[NOISE] >> Ladies and
gentlemen, the following contest is the Ambulance Match!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> In this contest, the first individual
to put his opponent into the ambulance, and the door will be the winner.
[NOISE] >> Whoa, the ambulance just blew up.
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[LAUGH] I suggest you move that ambulance back a little bit.
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[SOUND] >> Introducing first,
weighing 320 pounds, Kane!
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>> This is a very psychotic dangerous man.
And when you look at the structure of this match,
it is to inflict enough injury to hospitalize your opponent.
To incapacitate your opponent to the level of helplessness.
>> Well you got that right you said this match was just a heartbeat away.
[SOUND] And Kane would love nothing more than to see Shane's
heartbeat get flatlined tonight.
>> Kane as crazy as an imbred pitbull dog.
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>> Look at that face JR.
>> He is a sinister man, no doubt about it.
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From Brunswick, Connecticut,
weighing 235 pounds, Shane McMahon!
>> Well King, who will it be in your view?
Shane McMahon, or Kane taking a ride to the nearest
hospital in that ambulance tonight?
>> Well JR like I said, this is the WWE and
we don't always have happy endings here.
And I, as crazy as Shane is, I mean we know that Kane is sick,
but Shane is crazy, he'll do anything, look at this!
>> My God.
>> [NOISE] >> Kane taken over the top rope with
a cross body line by Shane McMahon.
Remember there's no count outs and no disqualifications,
no submissions and no pinfalls, in this very barbaric match up.
>> You said it right there, that's the keyword barbaric, and like I said,
I think Shane is crazy, I think he's capable, he'll try absolutely anything.
And I just don't think that physically he's gonna be able to
handle this monster Kane.
>> That's the big question, can Kane survive?
>> This could end it early.
>> Kane's got those steel steps now.
>> Whoa!
>> And Shane McMahon used a chair to, knock the steps right back in Kane's face.
[SOUND] Shane using that chair to his advantage.
And all hell has broken loose here in the early goings.
>> Our camera man better stay out of the way, this is gonna get wild really fast.
>> Shane McMahon, getting ready to transact some business, but
Kane on the side of his head.
>> You suck- >> Well we knew this was gonna be
hairy from the get go.
>> But, take a look JR at how this match started.
I mean this was the first thing that happened, whoa.
Kane jumped over the top rope right on his head.
>> His head I mean Kane has had a television monitor being used as a weapon
on Kane.
>> [NOISE] >> Shane McMahon.
>> I told you he's crazy, JR.
>> He is the ultimate risk taker, Shane but Kane.
>> He'll try anything.
>> And hang on, and the elbow to the black heart of the monster known as Kane.
There's only one way for this no time limit match to end,
and that is to be thrown into the ambulance.
>> Or dragged into the ambulance, or carried into the ambulance.
>> And the doors shut.
>> Kane sitting right up, Kane sitting up.
>> Wait a minute, what is Shane doing?
He was motioning for Kane to follow him, don't go out there Shane, don't go out.
>> Shane McMahon almost taunting Kane.
>> Going right through the crowd here.
>> Apparently hell is Shane keeps waving to Kane, this way, this way!
>> Believe me, wherever you go Shane, Kane's gonna follow you,
this is a weird night, look at that we got a grave site here we got ambulances.
>> What the hell is Shane McMahon thinking?
>> I don't know but cameraman better.
>> [NOISE] >> I
told you the cameramen better be ready for anything back there.
>> Trying to get a cameraman back there,
I'm not sure that Kane didn't knock the cameraman down.
Now we got another camera there.
>> [NOISE] >> It's almost as if Kane is
stalking Shane, but Shane is leading Kane some place.
>> Yeah, you're right that's the key word he's leading him,
I don't think Shane is certainly not running from Kane.
>> [NOISE] >> Look at this.
>> Where in the hell did Shane.
>> My God.
>> Shane McMahon with kendo stick, first to the kidneys, and then to the patella.
>> Time and time again on the 330 pound Kane, you can hear those shots.
>> Well, we can hear them, fortunately that's all we have to do,
Kane is feeling them.
>> Right, and that quadricep muscle being assaulted and now.
>> What is this?
>> Now what?
It's not an ambulance, is it?
>> SUV of some kind.
>> [NOISE] >> What in the hell is?
My God, [SOUND] Shane McMahon.
>> What in the world?
>> He just smacked that truck right into Kane
the glass went flying right through that security booth.
>> Send it, send it!
>> Send what?
Send it?
Send what?
>> I don't know what he's talking about!
>> My God, look at the condition of Kane.
Shane McMahon after the beatdown- >> I told you I'd put you out
of your misery!
>> After the beatdown with the kendo stick and
backs that, and rams that SUV right into Kane.
Here comes the ambulance.
>> Come on, lets go, back it up, back it up.
>> Shane McMahon trying to end this here and now.
As Shane McMahon incapacitated Kane to the degree that.
>> That's 330 pounds, Shane is trying to move around here.
>> And Kane is literally dead weight, I don't even know falling
here,but we still have an ambulance here in the arena.
>> I told you.
>> Kane.
>> This'll be the end of you.
>> [NOISE] >> JR this was obvously some sort of setup
by Shane he had another ambulance back there but it ain't working.
>> [NOISE] >> Ooh,
good God almighty, they've knocked off their signal there again.
And we're gonna try to get another camera back there,
they're fighting deep behind the arena.
Now here they come again.
>> We've lost two cameras already back there.
>> [NOISE] >> Shane McMahon,
who had a plan to lead Kane and into a no man's land, literally.
And then had another ambulance standing by but,
[SOUND] we've obviuosly lost some of our audio, as well.
Hard right hand by Kane, and this one, I'll tell you what,
each man must ask his body to endure more pain, than it has ever been asked to do.
>> That's a fact JR, but it will happen out here in the arena somewhere.
>> [NOISE] >> I don't want this thing to end up on
our table like he did the Spanish announcers' table.
>> [NOISE] >> Shane McMahon looks to be almost out on
his feet, King.
>> Where are they?
>> [NOISE]
>> Right here infront of this ambulance,
10 or 20 feet from where we Shane McMahon thrown
on that ambulance like he was a cruiserweight.
>> [NOISE] >> I just wanna tell you right now,
they're too close for comfort if you ask me.
>> This is getting ugly.
>> Look out.
>> Shane's head just cracked the back left,
Batman's head just cracked the windshield.
>> It did?
>> Cracked the head on the windshield.
>> Man.
>> And then cracked the windshield I thought I heard the windshield crack,
did that to the windshield you can imagine what Shane's head is feeling.
>> My gosh.
>> Kane rumped head first into the ambulance, and one more time.
>> [NOISE] >> Shane McMahon beats him down,
and again, another shot to those legs, again after the kendo stick attack.
And now Shane McMahon, opening the doors, and!
>> [NOISE] >> Much more of this and I don't even know
if that ambulance is gonna be able to make that trip to the hospital.
>> Only one way to win it folks and
that's a- >> My God.
>> And that's a sick.
>> [NOISE] >> Can I see that one more time, listen.
>> Man.
>> [NOISE] >> You're right that was sick.
>> [NOISE] >> Kane now.
>> [NOISE] >> I guess we should probably remind
the people of the rules are there basically are no rules,
absolutely anything goes in this match.
You try to do as much damage as possible to your opponent here.
And the only way you win is get him in that ambulance and
shut the door and this is over, JR.
>> [NOISE] >> It's not over!
[NOISE] >> Shane McMahon blocked the door and
comes out fighting, maybe out of desperation.
>> What is he doing?
>> You're right, I think it's absolutely desperation.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Shane McMahon showing
great athleticism there.
>> DDT on Kane, a Tornado DDT on Kane.
>> On the floor of the American Airlines Center here.
>> Man, that's concussion city.
And let's see if Kane can respond, if Kane can-
>> The hell?
>> Shane McMahon brings the trash can, all legal in this world of an Ambulance Match.
>> [NOISE] >> Kane looking up couldn't even get his
hands up, to try to block that trash can shot right to the cranium.
>> [NOISE] >> Now what?
>> I have no idea, basically I'm just looking on in amazement,
these guys are absolutely.
>> Another can dinner.
>> I hate to say, I shouldn't say trying to kill each other but
these guys are basically trying to destroy each other.
>> They damn sure are, wait a minute.
>> Now wait a minute Shane, what are you doing?
>> Shane McMahon climbing on top of the ambulance.
>> This is what's crazy about Shane,
he may destroy himself in the process of trying to destroy Kane.
>> Shane McMahon going Border-to-Border, Coast-to-Coast.
Well the goal is to incapacitate your opponent, and
if this don't do it, I don't know what will.
>> Check this out.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Well
at least some how, Shane is back to his feet.
>> Kane now being dragged to the ambulance door,
was the Coast-to-Coast enough, to put Kane in that ambulance and for
Shane McMahon to shut the door and end and win this match?
Does Shane even have the strength left after what that maneuver took
out to get Kane into the back of that ambulance?
>> Remember Kane is about 330 pounds,
close to 7 feet tall Shane McMahon has got Kane into the ambulance.
He shut the door and then shut the other Kane's trying to block it,
and Kane, wait a minute.
Kane, Kane's dragging Shane into the ambulance!
Kane, I think I've seen McMahon right around the throat King.
>> Yes he does.
>> [NOISE] >> He's been
kicked out of the ambulance now, and the.
>> [NOISE] >> Wait a minute.
>> [NOISE] >> This is carnage,
this is human carnage from two men that are hell bent on destroying each other,
and they're both seemingly succeeding.
>> But still there's the fact that we both witnessed it,
we've seen the abuse that has been heaped on Kane, but
I think Kane is actually, looks like he's gotten a second wind now.
He's reenergized somehow.
>> Kane trying to break Shane's back, and then Shane landing helplessly on
the concrete,- >> No.
>> Devil shot.
>> My God, Shane a human javelin, denting the ambulance, head first,
Shane McMahon's headprint, is on this damn ambulance here.
>> I'm telling you, the ambulance my need a tow truck to get it to the hospital.
>> [NOISE] >> God shots, right to the back.
>> [NOISE] >> The crowd
trying to will Shane on mass, Shane McMahon, back into this fight.
>> For you.
>> Somehow I don't think that's doing Shane any good.
It's only, it's like it's any fuel in the fire for Shane.
>> My God.
>> My God now the tombstone.
>> [NOISE] >> The tombstone,
and look at Kane, the blood running from his mouth with
a sick smile on his face, the Tombstone on Shane McMahon.
There's no padding, thin carpet, Shane's hit in his head, and it's over!
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[MUSIC]
>> Here is your winner, Kane!
>> For the love of God King, look at that.
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Two men putting their bodies on the line, in the most bizarre
of surroundings, and the most hideous of techniques.
And tonight it's Kane who wins the Ambulance Match at the Tombstone
power driving Shane McMahon, on a bear concrete form.
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Hey guys, you're going the wrong way, the other way,
you've gotta get Shane to the hospital.
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Well Kane survives this, I mean that's an epic battle there, JR.
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>> And you have to ask a couple of questions, how badly is Shane McMahon
injured, as his career has been entirely destroyed at the hands of Kane?
And secondly, is there a living human being walking in the face of this earth,
that can withstand Kane?
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>> Look at that, God almighty.
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>> Shane McMahon will be taken to the nearest medical facility.
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>> And the nearest medical facility has been alerted, they were prepared.
They knew they were gonna have an arrival, from the Survivor Series.
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