Wow.
>> Hello.
>> I'm assuming we're not making >> Logical sense.
>> I'm assuming we're not going to see the Rock here tonight.
>> Where'd you get this guy >> [LAUGH] I'm gonna tell you, hey,
Michael Cole, your proctologist called, and he just found your head.
[LAUGH] >> Well, Billy Gunn's looking for his.
>> That's it, throw him over.
>> Yeah, get him out of here.
>> That's it, Boss Man.
Right here in front of us.
That's it, direct traffic, come on now.
You see the clock the next entry into the corporate robot and
five seconds later we get a member of dx to help Billy out here.
[SOUND] [APPLAUSE] >> Another contestor
>> [INAUDIBLE]
Here we go.
>> [INAUDIBLE] X-Pac with a right hand now.
So it's two on two, [INAUDIBLE].
>> [INAUDIBLE] Keep in mind,
never thought in the Rumble estate and [INAUDIBLE] Gone now.
And test so why didn't you do the same?
>> We thought it's
[INAUDIBLE] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> By test analysis to on what again
the corporate team idea >> They're not controlling the design
anymore.
The design build team is controlling it.
The owner gets input because heck the owner is paying for it.
But there's a different relationship.The some concerns owners have is they don't
have that direct relationship with the designer.
Nine more seconds to perhaps X Pod can get some help for
himself because it's two on one right now.
Now and X-Pac, this kid never quits,
is hammering away on boss man.
[SOUND] And who's it gonna be?
>> [NOISE] >> [INAUDIBLE] two on two.
[INAUDIBLE] >> Come on slug fest.
See you later.
X-Pac [INAUDIBLE] constant action, constant action.
>> X-Pac in trouble now.
>> [NOISE] >> The Quarter is in big trouble helping
out his partner still carry blood from the hands
of the partners, every man for himself.
What is every man for himself ,obviously the factions in the ring and
I try to do the tag team will guarantee.
Answer my question while you're not involved in this.
>> Because I'm not the one in training.
>> Obviously, who is the trainer, and who is the trainee?
>> I'm training my pops.
My pops is in the best physical shape of his entire life.
>> And he better be because he's gonna have to meet Stone Cold number one and
two in two weeks.
>> Beautiful, beautiful, Shawn Michaels did my dad a favor.
>> So who's gonna be the next entry, into the Corporate Rumble?
Yeah. [MUSIC]
>> It's a [INAUDIBLE].
No it's not Phantom of the Opera.
[SOUND] >> Yes, Kane,
I think it's fair to say that DX is a bit outnumbered now.
>> Turn out the lights, the party's over for DX.
>> And here comes Kane, who earlier on tonight, Shane, should have won the WWF
>> Championship,
what was Rock thinking about?
>> I have no idea.
That was something that Rock and Vinnie Mac are gonna take care of.
Who knows what's going up but the Rock has got the shot, at the WWF championship.
Also at the Royal Rumble and Kane's taken over right now.
Corporate Kane.
>> Well Corporate Kane, is working on Road Dogg.
Boss man on next part is [INAUDIBLE] a bit of trouble here.
>> Look at the size of the corporation members in the ring,
the family [INAUDIBLE] >> And now it's 3 in 1,
the size of the park is resilient.
I don't think the kid, stands a chance here.
>> Sorry about the [INAUDIBLE] Boy.
Kane with a headbutt.
And it's now three on one.
>> Look at that, ooh.
>> X Pac needs some serious help.
>> And it just pains me to see X Pac get the crap beat out of him like this.
>> The smartest thing that he could do is run as fast as he can, and
dive as high as he can, over that top rope to save himself.
>> Will X Pac get some help in five seconds?
>> Three, two, one.
>> X-Pac is in trouble, three in one.
>> Don't count X-Pac out.
[SOUND] >> And here comes Triple H, Triple H.
Here's the last participant, in the Corporate Rumble.
One of these five men will be number 30 in two weeks at the Royal Rumble.
>> Man, come on.
>> That's it, Kane.
>> Beautiful, Kane, beautiful.
[INAUDIBLE] >> So [INAUDIBLE]
>> [NOISE]
>> Look out.
Kane.
Kane just tossed out.
So much for [INAUDIBLE].
>> Kane [INAUDIBLE].
>> There goes Kane.
There goes.
>> [NOISE] >> One of these two men will
be [INAUDIBLE] at the Rumble.
>> What just happened [INAUDIBLE] happened.
[NOISE] The corporate Rumble,
the Royal Rumble itself that's how fast things happen here.
Come on Boss Man, come on Boss Man, don't let us down.
[CROSSTALK] Triple H. >> Triple H, he was reeling and
now he's making a comeback.
Come on Boss Man.
>> Triple H, the last participant in this corporate Rumble.
[APPLAUSE] >> One of these two men,
Triple H or Bossman,
will enter the Royal Rumble in two weeks at number 30, the prime position.
>> No. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
>> The position his father once had.
>> Shane. Look at this.
>> Come on.
Come one, Bossman.
>> We got trouble.
>> Come on, Bossman.
>> No.
>> Come on.
[SOUND] Well, Triple H was the last participant.
>> That's obviously the buzzer.
>> That's an air horn.
>> [LAUGH] >> Wait a minute.
Yeah.
Boy, can you taste it.
>> [LAUGH] >> Look at this.
>> Give me a break.
>> [LAUGH] >> Look at how buffed he looks,
look at him.
He is in shape of an [INAUDIBLE] My God.
>> And Triple H Yes, Triple H wants a piece of Mr.
McMahon, Vinnie Mac's getting here, look at that, he's buff.
>> Look at those arms.
>> Look at that, 21, baby, 21.
>> Shane, what have you put together here?
>> Look at that, look at that, boy.
>> But Triple H now in trouble.
>> Almost, almost.
>> Here he comes, Mr. McMahon.
Look out.
>> There goes Boss Man and Triple H.
It's [INAUDIBLE] the best one.
[INAUDIBLE] Number two.
>> Look at that, look at that.
>> Look at the [INAUDIBLE] Watch out
[INAUDIBLE] It's [INAUDIBLE] >> What
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Chyna's the last participant for DX.
>> Wait a minute, she can't be in this.
>> What do you mean?
Mr. McMahon was in it.
>> Whoa, no, no, no, no.
>> Shane, what's up?
>> Mr McMahon has not yet won the Corporate Rumble.
>> That's it, that's it, come on.
>> [CROSSTALK] >> Perfect, perfect.
>> Shane, I don't think Mr. McMahon has yet wondered the client she had.
>> Of course she had, [INAUDIBLE] the number 30.
They bust Chyna in.
>> No, no, no, no, no.
Look at that passion, Chris got in under control, believe me.
>> Hey, hey Chyna, easy, easy, easy.
>> You stay out of here, I wanna hit you.
You're not [INAUDIBLE] >> Man.
>> Chyna levels Thomason, Chyna what the hell?
Frisco.
>> [MUSIC]
>> Stone Cold is here.
The rattle snake is here.
>> Quickly, get it on.
[INAUDIBLE] >> [NOISE]
>> No, no, it's never
a party [INAUDIBLE]
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