- Send a random porn link to a grandparent.
Pass.
- Okay, cool.
- Blacked: She Will Do Anything BBC.
(laughing)
- What do you think your grandma's reaction's gonna be?
- Or like how wet do you think she will be?
(laughing)
- Oh my.
(calming music)
(cash register clings)
You four people will be playing for a potential $1,000.
Can I just have everybody introduce themselves?
- My name is Sophie and I love embarrassing people.
- My name's Jesse, I had a liquid meal for breakfast,
so I'm like ready for any kind of physical thing.
- My Name is Clara, I'm a standup comedian.
- I'm Devin and I like to full send stuff,
I like to live my life the way I want it.
- Shit, dude.
Fucking coming in hot.
and go down the line.
- Oh, everyone in the group has to eat a raw egg.
- My second raw egg today?
- Yeah, awesome, okay.
- [Sophie] What?! - [Devin] Today?
- And?
What's hard about that?
(laughing)
- For $50.
(suspenseful music)
- I made a mess
(gagging)
- Swallow.
Jesse.
- Don't put pressure.
You can't do the pressure.
He's not gonna.
- Swallow - Swallow
- Are you swishing?
- I was savoring it.
Double dutch time!
You get five tries to Double Dutch five times.
- Oh, shit. - So glad he got this one.
- I've been, I've been skipping.
(jump rope skipping)
- Full send it.
- I think you should close your eyes, Jesse,
and just plunge.
- Right.
All right, you got it.
- Ready?
- Don't even think about it, just go.
- 3, 2, 1, Jesse.
(laughing)
- Oh.
- Oh, almost.
(laughing)
- Oh, almost!
- Good try!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But he'll get the next one.
- I'll get the next one.
Thank you.
- I'm gonna get this one right now.
Send a random porn link to a grandparent.
Well, I can't because my grandparents are dead.
- I have a 95 year old grandma.
- Great, pass.
- Okay, cool.
- Blacked: She Will Do Anything BBC.
(laughing)
- [Jesse] That was actually on her favorites.
That was crazy.
- There's the link that's sent.
(phone message swoosh)
- Okay, so it's already sent
and her grandma doesn't have like a phone number,
it's like associated with an email.
- So she'll definitely open it.
- [Clara] Great.
What do you think your grandma's reaction's gonna be?
- Or like how wet do you think she will be?
(laughing)
- Oh my God.
- Was that the question you were, I was trying to,
- Yeah, I mean, there's many different ways
to get to a point.
That wasn't my question.
- Oh, I thought, my bad.
- Think she's gonna be confused.
She probably will watch it so she might get wet.
I don't know.
How many seconds are in one 24 hour day?
You have 60 seconds to answer.
There's 86,000 seconds in a day.
- What?
Take a second.
You have a minute.
- That's my final, there are 86,000 seconds in a day.
- Damn it.
- He's right, that counts.
- Now I remember it.
There're 86,400 seconds in a day
and how you choose to spend that time
is how you will live your life.
- This guy is a fucking,
- He's the motivator.
- Mantra machine.
(laughing)
- That should count!
(grunting)
- None of us are mad at you.
- I'm a little mad.
- As soon as I read it, I was like, oh, I know this.
- Shots, shots, shots!
You have two chances to find the shot of tequila.
The other two shots are safe for consumption
but not necessarily tasty.
Of course I'm going to do this.
Gag reflex on point.
(upbeat music playing)
I can't smell a fucking thing.
Oh no, I got it wrong.
I got it wrong.
Tequila is not red.
- [Jesse] I told you, I told you.
- [Sophie] Do I have to drink it?
- Cool.
(applause)
- Ugh.
This could be it.
Oh no.
- Oh!
- Do you know.
It better not be pee.
That's all I'm saying.
It smells like cat pee.
(gagging)
- You made her cry.
- Oh yeah, she's tearing up.
(change clinking)
- Name 10 countries in South America in 30 seconds.
I'm ignorant, Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay, Uruguay
(snapping)
- You got it.
- Pass.
(laughing)
Chile.
(buzzer)
(change clinking)
(laughing)
- Okay.
Big money, big money, big money, big money.
Post a TikTok dance to your social media.
I was made for this.
I'm getting ripped tonight, RIP that pussy, aye.
Not entirely sure if those were the right movements but,
- Stuck in my head all day.
- Okay, post.
(change clinking)
- Ah shit.
Which of the following was not among Pornhub's
top ten most searched terms in 2019:
stepmom, threesome, hentai.
- Got it. - Got it.
- Yep.
- Channel what's going on in like your waistband region
right now.
Don't think with your head.
That's the wrong thing to think with.
- That's the wrong head.
- [Clara] And don't think about it too much.
- Okay, well don't do the thing you just did physically,
also.
- We'll just go with hentai.
- No!
- What do you think the correct answer was?
- I think threesomes was not searched very much.
- It was definitely not, threesome, yeah.
- I thought it was hentai.
I was with you.
- Dang-nabit!
- I'm so nervous about this one.
I just feel it.
We asked you and your fellow contestants
to list your best qualities.
Match those best qualities to the right person.
The ones I have here:
When I say I will do something, I will do it.
Supportive and outgoing, super empathetic.
Next one is "I'm confident."
And then the last one is "My whole mindset."
(laughing)
- So,
- The arrogance.
- I already know mine,
I said "Supportive and outgoing, super empathetic,"
so I'll just,
"My whole mindset," I'm gonna to say Devin,
(bell dings)
- [Male Producer] Correct.
- Because he was the only one that didn't laugh.
(laughing)
For Jessie, best is "When I say I will do something,
I will do it."
- I walk it like I talk it.
- Yep.
And then Clara, I'm going to say that their one
was the "I'm confident" piece.
(bell dings)
- Good job!
- Well done. - I'm so good.
- Eat a spoonful of peanut butter and attempt to sing
Meg Thee Stallion's "Savage."
(laughing)
- The whole spoon.
- Wow, buddy.
(laughing)
- Oh my goodness.
Too, too, too, too thick.
- I'm a savage, classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah.
Classy, moody, nasty, hey hey yeah.
I'm a savage, yeah.
(clapping)
(laughing)
- Below you'll find four popular dances
from over the decades.
Your fellow contestants
must guess three out of the four correctly.
- Moonwalk?
- Yeah!
- Okay, second one.
- Running man.
- There we go!
- Charleston.
- Nope.
- MC Hammer.
- Yep!
Three out of four!
- Woo!
- Don't lose this one, that would be very embarrassing,
to win zero times?
- It would be.
- Shit.
Name the last 10 presidents in order,
counting backwards from now.
- Biden, Trump, Obama.
- Well, no, I'm just helping him.
- Okay fine.
I'll do it.
Biden, Trump, Obama,
- Nice, nice.
- Bush, Clinton, Bush, Carter
(humming)
Ford, Nixon, Kennedy.
(buzzer)
Let's do a final total.
- Who did I miss?
- I missed Reagan.
That's because I don't even conceive of Reagan.
- That person does not exist.
You just made up Lyndon B. Johnson.
(laughing)