- Three, two, one, go.
(popping)
- Oh, fuck.
(upbeat dance music)
- We're here to make history today.
- Yeah, that is very true.
One of us will become the, hopefully,
the new world record holder for something.
We don't know what yet.
- We have three participants
attempting the Guinness World Records title
for the fastest time to burst 20 balloons by an individual.
- Oh, baby.
- There are a few things to keep in mind
in terms of guidelines.
So you can use any part of your body,
but you can't use any additional objects.
- Any part of my body.
- Any part of the body.
- Okay, so no knives.
- No knives.
- Darn.
- No scissors, no jewelry, no watches, anything like that.
- If I have really long nails,
can I use those?
- Yeah, you could use your nails.
- Well I just feel like a big ol' idiot,
because I just cut my nails last night.
If I'd known, I would have grown it out.
- Let me think.
My teeth?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Do you take bribes?
- No, no.
- Okay, that's good.
It's an upstanding institution.
- Are they all the same exact size?
- They all have to be at least 20 centimeters,
so they'll be at least that big
if not a little bit bigger.
- And you don't test for PED's
or performance enhancing drugs?
- We're not doing any of that today, no.
- That's good.
- No.
- I'm feeling good, then.
- If I put this headband on,
I feel like I'll feel much better
about this whole situation.
Now I feel stronger.
And I'm ready, so,
yeah, I'm just going to go in there
and pop these babies.
(heavy rock guitar music)
- I don't know, this seems like a lot of balloons.
- I think that I have to change my strategy.
I'm going to step on them and jump on them
as hard and fast as I can.
The mat is pretty soft,
so I think if I step on them,
it's probably not going to work.
So I might have to try to
use brute strength for this,
and just try to pop them all with my hands.
- I'm going to start with my teeth.
I have a little chip in my tooth,
which might be good.
So I might use that.
And then realize very quickly
how horrible of an idea that is,
and I'm going to move to something else.
- I'm going to try to start big,
really knock a few out in the start,
and so we're going to see if that works.
And I walk into that room, I see those balloons,
my heart starts beating.
Time slows down.
It's just me and those balloons on a plane.
And I can feel something deep within me start to rise.
And I know it's going to come out,
and I'm going to come out big when the time comes.
I'm going to try to just pile drive all the balloons.
Just jump on them.
- Okay.
- Can I examine for a moment?
- Of course, yeah.
- Okay.
- Deep breath.
We good?
I'm good then.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- I think I'm ready.
- Okay.
For the record, three, two, one, go.
- (laughs) That's not happening, guys.
That's not happening.
Yeah, now they're moving!
(screams)
- I feel like an animal.
I was rolling on the ground with balloons.
- And the balloons just started jumping around,
and I didn't expect that to happen.
I probably should have just bunched them all together
and just held them and popped them.
- The tooth thing worked for a moment like I predicted,
and then I stopped doing that.
- Yeah, I think I did great.
I think I got the record.
I definitely got the record,
100% know I did,
feel good.
Going to be immortalized in history.
- I think it's about 50/50.
- Absolutely not.
Not a chance.
Sorry, Mom.
You won't be proud today.
- The fastest time between the three of you
was 15.94 seconds.
- (whistles)
- It was Rich, yes.
- Yes.
- So you are the winner among the three today.
- It's amazing.
- I'm really happy for you, bud.
- I'm happy for you.
- So unfortunately, a Guinness World Records title
was not achieved today.
The current record for the fastest time
to burst 20 balloons is 3.94 seconds.
- That's ridiculous.
- What? - That's insane.
- [Rich] How's that even possible?
- How? - That's aggressive.
I feel personally attacked right now.
- They have nails on their nails?
- I don't even want this anymore.
I lost, I lost.
- So Dave, I'm sorry that,
with a 24.62 was your time.
- Effort, effort.
- Thanks, I'd like to thank my family.
I'd like to thank my friends.
I'd like to thank you and you and you and you
and you and you.
And yeah, I'm awful.
- [Man] You have to listen to
"Who Let the Dogs Out" straight for an hour.
- That's great.
That's good.
♫ Start the name callin'
♫ Yippie Yi Yo
♫ And the girls respond to the call
♫ The poor dog show up!