- OKAY, LISTEN TO ME-- LISTEN TO ME.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS VIDEO. TAKE A LOOK.
- LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME.
LIKE, I DO THIS ALL THE TIME,
AND IF I GO OUT...
[mumbling]
HAS HIS TOYS,
AND MATEO HAS ALL HIS TOYS.
- OKAY, BUT I HAVE TO YELL AT YOU GUYS--
- OKAY, LINDA. LINDA, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN.
- LIS--YOU--
- LISTEN, LISTEN, LINDA. LISTEN.
- OKAY, WHAT?
- LIKE, EVERYTHING THEY DO AT THIS HOUSE--
YOU CAN TRUST EVERYTHING AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, THEN WHAT?
- THEN YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.
- YOU'RE NOT LIS-- I SAID NO CUPCAKES,
AND YOU TRY TO GET CUPCAKES AND YOU TRY TO ASK GRANDMA.
LINDA-- - DIDN'T YOU?
- LINDA, LOOK IT, LOOK IT--
- HE'S YOUR LITTLE POP-POPS, BUT HE DOESN'T LISTEN.
- BUT, LINDA, HONEY.
HONEY, LOOK IT, LOOK AT THIS.
RIGHT NOW, THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
WE CAN'T GET EVERYTHING OUT OF THE FRONT.
- I'M DONE ARGUING WITH YOU.
- LINDA, I'M DONE ARGUING WITH YOU.
- FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA,
PLEASE WELCOME THREE-YEAR-OLD MATEO AND HIS MOTHER LINDA.
[cheers and applause]
HI, MATEO.
HI.
- I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.
HI. - HI, LINDA, HONEY.
- HI. - AND HI, MATEO, HONEY.
NOW, MATEO, IS-- I HAD TO MEET Y'ALL,
BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER.
BUT IT WAS NOT ADORABLE.
DON'T ARGUE WITH YOUR MOTHER.
DO YOU HAVE OTHER KIDS? - I HAVE ONE MORE KID.
- YES, I THOUGHT I SAW-- - KEVIN.
- AND HOW OLD IS KEVIN? - HE'S TWO.
- HE'S TWO. SO HE'S THREE...
- YES.
- AND YOU'RE GONNA BE FOUR SOON, RIGHT, MATEO?
- YOU ALMOST HAVE A BIRTHDAY. - WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
IS IT SOON? - YEAH.
- NOVEMBER. - OH, NOT THAT SOON.
- YEAH.
- WOW, SO YOU HAVE A THREE-YEAR-OLD
AND A TWO-YEAR-OLD.
- YES. - AND HAS HE JUST--
DID HE JUST COME OUT WITH THIS KIND OF PERSONALITY?
JUST ALWAYS HAD SOMETHING TO SAY?
- HE DEFINITELY ALWAYS HAS HAD SOMETHING TO SAY.
IF IT'S NOT ARGUING ABOUT SHOES, IT'S ABOUT CUPCAKES.
- WHAT WERE YOU ARGUING ABOUT THE CUPCAKES FOR, MATEO?
- HM? - YOU WANTED A CUPCAKE?
- YEAH.
- AND THEN--AND SO YOU WENT TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER...
- YEAH. - BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER SAID NO?
- NO.
- AND THEN YOU ASKED IN SPANISH TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
THINKING YOU COULD GET IT IN SPANISH?
- 'CAUSE GRAM-- MOMMY DOESN'T KNOW SPANISH.
- IS THAT RIGHT? - NO, I DO.
- YOU DO, BUT HE THOUGHT-- BUT HE THOUGHT--
- HE WAS BEING SNEAKY, DEFINITELY, YES.
- NOW--AND SO YOU OBVIOUSLY HAD VIDEOTAPED HIM BEFORE,
BECAUSE HE'S QUITE ENTERTAINING,
BUT HOW DO YOU NOT LAUGH AND ENCOURAGE THAT?
- WELL, THE WHOLE "LOOK IT" PART
IS ME LOOKING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA AND AT HIM
BECAUSE I'M LAUGHING.
THAT'S--YOU KNOW, SO--
- SO THAT'S WHY HE SAID, "LOOK IT, LOOK IT."
- YES, THAT'S WHY HE SAYS, "LOOK IT."
- AND HAS HE EVER CALLED--
AND WHY DOES HE CALL YOU LINDA AND NOT MOMMY?
- LINDA COMES FROM DEBATING... - MM-HMM.
- FOR--LIKE, A CUPCAKE. - MM-HMM.
- YEAH, I'M USUALLY MOMMY. - YOU'RE USUALLY--
- I'M MOMMY--
- BUT WHEN IT'S DEBATING, THEN IT'S LINDA?
- WHEN HE'S SERIOUS--
HE'S SERIOUS AND HE REALLY WANTS TO GET HIS POINT ACROSS,
THEN WE BECOME LINDA OR KENNETH.
- UH-HUH. - SO--
- LINDA ARE KENNETH ARE WHEN YOU'RE SERIOUS.
- YEAH--OH, DAD BECOMES KENNETH AS WELL.
- MOMMY, WHERE'S KENNETH? - I DON'T KNOW.
- WHY?
- WE HAVE TO FIND HIM. - HE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR ANTICS, MISTER.
- MISS ELLEN WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR CUPCAKES.
- SO HAS HE CALLED YOU "HONEY" BEFORE?
- YES. - MM-HMM.
- "HONEY" AND "BABE" WILL COME FROM DAD.
- UH-HUH.
- THE "LISTEN" PART, AS WE MIGHT ALREADY ALL KNOW,
COMES FROM MOMMY SAYING, "DADDY, LISTEN."
- RIGHT. - SO--
- AND YOU GOT--SO YOU'VE GOTTEN EIGHT MILLION VIEWS
ON YOUTUBE ALREADY,
AND DID YOU--YOU GOT RECOGNIZED AT THE AIRPORT?
- DEFINITELY, YES.
PEOPLE WORKING THERE WERE RUNNING UP TO US.
THERE WAS TWO GENTLEMEN WATCHING THE VIDEO
AS WE'RE STANDING IN LINE.
I MEAN, IT'S AWESOME, IT'S GREAT, BUT IT'S ALSO JUST--
- CRAZY, RIGHT?
- IT'S FAME IN AN INSTANT, SO IT'S CRAZY, YES.
- FROM THIS ONE YOUTUBE VIDEO. - YEP.
- AND WAS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME FLYING, MATEO?
HAD YOU BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE? - YEAH.
- YOU HAD BEEN ON A PLANE? - YEAH.
- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN ON A PLANE?
I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING YOU SAY.
[laughter]
YOU LIKE SUPERHEROES, I UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- WHICH SUPERHEROES DO YOU LIKE?
- [mumbling]
AND THE GUY WITH THE THING.
- THE GUY WITH THE THING? OH, HE'S THE BEST.
[laughter]
AND YOU LIKE CUPCAKES AS WELL?
- UM...
- DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES? - DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES AS WELL?
- YEAH, THAT'S MY CUPCAKE.
[laughter]
- OH, IT'S A SUPER--
LIKE, A SUPER MAN THING IN A CUPCAKE.
WELL, I GOT YOU SOMETHING THAT LINDA MIGHT NOT LIKE,
BUT I JUST THOUGHT,
SINCE YOU FLEW ALL THE WAY HERE TO SEE ME...
- UH-OH.
- WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU SOME CUPCAKES.
LOOK AT THIS. - OH!
- OVER HERE.
- WHAT--OH!
LOOK AT THAT!
WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT DID YOU GET? GO DOWN. GO DOWN.
- LOOK AT THE CUPCAKES! - OH, THAT--
- THAT--WHO'S THAT? - WHAT IS IT?
- WHO IS THAT? - LOOK AT THAT.
- AND THAT'S YOU ON TOP.
AND YOU'RE GONNA GO--
AND YOU'RE GONNA GO ON A WEEKEND SPA RETREAT, IS WHAT YOU NEED.
- OH!
- SO THE SHOW IS OVER, BUT WE ASKED LINDA AND MATEO
TO JOIN US AT THE END OF THE SHOW AGAIN,
BECAUSE YOU'RE STAYING--
SO WHO LIVES IN THE HOUSE?
YOU STAY WITH YOUR PARENTS... - YES.
AND SO, US FOUR. - AND, YEAH--WITH YOUR PARENTS.
BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND IS WORKING AND HAS--
AND GOING TO SCHOOL AT THE SAME TIME.
- YES. - WHAT'S HE GOING TO SCHOOL FOR?
- HE'S GOING FOR MECHANIC, BUT HE'S TRYING TO GET
HIS BACHELOR'S AS WELL, SO THAT'S PART OF IT.
- SO THAT'S A LOT OF HOURS. - YES.
- YEAH, AND YOU'RE LIVING WITH YOUR FOLKS,
WHICH HAS GOT TO BE HARD. - YEAH.
- SO OUR FRIENDS AT SHUTTERFLY WANT TO GIVE YOU
A CHECK FOR $10,000 TO HELP YOU.
- OH, MY GOD, NO WAY!
[cheers and applause]
OH, MY GOD!
- [speaking indistinctly]
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- HELP OUT A LITTLE BIT.
ALL RIGHT. - [speaking indistinctly]
- THAT TOO. - OH, MY GOODNESS.
- I WANT TO THANK KATE WINSLET, LAKE STREET DIVE, JOSH RADNOR.
SEE YOU TOMORROW. BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER. BYE-BYE.
[cheers and applause]