it's a fold out there oh what is that what what is that it's a mask you can you can have that
free complimentary goods at this hotel so much dirt over there oh for [ __ ] say look at that
you're the one that [ __ ] booked it you bastard look at this let me get a camera alive on this
look how bad it is so dusty [ __ ] hell you're not the one with asthma
sound like a jump scare sound effect i'm gonna die in my sleep sorry all this dust [ __ ] help
there is mold though that is the one thing that is scaring me is that there is a bit
of mold on the walls put the air con on for god's sake it's so hot in it
no you don't want that you don't want them home
trust me this is a hair dryer that could maybe blow away your ant or something dusty oh god it is
would you blow some dust on you is the bed comfortable have you been on it yet
no also i love how i'm directly above some like filth so that when i breathe i can have that
fall right into my mouth and kill me quicker while connor found a complimentary used mask
under his bed the real question was what would we find under my bed all right what's underneath
chris ready what's underneath the bed let's find out my question what's underneath three two one
what is that what's that
oh boy why is under it what's under it what is it how bad is it it's it's it's it's impressive no i
didn't know you could fit so much [ __ ] under one bed in a hotel room no i'm not even joking
no no you can't you can't what there's half the [ __ ] toolboxed underneath there what is that oh
cigarettes there's a bag there's a ice cream okay i don't want to look anymore i can't put it down
i think you should have this but not that no not a chance i already dips that one that's already
mine i already had it yeah i booked the room i got the bed i'm not particularly fussy with hotels i
just wanted to be clean that's kind of all i want clean wi-fi and a place to charge my phone that's
kind of it that's all i really want and uh yeah it didn't really meet most of those expectations
apparently the wi-fi is near unusable according to the reviews so it's my nine year anniversary
of doing youtube uh tomorrow august 15th and i'm gonna wake up in this room with this guy with the
dirtiest bed in japan what a [ __ ] disaster what color does blood go when it's dried like a brown
this one actually does look like blood like that one it like looks take us in for a closer look
yeah come on let me grab you oh oh okay you got it i don't get that i want to get too close to it
you can sleep next to it in a minute there's just so much dust here there's this is clearly blood
i don't know what else this would be other than blood it looks the exact color of blood it's like
something out of a sore movie it doesn't feel real i can't believe i'm staying here you want
to play a game you want to play in a moldy room kid it's one step too fast yeah come on at least
the torch room isn't moldy come on even his was clean jesus this is this is what annoys me right
in this city there's about 100 hotels and for half the price of this one you could get a four-star
hotel with a nice big bed uh the greatest shower you've ever had a continental breakfast no less
but you didn't book that one did you you booked this one i don't understand the pricing system
of this hotel who would actively choose to come here apart from someone who wants to
commit the act of murder we have to stay here he booked i'm not i am not walking out the door
awkwardly trying to find an excuse like oh sorry we've got to go now we've been here 45
minutes i'll check out for us i'll telephone [ __ ] we're sleeping here you have to suffer the
consequences of your actions something you're not used to this is great content right guys
well sitting on a mouldy bed with a real yeah i'm really glad we're really glad we did this
trip connor it was definitely worth it do you not feel sick yes i feel really sick and i feel
very hot and sticky it smells and it's humid and mouldy i think when you see this room through a
youtube video it won't look bad at all it'll look like oh just a messy room isn't it but the smell
the smell is unbearable i think there has never been a hotel quite as dirty quite as mouldy as
unclean as this i've ever stayed in i just i just noticed what i'm filming is a dead fly right next
to me on the right even the flies can't stand this [ __ ] room i think it's the idea of something
like bed bugs right that can get in your clothes and ruin your clothes and make you itch and
pushing me over the edge a little bit but i can't leave i just feel
it'd be so awkward it's that's the only thing that's stopping you from leaving
is that there's a woman downstairs that you have to look in the oven well yeah what are you gonna
say i'll do it you can you can move the bags i'll tell her i'm leaving what are you gonna
say this is [ __ ] fix your hotel you're gonna say that she couldn't speak english
this is a room
i mean the biggest thing that makes me not want to stay here
is that i genuinely feel sick i feel sick breathing yeah it feels
i feel sick but maybe i'm just being a little [ __ ] that could be that could be totally true but
yeah otherwise as you're talking i can see a big like stain of mold over your shoulder
it's not good is it this isn't good chris we should leave we see you brought me here
and how do you want to leave this for the videos for the content we don't have to actually sleep
here we could do like a little cup and then we like oh it was so bad wasn't it you know
if chris actually wants to sleep here
connor exposed i think i've realized today the smell is really important i actually don't want
to breathe in here it's it's really bad even though this might be the most unpleasant room
i've ever been in i'm still unconvinced walking out of a hotel just one hour after checking in
it's a viable option given the sheer awkwardness of the situation and so to convince me to leave
connor desperately starts tearing the room apart to look for something incriminating it's
not long before he finds something that fits the bill let's check your mattress
let's check it out i don't want to see it i want to see what's on your
mattress because you think you have bed bugs let's see what's on your mat
oh no no did you see that are you serious what's under it
you're kidding you're gonna want to leave you're kind of no i'm not right ready no
no oh god what is that it's a massive blood patch you can't stay in here i can't believe that
that's so gross but it is under three layers of mattress oh oh yeah it's fine yeah yeah yeah all
the all the hepatitis a you can feast on [ __ ] off i think conor might finally have won me over
connor's sterilizing his hands it's disgusting it's so
that's disgusting [ __ ] vile all right so we're leaving no i'm going to the car you can have your
blood stained hepatitis b hepatitis b you can have that so it's become very clear that uh
connor and i just aren't gonna be able to sleep here it's uh it's just gone midnight
and uh we're gonna go and tell them that we've gotta rush back to tokyo for business business
and then we're gonna sleep in a car a love hotel a tree anything just i don't want a mattress covered
in blood and mold and the air the air that's the the thing that's not nice yeah yeah we go
all right we're back in the car i you didn't really i didn't realize how bad the air was
i was telling you the whole time i didn't realize how bad it was until we walked out the front door
into the fresh air and experienced what air should smell and taste like i've never seen a hotel owner
so unsurprised that someone was checking out we've been in the hotel two hours we got to the desk
and went ah check out on the guy she mastered oh okay i did trying to be polite i said oh you know
you've got to drive to tokyo now and he's oh yeah tokyo yeah i mean what we're gonna do then the car
it's up to you i'm fine with the car but i didn't expect to be that bad it was the worst kind of bat
where it wasn't outright pure filth pure feel to the point where you could immediately just
walk out right it was just the worst kind of baby like i'm not sure if i can stay here i think i can
but but i'm not sure if i should what we got across the video is we're not two
whinging [ __ ] just oh gosh it's not clean and pristine like it generally was pretty [ __ ] hot
like unpleasant and horrible and uh yeah but the staff are nice 10 out of 10 for the staff probably
nicer than some of the staff i've had a five-star hotel to be honest i'd give it a one but the staff
brought it up for three there you go three out of ten yeah set three out of ten yeah let's get out
of here let's just find we're not sleeping in the car this is like my celebration day
nine years doing youtube i don't want to celebrate here in a damp car with an annoying welsh guy
hello good morning chris you sleep alright i slept amazingly thank you very much welcome
like a baby honestly i'm so relieved we didn't stay in the other hotel i slept really well in
this i did discover last night though if you walk into a japanese hotel after midnight try
and get a room they will be mildly angry they were not happy well guys it's been quite the
addition of wacky weekend we've uh we've crossed japan's most dangerous bridge we've seen a
town that was more scarecrow than human we've eaten a fish and we've stayed
at quite possibly the worst hotel in japan we'll be back next month with a trip with
connor i'm gonna go and check out some love hotels in osaka yeah it's gonna be fun
well we're off now we're gonna drive to oklahoma hop on a bullet train back to tokyo and uh just
just sterilize my stuff i'm gonna sterilize myself i'm gonna go with a steam bath i'm gonna i'm gonna
peel my skin off i'm gonna do everything i need to do oh god all right guys see you later bye for now
uh okay
hospital honestly