For years now, Trump has been bragging
about how he aced a dimentia test
that he took back in 2018.
And now he's been bringing it up every chance he gets.
He talked about it with Chris Wallace.
He replaced the White House portrait of Abraham Lincoln
with a drawing of that elephant.
And in an interview with Fox News last night,
Trump went into the greatest detail yet
on the test that he says proves he's a stable genius.
And it was 30 or 35 questions.
The first questions are very easy.
The last questions are much more difficult.
Uh, like a memory question.
It's, uh, like, you'll go:
"Person, woman, man,
camera... TV."
So, they'll say, "Could you repeat that?"
So I said, "Yeah."
So, it's: "Person, woman, man,
camera, TV."
"Okay, that's very good."
If you get it in order you get extra points.
If you... Okay, now he's asking you other questions,
other questions,
and then...
ten minutes, 15, 20 minutes later, they'll say,
"Remember the first question?" Not the first,
but the tenth question?
"Give us that again. Can you do that again?"
And you go: "Person, woman, man,
camera, TV."
If you get it in order, you get extra points.
They said nobody gets it in order.
It's actually not that easy, but for me it was easy.
They say, "That's amazing.
How did you do that?"
I do it, because I have, like, a good memory,
because I'm cognitively there.
Donald Trump is the only person
who can talk about a cognitive test
but make me feel like I have brain damage.
He's gone from bragging
about his historic electoral college win
to boasting that he can solve the puzzle in a Happy Meal?
In fact, I almost feel like obsessing over a dimentia test
that you took two years ago is the real dimentia test.
Also, can we all agree that Trump is just naming things
that he sees in front of him, like, in that moment?
That's what he's doing.
(like Trump): Person, uh, woman, uh, man,
uh, camera, TV.
I mean, anyone can... like, any...
You're not a genius if you can do that.
Anyone can do it. Camera.
Chair.
Bookshelf.
Dead body. TV.
Ah, I'm a genius now, too.
What makes it even stranger
that Trump keeps bragging about his score on this test
is that the neurologist who created the test
told The Washington Post, quote...
That's it."
So you see? Acing this test
does not make Trump a genius.
It just makes him a guy who's desperate for an accomplishment.
Now, one reason Trump keeps bringing up this test
is that he thinks it shows that he's more mentally sharp
than Joe Biden.
But yesterday, Joe Biden said the real issue
isn't what's in Trump's brain, it's what's inside his heart.
NEWSMAN: Joe Biden tonight calling out Mr. Trump
as the country's first racist president.
We've had racists, and they've existed
and they've tried to get elected president,
but he's the first one that has.
That's what he told a worker who expressed concern
that the president blames China for the coronavirus pandemic.
All right, all right.
I understand the points
Biden was trying to make, but Donald Trump
is obviously not the first racist American president.
Because Biden calling Trump the first racist president
is like calling LeBron the first black NBA player.
I mean, he may be the best right now,
but there were a lot before him.
And don't get me wrong, it was extremely racist
when Trump wouldn't let black people live at his properties,
but those early presidents wouldn't let black people
not live at their properties.
In fact, just to summarize
some of what we know of American presidents,
12 of them owned slaves--
so right off the bat, they're out, right?
Woodrow Wilson openly supported the Klan.
FDR threw Japanese Americans in internment camps.
LBJ routinely used the N-word in private.
Nixon used racial slurs
against pretty much every race and religion imaginable.
Reagan called African leaders "monkeys"
who are uncomfortable wearing shoes.
And that's just the shit that we know about.
I mean, I don't know who this guy is,
but look at those muttonchops.
He was probably racist. That's, like, racist hairstyle.
You know, the thing when you choose from the list.
"Which one do you want?" "I want that one."
"Racist?" "Yeah. Hell yeah."
So look, Biden was clearly wrong about this.
In fact, he was so wrong that, with our help,
Trump has now turned his gaffe into a new attack ad.
(muted)
ANNOUNCER: Gaffe machine Joe Biden is at it again,
claiming that Donald Trump is the first racist president.
He's the first one... the first one...
(slow, distorted): the first one...
-(cheering) -But the truth is,
Donald Trump is just one of many racist presidents.
In fact, historically speaking,
very few presidents weren't racist,
and one of them...
was black.
So this November, vote for Donald Trump,
the only candidate racist enough to be president.
(like Trump): I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
Person, woman, man, camera, TV.