HAS ANYBODY HERE HEARD OF "STAR WARS?"
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EVERYBODY IS EXCITED ABOUT THE
NEWEST FILM IN THE "STAR WARS" CONTINUUM: "ROGUE ONE: A STAR
WARS STORY."
I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT ONE.
BUT I'M JUST AS EXCITED FOR "ROGUE ONE PART 2: ROGUEY-O
DRIFT."
I HOPE IT'S CALLED.
THAT'S WHAT I HOPE IT'S CALLED.
HERE'S THE DEAL WITH "ROGUE ONE."
LAST WEEK, IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE FILM IS GETTING A BUNCH OF
RESHOOTS, USUALLY A SIGN THAT A MOVIE NEEDS FIXING.
BUT I SAY WHILE THEY'RE IN THERE ANYWAY, LET'S PUT IN SOME STUFF
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IN A "STAR WARS" MOVIE.
HOW HAVE WE GONE SEVEN FILMS WITHOUT SEEING THE STORMTROOPER
CANINE UNIT OR COOL TEENAGE YODA?
OR HOW ABOUT CHEWBACCA IN A CHEWBACCA MOM MASK?
BUT MOST OF ALL, I HOPE WE SEE MORE OF A CHARACTER THAT WAS
ONLY HINTED AT IN THE FIRST TRAILER THAT CAME OUT.
YOU SEE, A LOT OF FOLKS WERE EXCITED BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT
THEY HEARD DARTH VADER BREATHING IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE
TRAILER.
IT'S POSSIBLE.
"STAR WARS" SUPERFANS EITHER HEARD VADER OR THEIR OWN
HYPERVENTILATING.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT I'LL TELL YOU, I LISTENED
VERY CAREFULLY TO THAT FIRST TRAILER, BECAUSE AM A SUPERMAN.
I'VE BEEN A FAN SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD.
J.J. ABRAMS IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, I WENT THERE.
I WENT THERE.
BUT I AM WAY MORE EXCITED ABOUT ANOTHER CHARACTER WHO YOU NEVER
SEE IN THE TRAILER.
YOU ONLY HEAR.
NOW, SHARP-EYED LISTENERS MIGHT BE ABLE TO PICK THIS CHARACTER
OUT.
JIM.
>> STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD.
JYN ERSO.
>> FORGERY OF IMPERIAL DOCUMENTS, POSSESSION OF STOLEN
PROPERTY, AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, RESISTING ARREST.
>> THIS IS A REBELLION, ISN'T IT?
I REBEL.
(WHOOPING SOUNDS) >> Stephen: OKAY, DID YOU CATCH
IT?
IT'S THE EXCITING NEW "STAR WARS" CHARACTER, WHOOPI WILLY.
LET'S HEAR WILLY'S CATCHPHRASE AGAIN.
( WHOOPING SOUNDS ) WELL--
( LAUGHTER ) THERE'S A SECOND TRAILER OUT NOW
NOW SO WE GET TO SEE WHERE HE FIT INTO THE SCR
AND BECAUSE J.J. ABRAMS IS A Y FRIEND OF MINE, HE GOT A COPY.
HE SENT IT TO ME.
WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK.
JIM?
>> WE HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU.
A MAJOR WEAPONS TEST IS IMMINENT, AND WE NEED TO KNOW
WHAT IT IS AND HOW TO DESTROY IT.
( WHOOPING SOUNDS ) >> WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THEY
CATCH YOU?
WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THEY BREAK YOU?
IF YOU CONTINUE TO FIGHT, ( WHOOPING SOUNDS )
Y( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( WHOOPING SOUNDS )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: FANTASTIC!
EVERYBODY LOVES WHOOPING WILLY.
KIDS, WHEN "ROGUE ONE" COMES OUT, BE SURE TO GO TO THE MOVIE
DRESSED LIKE WHOOPING WILLIE AND YELL HIS CATCHPHRASE THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE FILM.
REAL "STAR WARS" FANS WILL LOVE IT.