Last time you were here, you played Who Would You Rather.
We were giving you--
Oh, my god.
Because you were single at the time.
Yes.
And so, which I think I'm responsible for this guy you're
with because people are like, oh my god, Heidi's single.
You put it out into the universe.
I know, so thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yes, you put it out into the universe.
Yes.
You really did, and that was the day
when actually I didn't want to go out
at all because I was working, and I came home at night.
And it was my friend's birthday, and he said, please come.
So I got ready again, and put my heels on,
and I went to the birthday party.
And there he was.
It was amazing.
So anyone, the day when you don't want to go out,
that's when you have to go out because that's
what happened to me.
[APPLAUSE]
It really did.
Wow.
Yeah.
I was wondering how you met.
So you met at a party?
Yeah, at a birthday party from a friend of mine.
And it was immediate when you met him at the party, you knew?
Yeah, it was to the point so bad that I couldn't even
look at him.
You know when you're immediately attracted
to someone that you're like, oh my gosh, I can't look at him.
So I had to sit next to him instead of across
because then I would have had to look at him the whole time.
So yeah--
Aw, that's cute.
--it was like an immediate zz-zz-zzz,
you know when that eye thing is happening,
and it's like you get all warm and fuzzy inside?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like that.
Aw, that's great.
So we played Who Would You Rather.
He was not in there because we didn't know him.
But--
I didn't know him either.
But you picked Joaquin and Drake.
First of all, you were with Drake the entire time.
Then you switched all of a sudden at the last minute
to Joaquin.
I mean, because then you put Joaquin into the mix.
And I was like, hm, I like Joaquin Phoenix, too.
Who called you out of those two?
Oh my gosh.
Drake-- he did.
He talked to me, yeah.
Drake called you?
[LAUGHTER]
He did.
Oh my gosh, sorry Drake, but-- yeah.
You snooze.
You lose.
You know what I mean?
He was basically like a week too late, yeah.
Wait, he called like a week after it aired?
I don't remember when it was.
And I didn't even have his number.
He didn't have my number.
How did he find you?
Because someone who I know knows him.
And I guess he asked to have my number.
And then he texted me.
And I was like, oh my gosh, this is so weird.
But then I never texted him back because I
found the love of my life.
Wait, wait, he texted you and you didn't even respond?
No.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, what do you do?
All right, first, you don't buy your own laundry detergent.
[LAUGHTER]
Now you don't even text Drake back
when he reaches out to date you?
Like what do you say?
You say--
Like you want to go out?
And I'm like no, what is this?
Better not to say anything.
Did he say do you want to go out?
He probably just said hey, what's up, right?
Let's [INAUDIBLE] right there.
Really?
Yeah.
All right, well, let's-- but, still.
I'm embarrassed about it.
Yeah, well, you need to text him back and say sorry.
Where's the camera?
[INAUDIBLE]
Drake, I'm sorry I didn't text you back.
Yeah.
But-- yeah, you're cool.
Yeah.
I still love you're music.
I still love your music.
I'll probably come to the concerts very soon.
Yeah, well, you're not going to be able to get in
because he's going to--
No, but it's fine.
It's fine.
I'll buy a ticket.
I don't need to--
Wait, I heard that you--
What's his name, your boyfriend?
Tom.
I heard you all are either secretly married or engaged
or something.
No, we're not secretly anything.
I mean, we met.
That was now 6 and 1/2 month ago.
February 22nd.
Yeah, and I love him very much.
He German, too.
Maybe that was always the link that was missing.
Yes, you needed a German.
I needed a German.
Yeah.
I think.
Yeah, we have the same roots and the same upbringing,
and the same understanding.
Or maybe it's the first man that actually understands
what I'm talking about.
Who knows?
But yeah, it's working really well.
That's really good, so you're not married or anything,
or engaged?
No.
But you might be?
Maybe.
Right.
All right--
[LAUGHTER]
But in the future--
look, I'm no authority on men, but what I think
is you should text a guy back when they
text you and say something.
I'm not good with these kind of things.
I have to learn.
You need to write a book about this kind of stuff.
I'm not good with this texting stuff in any case,
or this texting etiquette.
Like, some people wait a certain amount of days
until they call you back, text you back.
I don't know.
I just didn't do it at all.
Oh, you Germans.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, I'm trying to teach you a lesson.
That's why you're here today.
OK.
Drake, come on out.
I'm kidding.
[LAUGHTER]
All right-- oh, I wish.
I wish.