What the heck is up, my dear Aliholics?
Today is the day that you have been waiting for.
We are once again are bringing a new collection of things that you can buy from AliExpress
for $5 or less, so if you have saved an extra 20 or so, get ready to spend all of it and
some more on these sweet useless and or useful finds.
The first item today is this beard.
Can't grow facial hair?
Don't want to spend money on Minoxidil?
No worries!
This beard will have you feeling very Nordic.
Just don't start invading Denmark.
Summer is coming!
Make your own ice-cream with these food-safe silicone moulds.
Silicone is always food-safe, says our resident doctor.
These moulds will also work with chocolate.
Handy little silicone straps to make your cables more organized.
You get 4 cables for $0.58, which is less than $0.15 per wrap.
Great deal!
These single-use soap sheets are awesome.
Super-compact, and useful for camping and travelling.
Since they're sheets, they're TSA-compliant (you can put them in your carry-on).
Great for hand-washing hands, clothes and your privates in the hotel sink and/or nearby
creek.
Upon being used, they go down the drain and disappear completely like my youthful days.
As I mentioned before (and as you probably noticed yourself), the summer is coming!
There are a lot of sunglasses on AliExpress, but these ones have been especially popular
in the last quarter.
Everyone already has Airpods, so why not make them a little more unique?
These look like a sneaker and have a little carabiner on the side so that you can attach
them to your belt buckle and/or your backpack or something.
Even if you are not a fisherman or an old-timey motel clerk, you can still make use of this
handy retractable holder.
Unleash your inner dad and never lose your keys again!
3x WATERING BOTTLE ATTACHMENTS.
Yes, you can make holes in the bottle cap with a hot piercer, but these look less ghetto.
A USB voltmeter.
If you are dying to know how much power your USB devices are emitting or receiving, this
voltmeter will help you answer this burning question!
WOODEN RINGS WITH RESIN DETAIL.
Great-looking rings for an especially low price.
CLOUDY PENDANT THAT ALSO GLOWS IN DARK.
A pendant that has a piece of the sky in it, and it glows in dark.
Nothing much needs to be said.
Did I mention it glows in the dark?
I think I did.
Earrings.
A lot of them have 3 earring sets per lot for ~$2.50 (that's like $0.83 per pair!)
A STICKER SET with 50 stickers.
A HUGE collection of stickers for a very low price.
None of them are repeating.
If your bank, like most of the banks, does not allow you to customize your cards, this
is for you.
These credit/debit card wraps make a regular boring card into a work of art, or into a
witty commentary on the political or economic issues
SOVIET KEYCHAINS.
Even if you are not a communist, these are surely going to tingle your hammer and sickle.
Comrade Joseph Stalin will protect your keys, your house and your collectivism spirit.
A one-ticket trip to Siberia is complementary.
Hopefully, you will spend your life without committing crimes, unless you count buying
products at these prices, because it is basically a steal of a deal!
But in case you want to feel what it's like to live in Southern states in the 1930's,
here is a little harmonica.
While some of the nasal hair are manually removed by picking your nose (your Chinese
FBI agent sees it all and he tells me everything), the more efficient way of doing it is with
a nasal hair trimmer.
These waterproof containers prevent any dust, water or anything else from getting into them,
to ensure that the tools and/or documents are readily available for you when you need
your survival kit, or anything else you choose to store in them!
A 100 Pcs.
SET OF GOOGLY EYES.
Right in time to put them on EVERYTHING!
CUFFLINKS.
This listing has 31 DIFFERENT DESIGNS.
Don't tell anyone how much they cost!
And if cufflinks aren't your jam, these pins might be.
Made from metal, they are of a very high quality of cut and print!
SMARTPHONE RING HOLDER that doubles as a SIDE STAND.
You can use it to hold your phone, and then the table can also use it to hold your phone.
A KEYBOARD CLEANER.
I've cleaned my keyboard for the first time in years, and let me tell you: it was not
pretty.
Ensure that your keys are more sanitary and are free of spores and foreign lifeforms.
A retractable fist.
A funny little thing, as a reminder that you shouldn't take yourself too seriously!
This is a tiny lamp.
It looks like a lamp for ants, but it works like a regular lamp.
If your desktop is as cluttered as mine, this lamp might be the perfect size for it.
These kitty pen holders.
When they're not holding anything, it looks like they are worshiping you.
This handy device attaches to the doorframe, and slowly closes the door after it is opened.
The mechanism is mechanical, and does not require any batteries.
Because closing the door behind yourself is for peasants.
The best item from this week’s collection.
This product has been designed to protect the engine eternal of every chicken's construction:
its head.
Despite the fact that they can live without a head for up to 18 months (RIP, Miracle Mike),
the owners of this chicken helmet are aiming for a higher number.