>>> HEY!
THIS IS SO NICE.
WELCOME TO THE 2019 MTV MOVIE AND TV AWARDS.
YES.
IT'S THAT BIG.
IT'S THE BIGGEST REALLY, RIGHT?
I WILL BE YOUR HOST FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS.
FOR THE YOUNGER VIEWERS OUT THERE, UH, TWO HOURS IS ABOUT
500 TIK TOKS. [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, OH, MY GOODNESS
GRACIOUS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MANY NERVOUS HOT PEOPLE SINCE FIRE FESTIVAL.
THIS IS AMAZING.
ENJOY THE WATER ON YOUR TABLES.
I WORKED VERY HARD FOR THAT.
I WANT TONIGHT TO BE FUN AND POSITIVE, GENUINELY.
A CELEBRATION OF EVERYTHING WE LOVE ABOUT TV AND TELEVISION.
>> WE HAVE CATEGORIES LIKE BEST KISS.
WE HAVE THAT.
WE HAVE ROYALTY BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE.
YEAH.
THERE YOU GO.
BY THE WAY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND BREAK TO PERFORMANCE.
HOW CAN WE HAVE BREAK TO PERFORMANCE AND NOT NOMINATE
JASON'S NIPPLES?
I MEAN -- THEY COULD JUMP-START A CAR OR A
SMALL RV MAYBE.
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A HUGE YEAR IN TELEVISION.
AUDIENCES WERE CAPTIVATED BY FIERCE SAGA.
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, GUYS.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER.
THERE WERE SO MANY AMAZING PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT.
WE'VE BEEN POINTING OUT.
I DON'T KNOW WHO DID THE SEATING CHART HERE.
OF WE HAVE THIS POWER COUPLE RIGHT HERE.
WE HAVE BULLOCK AND LIZZO AND MOSS AND McCARTHY AND HATTIS
OVER HERE.
BY THE WAY, SANDRA, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR
"BIRD BOX."
CONGRATULATIONS.
"BIRD BOX" WAS THE CAN'T SEE FILM OF THE YEAR.
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YOU?
I BLINDSIDED -- I'LL STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S FINE.
AND, OF COURSE, AMERICA'S OTHER SWEETHEART, RAJAY IS HERE.
I'M SURE SOME ARE MORE FAMILIAR WITH HIS WORK AS A CAMERA MAN.
I HAD -- I'M SORRY.
IT WAS COLLECTIVELY A GREAT IDEA.
THE ROCK IS ALSO HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
THE ROCK.
AND FRONT ROW CENTER, FRONT ROW CENTER WHICH IS VERY FITTING.
YOU'RE RECEIVING THIS GENERATION AWARD TONIGHT, SIR.
CONGRATULATIONS.
ABSOLUTELY.
I WANT YOU GUYS TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND SLOUCHING JUST A LITTLE.
YOUR MASSIVE FRAME IS BLOCKING 75 PEOPLE JUST BEHIND YOU.
THAT'S ME RIGHT THERE.
THAT IS 14-YEAR-OLD ME IN "BYE-BYE BIRDIE."
GO BULLDOGS.
I WAS THE SPAZYEST DRAMA NERD THAT EVER WAS.
AND GUESS WHAT?
I STILL AM, Y'ALL.
EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM KIND OF IS BECAUSE BEHIND ALL THE FAME AND
FORTUNE AND GLAM SQUAD ARE A BUNCH OF NERDY ARTISTS AND
ENTERTAINERS.
THEY'RE MAKING ALL THE COOL SHIT THAT WE'RE CELEBRATING TONIGHT.
AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, AM I RIGHT, DWAYNE THE FANNY PACK
JOHNSON?
AM I RIGHT?
AM I RIGHT THE BROW?
.
AND AM I RIGHT, DAVE "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA?
LOOK AT THAT GUY.
BY THE WAY, HOW IS THAT EVEN THE SAME PERSON?
DID YOU EAT HIM TO BECOME YOU?
WHAT DID YOU -- OF COURSE.
BY THE WAY, IT'S ALL TRUE, GUYS.
THIS WILL IS ALL TRUE.
EVERYTHING I'VE SAID IS TRUE.
DEEP DOWN, WE ALSO HAVE THAT KID IN US AND THERE IS NO REASON WHY
THAT KID CAN'T BE A SUPER HERO OR A LIZZO, PARDON ME FOR BEING
REDUNDANT.
IF YOU'RE 14-YEAR-OLD ME AND WATCHING THIS THING AND SAY
MAYBE YOU'LL LOVE YOURSELF ONE DAY IF YOU CAN FINALLY BE
SOMEWHERE HERE.
STOP DOING THAT.
AND START LOVING YOURSELF RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NOW.
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND THE WORLD.
I GUARANTEE THAT.
LOVE YOU.