Yo yo yo, I got 99 problems and a peach ain't one!
[laughs]
No but seriously, I do have a problem.
I feel like some people here in the kitchen DON'T appreciate farts QUITE enough.
That's why I'm officially dedicating this episode to FARTS!
BEGIN!
Become The Hulk and fart an anvil.
BEST. COMMENT. EVER!
[farts]
Welp, I guess I can cross that off my bucket list.
Yeah, I have a feeling this is NOT gonna be a fun episode for me.
[laughs] [explosion]
*intro*
You've got the questions... I've got the farts!
[farts]
I mean... answers.
SO GIMME!
Can you fart in Pear's face?
[farts]
[laughs]
Oh my god!
Why would you ask him to do that?
*fake cries*
Can you grow arms and pick your nose?
WOAH!
This is AWESOME!
Okay now to pick my nose!
I pick this one!
Heeeey, looking good! *sneezes*
Awwww!
♪ Nobody knows... The trouble I've seen ♪
♪ Nobody knows... But my nose! ♪
[laughs] [farts]
Can you juggle and burp the ABCs?
OKAY!
*burps*
AHH!
WHY DID WE SIGN UP FOR THIS?!
THIS IS HOLETTERABLE!
[laughs]
How do you play guitar?
Easy! You just play a C chord then double whip pick the whammy bar with the E string!
Weowowowowowowowowowowowowo!
[farts]
Orange can you fart your ABCs?
Hmm... Let's see!
[farts]
AHHHH! THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!
THE HORROR!
THE SMELL!
[laughs]
Alright, let's see if I can fart my 123s now!
*A, B, and C all scream in terror*
F U N F A C T: I M A K E B E A T S.
What?! Really?! That's so weird!
So do I!
[farts]
Welp, I can't say I enjoyed that.
Can you burp out pigs?
Sure!
NO MORE!
No more farting or burping things out of you!
The kitchen is strange and smelly enough as it is!
You're ruining it Pear!
NO MORE FARTING AND BURPING THINGS OUT OF YOU!
Can you fart for sixty minutes?
Oh man! The 60 Minute Fart Challenge!
I've never tried this before! I've been practicing my farts for YEARS
and it's all led up to this one moment!
Here we go!
START THE TIMER!
NO! NONONONONONONONO! DON'T START THE TIMER! DON'T START THE TIMER!
*arguing about the timer*
Make a movie called: "The Fart and The Fury".
GRR!
There's nowhere to go, Little Apple!
Oh I ain't going anywhere!
In fact, YOU'RE going down!
WOAH! Big talk from a little apple!
RRRRRAUGHHH!
GRRRRR!
RAAAAA-
I'm the chosen one! I've got the fart... AND the fury! SO GIVE UP RIGHT NOW!
NEVEEEEEERRRRRR!
Wait, WHAT?!
What?
You won't give up?!
Um... no.
OH COME OOOOOONNNNNNNN!
What are you..... no!
But I have the fart!
Okay...
AND the fury!
RAAAAAAUGH!
Umm... I fail to see why this helps you in any way...
Because it does!
Come on!
No!
Please?
NO!
PLEASE?! With peanut butter bowling balls on top?
WHAT?!
RAAAAAAAUGH!
Umm...
What are you doing Pear?
I"M HERE FOR THE BIG BATTLE!
PREPARE TO LOSE!
Why are you covered in fur?
Because... I I'm the chosen one. I've got the fart and the furry.
*farts*
[hysterical laughing]
What? Wait, why are you guys laughing?
Because, the chosen one is supposed to have the fart... and the FURY!
[laughs]
SON OF A-
*beep*
Thanks for watching today's gassy episode!
Make sure to ask more questions in the comment area below.
And remember... ALWAYS remember:
They can take our lives,
but they'll never take...
OUR FARTS!
[subtle fart]
[laughs]
Rock on, Orange.
Umm...
Thanks, but can we rock off now maybe?
OAOAW!
Orange, what's on your head?
It's a rock.
PLEASE HELP!
Say "Jay is awesome!" 100 times.
A hundred times?!
Well I'm not even sure I've done anything so epic in all my life!
(Captions by FaZe Brazzer3)