Hello Little Buns! Welcome to my night routine tutorial.
If you follow these essential steps you too can be
[higher pitched voice] just like me!
Do you want your skin to glow like a glazed doughnut?
Do you want to have a spiraling existential crisis every night? If so, follow my lead.
Before we get started, big thanks to Vanity Planet for sponsoring this video.
I also want to let you know that my merch launches today. We're starting off with a limited edition t-shirt.
It's only available for two weeks, and I did my best to make it affordable for you.
So, please check it out using the link in the description box.
I can't wait to hear your feedback on the shirts so that we can start making new kinds of merch for you.
Anyways, let's get started. The first thing I do is take off my makeup.
I use a waterproof makeup remover on my eyes and try my best to get the rest with a facial cleansing cloth or a
water-based cleanser. If you didn't wear any makeup today feel free to use these ten minutes to lip-synch to every song in your spotify library.
After removing most of my makeup, I get the rest with my Spin For Perfect Skin brush from Vanity Planet;
this brush comes with three heads: the cleansing brush, the exfoliating brush, and the body brush.
It also has a pumice stone for your feet if you're like me and you're a
[ominous background music] 4000 year old witch in disguise with rock for skin.
I'm using it with my sensitive skin cleanser for combination skin.
The spinning action gently deep cleans pores, removes excess oil that clogs the pores, and
prevents future breakouts without being too rough or stripping the skin too much.
If this sounds good to you, you can find a link in the description box,
where you can get the brush for 70% off - only $30 - regular: $100. I used my
[ominous background music] 4000 year old witchcraft to get you this deal.
So, I hope you like it.
Now that my makeup is off and my skin is clean, I'm gonna give myself a real treat.
A blood sacrifice?
[ominous background music] No!
A face mask!
Vanity Planet just released three all-natural, organic, vegan clay masks and tonight I'm choosing the activated charcoal clay mask.
You can mix the clay powder with a variety of liquids other than water, like apple cider vinegar or your favorite face-safe oil, etc.
I chose this mask because my skin is combination and has been
[monotonous voice] unbalanced and suffering.
[normal voice] from all the traveling I've been doing lately.
Mix equal parts powder and liquid to create a paste, and then apply a reasonable layer to your skin.
I usually make and use way too much.
While the mask sits, I like to watch YouTube videos about a variety of things.
Sometimes I catch up on my favorite gaming channel, sometimes I like to learn about the universe we inhabit.
Sometimes I like to [ominous background music]
[monotonous voice] pledge my soul to the dark lord.
[normal voice] Anyways, whatever you're doing, when it starts to dry and before it's cracking, wash it off with warm water and a gentle cloth.
After washing it off, your skin should be detoxified and pure as a lamb [ominous background music]
ready to be slain in the same of a lovecraftian horror.
If you use it at the recommended rate- -- one to two times a week --
it should last you between five and seven weeks depending on how you portion it.
Once in a while, if I have something special happening the next day -- like a date or a [ominous background music]
sacred demonic sabbat, I like to use a sheet mask
to plump my skin up with a lot of hydration.
While this mask sits, unless I plan on my teeth falling out [ominous background music]
so that I can use them to summon darkness
I do my oral hygiene business. Now, I moisturize.
At night, I like to use something a little bit thicker,
but I also have a secret weapon passed down through
generations of [ominous music] Evil Rock skin - Cthulhu ass witches.
It's the Purifying Aromatic Balm from Darphin.
I put a delicate layer on, just on top of my moisturizer
and it keeps my skin fresh and full and clear all year long.
Now, after [ominous background wind] 4,000 years of being wicked and having a skincare routine you start to feel empty.
You can fill the void with many different things...
Some people choose money, some people choose men, but I choose...
Nutella!
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[Smacking lips]
After you satisfied the bottomless void in your being, you should feel relaxed enough to sleep.
If the existential crises still keep you up at night, take a melatonin and pass the hell out. Peace!
Thank you so much for hanging out with me today, um tonight rather,
we're going to bed now.
Don't forget to check out Vanity Planet -- the link and the coupon code from me are in the description box,
you can check them out there. And
also don't forget I have merchandise now which you can also find in the description box.
Oh my goodness. Until next time just remember you have the power to make your skin soo glowy
that people will think it's grease.
All right, you might as well just be an oil factory. In a good way. I love you. I will see you next time.
Thank you so much, byeee!