Except diamonds, of course.
Like that.
What do you think?
Well...
Personally, I think it would be tacky
To wear diamonds before I'm 40.
Well, you're right,
But meantime, you should have something.
I'll wait.
No. I'm going to buy you a present.
You bought me a typewriter ribbon,
And it brought luck.
But tiffany's can be pretty expensive.
I've got my check and $10.
I wouldn't let you cash your check,
But a present for $10 or under,
That I'll accept.
Of course, I don't know
What we'll find at tiffany's for $10.
May I help you?
Perhaps.
We're looking for a present
For the lady.
Certainly, sir.
Is there something special you had in mind?
Well, we had considered diamonds,
And I don't want to offend you,
But the lady feels that diamonds
Are tacky for her.