(slow electronic dance music)
- So, Dustin, have you thought about
my suggestions for tonight?
- Hmm...
I know it's Valentine's Day, but I really,
really don't want anyone to see me.
- (sighs) Come on, Dustin, you have to go
to your first gay club some time.
What if we went to one of the clubs in Orange County?
Nobody would recognize you there.
- What's up, lovebirds?
Guess who just bombed all their finals,
and is single AF on V-day?
Me.
Shane? Smoke break?
- It'll be quick, I promise.
(bubbly orchestral music)
- So, can we go? Can we go?
Oh, sorry.
(gargles and spits)
Dance the night away, yes?
No? Maybe so?
- (sighs) Okay.
- (laughs) Yeah!
Really?
- Yep, with one condition.
- Anything.
- I will go to my first gay club,
if you promise to quit smoking cigarettes.
- What?
But, why?
That's stressful.
Going to a gay club is so much simpler.
- That is what you think.
- (whines) No. How about one a day?
- Nope. - [Shane] One a week?
- Uh-uh. - [Shane] Cold turkey?
- Yep.
It is for your own health
- Crazy. Okay, deal.
- Emmett's gonna be so sad,
he won't have a smoking buddy anymore.
- Good, maybe it'll help him quit too.
(laughs)
(electronic music)
(chokes and coughs)
- Yeah, they always make the drinks
at gay clubs really, really strong.
Good for us, though.
More bang for your buck.
- Thanks for taking me out tonight.
- (laughs) Thanks for coming with me.
I love when you smile.
I remember the first time I saw you laugh.
I remember because up until then
I wasn't sure you actually liked me or not.
- I'm sorry...
I'm always so monotone-d. (laughs)
- Most people think I hate them when they meet me.
- I think it's cute.
People just have to earn your smile.
It's worth it.
(slow electronic dance music)
- What's up, guys?
Hope you had a sexy time.
Guess what?
I got stood up by my ex again.
Yeah, drove 22 miles.
22.
Shane, smoke break?
- (laughs) Sorry about the ex, man.
Um, I'm actually trying to quit again.
- Oh...
Okay well, uh, good for you, man.
(folky guitar music)
- I did it. How's my breath smell now?
(breathes out)
- Not horrible. (laughs)
I'm kidding, better.
Thanks for taking me out tonight.
It's my first time actually doing something
on Valentine's Day.
- To quitting smoking!
- To doing more gay stuff.
(spoons clink together)
- Oh nice, you got a big chunk of Oreo.
(laughs)
(bright guitar music)