LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHANCE THE RAPPER.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M CHANCE THE RAPPER AND IT IS
SO GREAT TO BE BACK HERE AT "SNL."
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, I GAVE $1
MILLION TO CHICAGO PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY, IT
COMPLETELY FIXED EVERYTHING. NO, HONESTLY, TO THE TEACHERS IN
CHICAGO, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE ON STRIKE RIGHT NOW, I FULLY
SUPPORT YOU. [ APPLAUSE ]
I JUST WISH THAT WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, MY TEACHERS HAD GONE ON
A STRIKE. LIKE, FOR REAL, THOUGH.
BUT IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK. AND TO HONOR MY HOMETOWN, I'M
GOING TO DO A SONG ABOUT CHICAGO, THE SECOND CITY.
OKAY, OKAY, HERE WE GO. ♪ NOW, I LOVE CHICAGO, THE CITY
THAT FATHERED ME, CALLED THE SECOND CITY, BUT THAT DOESN'T
BOTHER ME ♪ ♪ I'VE GOTTA TELL YOU
I THINK IT'S THE REVERSE SOMETIMES THE SECOND IS
BETTER THAN THE FIRST ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES THE SECOND
IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST I DON'T USE GOOGLE
I USE BING ♪ ♪ I LIKE FRENCH FRIES
FROM BURGER KING WHEN IT COMES TO HARRY POTTER
PEOPLE GIVE ME GRIEF ♪ ♪ BECAUSE I PREFER
PERCY JACKSON LIGHTNING THIEF I ONLY DRINK PEPSI
NEVER COCA-COLA ♪ ♪ JIMMY KIMMEL IS FINE
BUT I LOVE ADAM COROLLA AND ROBIN GIBB IS
MY FAVORITE BEE GEE ♪ ♪ I HATE MARIO, LOVE LUIGI
BECAUSE I'M THE KIND OF GUY THAT LIKES THE SECOND BEST
BETTER ♪ ♪ I'M THE KIND OF GUY
THAT LIKES THE SECOND BEST ONE
I LIKE DMZ BETTER THAN RUN ♪ ♪ BECAUSE I'M THE KIND
OF GUY THAT LIKES THE SECOND BEST ONE ♪
HEY, KYLE MOONEY! >> HEY, CHANCE.
I WAS JUST LISTENING TO YOUR SONG AND I CAN TOTALLY RELATE.
YOU SEE, I'M FROM SAN DIEGO, SORT OF THE SECOND CITY OF
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. >> DO PEOPLE CALL IT THAT?
>> THEY DO, YEAH, ALL THE TIME. >> BECAUSE I'VE NEVER HEARD
ANYONE CALL IT THAT. >> WELL, THEY DO, OKAY?
NOW, LET ME RAP. >> OKAY.
>> HERE WE GO. KYLE MOONEY RAPPING.
♪ NOW ME AND CHANCE WE LIVE THAT THUG LIFE BECAUSE
WE LIKE ANTZ MORE THAN BUG'S LIFE ♪
♪ SENSE AND SENSIBILITY WAS BETTER THAN PRIDE AND
PREJUDICE NEVER HAD NINTENDO ♪
♪ BUT I ROCKED A SEGA GENESIS
YOU KNOW I LIKE SCRAPPY MORE THAN SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ I DON'T LIKE CHILI'S BUT I LOVE CHILI'S TOO
I LIKE THE CLIPPERS THE NETS AND MY WHITE SOX ♪
♪ I DON'T HAVE NETFLIX, I LIKE REDBOX ♪
♪ >> I USE DHL FOR MY OVERNIGHT
SHIPPING ♪ ♪ MY FAVORITE BULLS PLAYER
IS SCOTTIE PIPPIN I LIKE HANUKKAHS
BETTER THAN CHRISMASES ♪ ♪ I DON'T LOVE ISLANDS
BUT I LOVE ISTHMUSES ♪ >> WHAT'S AN ISTHMUS?
>> IT'S A NARROW STRIP OF LAND CONNECTING TWO BIGGER PIECES OF
LAND. >> AND THAT'S SECOND BEST TO
ISLANDS? >> FOR THE PURPOSES OF THE SONG,
YES. JUST KEEP GOING, OKAY?
>> OKAY. ♪ INSTEAD OF STARBUCKS
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO I GO TO COFFEE BEAN AND
TEA LEAF OR CARIBOU ♪ LUNCHTIME I DON'T HAVE TO
THINK IT OVER I SKIP CHIPOTLE
AND HEAD TO QDOBA ♪ ♪ SOME PEOPLE LIKE MACE
MORE THAN PUFFY I LIKE THE SHOW ANGEL
BETTER THAN BUFFY ♪ ♪ MY FAVORITE SHOW ABOUT
'90s TEENS WASN'T SAVED BY THE BELL
IT WAS CALIFORNIA DREAM ♪ >> I WAS WONDERING, DO YOU THINK
I COULD BE ON YOUR NEXT ALBUM? >> NO.
>> THAT MAKES SENSE, ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT AWAY.
>> OKAY. HERE WE GO.
BIG-TIME. ♪ YEAH, I'M THE KIND OF GUY THAT
LIKES THE SECOND BEST BEST ♪ ♪ I THINK CHICAGO IS BETTER THAN
THE REST ♪ ♪ I TAKE SECONDS AT DINNER AND
SECOND GLANCES ♪ ♪ I BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES ♪
♪ I LOVE MY WIFE AND MY FAMILY IS TRUE
♪ A MONTH AGO WE WELCOMED DAUGHTER NUMBER TWO ♪
♪ NOW I'M IN NEW YORK, IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE ♪
♪ I'M BACK FOR THE SECOND TIME ♪ ♪ HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE" ♪♪♪ WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. I AM HERE SO STICK AROUND AND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!