(splat)
(ominous music)
(gasp)
- Ben!
- Birthday pup, woah!
- You mean my surprise birthday party?
- I blew it!
Why can't I keep a secret?
- Maybe Tom forgot my birthday.
Ugh!
I guess sometimes birthdays are hard to remember, right?
Can I tell you a secret?
- No, don't tell me!
- I kinda like Tom!
(gasps)
(slow romantic music)
Hey guys.
Thanks again for the surprise party yesterday.
(giggling)
You guys are the best.
Can someone fill me in on what's so funny?
- Oh Angela, you really don't know why we're laughing.
No, I don't know why you're laughing.
- Hey Hank, give her a hint.
- Tom, Tom, I love you so much!
(smooching)
(laughter)
- Ben, how could you tell them?
- I told you I can't keep a secret!
- Dear Angela, is what Ben said true?
Do you like me?
(slow romantic music)
- Yeah.
I guess now ya know.
So?
- I think you should leave.
- What?
- [Tom] Move to another city or something.
- But wait!
- Well we can't hang out as a group anymore.
- Yes we can!
You guys, nothing has to change.
- It already has changed.
It feels so weird!
- No, no, no, don't say that!
- Ginger's right.
I mean, having you around now would take away
from our focus on work.
- [Angela] No, you guys!
- Yeah, Tom has to focus.
- No, no, no, wait, forget I said anything, okay?
- Too late Angela. (alarm beeping)
Goodbye.
(gasp) (alarm beeping)
- That dream must have been a warning.
I have to make sure Ben keeps that secret.
(playful upbeat music)
Okay Angela, you can do this.
Just act like nothin' happened.
Hi guys!
Just popped in to say hello.
No reason, nothin' special.
Guys, hello?
Okay, no need to panic.
There could be lots of reasons why no one's here.
Maybe they're all at the park.
(thunder booming)
Yeah, great day for the park.
- [Ben] Psst, psst.
- [Angela] Ben!
- Angela, are you alone?
(ominous music)
- What are you doing in here?
- I'm hiding from Tom so I don't tell him
your stupid secret.
- Oh thank goodness.
The important thing is, you didn't tell him
my stupid secret.
- Not yet but I'm tired of living like this so,
if you don't tell him today, I will.
- No, but you,
wait, are you kidding me?
Can you imagine how bad things could get around here
if Tom finds out?
- You know who should wear more hats?
Hats.
Why shouldn't a hat wear a hat?
Well now, it can, thanks to the revolutionary
hat on a hat.
- That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
- Nobody talks to my man like that!
All of his ideas are brilliant.
- Thanks Angela.
- Awe, I love my sensitive genius.
- Hmm.
Hey Tom, can you come here?
- In a minute, I'm a little busy right now.
- You said that three hours and 35 minutes ago!
Hmm.
(groaning)
- Hey sunshine.
I was just thinkin' about you.
- [Angela] Can you come over after work?
- I'll come over right now.
- That's why no matter what,
you must keep the secret from Tom.
- Yeah, but how?
- I don't know!
You're the smartest person I know!
Think of something!
- You think because I'm a well, brilliant inventor,
that I can just build a machine to solve every problem?
I'm sorry to tell you, there's no device that can
reach into someone's brain and erase a memory.
- But could you build one?
- You mean a device that could reach into my brain
and erase a memory?
(ding)
(fast ticking)
(intense music)
Eureka!
Angela, you're right.
I am the smartest guy you know.
- I am so mad at Ben right now.
I've called him like 100 times.
He's probably at some nerd event looking at some
geeky electrons and can't answer his phone,
which is stressing me out because today,
we got a call from the CEO.
Yeah, he called us saying he wants to have a meeting
with Tom and Ben enterprises
and since there's no Ben, I have go with Hank.
- Hi.
I have here all the smartest stuff that Ben
has ever said.
I'm ready to impress.
- Great, what do ya got?
- For example, "Hank, a computer is not a bath toy."
"Hank, you cannot smell a WiFi signal."
"Some people, you just barge into the bathroom."
"A computer is not a bath toy."
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
- Yeah, I'll probably do most of the talking.
- Welcome to the Creepy Conspiracies That Are True Channel.
Today's top story, brain suckers.
Are they in your neighborhood?
Are they in your very house?
Right now, an intergalactic force of brain suckers
is roaming your streets.
Their aim, to find local geniuses and suck out their brains
to steal their knowledge.
I advise you to protect your brain knowledge
with the only known defense against the technology.
A sturdy hat made of a thin, metallic foil.
(ominous music) - No way!
I don't believe it!
- Still don't believe me?
Look it up for yourself.
(gasp) It's on the internet.
That means it's true!
I better warn everyone!
I just hope it's not too late.
(panting)
(vacuum inhaling)
- Why do we have to take all this junk to my place?
- Because if anyone finds out that I'm making a device
that can suck secrets out of my brain,
they'll obviously wanna know what secret I'm trying
to suck outta my brain!
- The brain suckers already got to Ben and Angela?
- Can I help you?
- Uh, I hope.
Your office called, so here we are.
- Name?
- [Tom] I'm Tom.
- Uh huh.
- [Tom] From Tom and Ben Enterprises.
- Oh, ah, oh I'm so sorry!
I didn't recognize you.
Mr. CEO, they're here.
- [CEO] Excellent.
Alright, this meeting's over.
Everybody out, all of you.
Yeah I'm talkin' to you haircut.
You too pinch threat, game over.
Alright, bring em right in
and cancel the rest of my meetings today.
- Follow me please!
(intense music)
- You are one handsome looking guy.
- (laughter) Hey, my dear friends.
- Hello sir.
- Which one of you is Tom and which one is Ben?
- I'm Tom.
- And I am Ben today.
- How could I forget you guys
after all the useless apps ya pitch me?
- He's got a good point.
- Well, I wouldn't call em useless.
- How bout like this?
- Hey, something's wrong!
(scream)
- Put that in there.
- What's Ben doing?
- The thermostat!
(screaming)
- Oh yeah, so that's yeah, that is
how you would define useless.
- Why didn't you ever tell me about the Talking Tom app?
- Talking Tom app.
- Because that app is mostly just me repeating
what you say.
- Exactly!
That's why I love it!
- That's why I love it!
(laughter)
- Yeah!
- Check out what happens when I fire him.
Talking Tom, you're fired!
- You're fired.
- This thing is a blast.
I've played this thing so much, I've missed
breakfast, lunch, and the secret meal
rich people eat that we don't tell anyone about.
- You mean brunch?
- How'd you know about brunch?
I mean, let's talk business.
- You want us to make a talking CEO app.
- No smart guy, I just wanna help your company grow!
- And?
- That's it, I don't want anything in return.
Well, I like to hang out with smart people,
so I want us to be friends.
Will you be my friends?
- I don't know what to say!
- Great, that means yes!
Okay, the first thing I'm gonna do for you is
introduce you tonight at the Tech Stars Conference.
(gasp)
- Did we just get invited to the most
important tech conference in the world?
- Oh, not just invited.
You're gonna be the featured speakers!
- Well all I can say is,
thank you Mr. CEO.
- Hey, call me Carl.
- Thank you Carl.
Thank you so much Carl!
- Oh you poor guy.
Sorry for keeping you waiting like that.
Gentlemen if you'll excuse me, my Tom
really needs to use the potty.
And when you're done, we're gonna play more games.
Yes we are.
- [Computer Tom] Yes we are.
- Oh yeah!
- Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
- Woohoo!
- We are gonna be tech tycoons!
Oh yeah!
Uh huh, uh uh.
Oh yeah yeah. (ominous music)
Woah, what is that?
- The sun?
- Ben, is that you?
- [Robot] I'll ask the questions.
(playful music)