>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: ALWAYS FUN TO TALK TO YOU.
>> I SURE HOPE SO.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW?
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: YOU REMIND ME-- I WAS JUST TALKING TO A GUY A
MOMENT AGO NAMED SKWISH.
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BAR FIGHTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A BAR FIGHT?
>> DO I LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO HAS BEEN IN A LOT OF BAR FIGHTS?
I HAVE NOT.
I DID GO TO BOSTON ONCE...
>> Stephen: AND THAT'S LIKE BEING IN ONE BIG BAR FIGHT.
>> EXACTLY.
I WAS-- I WAS ON TOUR.
WIFS JOHN MELANEY AND ANTHONY JEZELNICK-- YES!
TWO VERY FUNNY, SUPER TOUGH DUDE.
AND WE WERE AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT LATE ONE NIGHT.
AND WE'RE SITTING THERE HAVING OUR FOOD, AND THESE DUDES ROLL
IN, AND THEY'RE JUST KIND OF IMMEDIATELY MESSING WITH US.
AND WE'RE KIND OF-- WE'RE TRYING TO IGNORE THEM --
>> Stephen: WHY WERE THEY MESSING WITH YOU?
WHY AND HOW?
>> THEY WERE WITH A GIRL WHO ASKED ME FOR A PICTURE --
>> Stephen: OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE IT'S NICK KROLL.
>> AND I WAS LIKE, YEAH, OKAY.
AND I WAS LIKE HOW ABOUT A PICTURE AFTER I FINISHED EATING?
AND THAT DID NOT SIT WELL WITH THEM SPP AND HE KEPT SORT OF,
YOU KNOW, KIND OF DIGGING IN.
AND THEN HE SAID THE MEANEST THING THAT YOU CAN SAY TO A GUY
LIKE ME.
"I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FUNNY."
AND I WAS LIKE... I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S NO NEED TO BE RUDE LIKE
THAT."
WHICH IS NOT THE TOUGHEST THING TO SAY.
( LAUGHTER )
AND THEN MELANEY AND JEZELNICK LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND WERE
LIKE, I GUESS WE SHOULD STAND UP.
AND THEN THE GUY STOOD UP AND HE WAS TINY.
AND WE, LIKE, SORT OF LIKE, "SO!"
AND WE WERE ALL KIND OF LIKE, "SO!"
AND HE SHOOK MELANEY'S HAND AND SAID, "YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT."
AND THEN HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "WELCOME TO BOSTON."
( LAUGHTER )
>> YEAH.
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT.
>> THAT'S THE CLOSEST I'VE BEEN TO --
>> Stephen: SO YOU'VE SEEN SOME STUFF?
>> OH, BROTHER.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
>> Stephen: DID I HEAR YOU JUST WENT TO "BURNING MAN."
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN BEFORE?
>> I HAD NEVER BEEN TO BURNING MAN?
HAVE YOU BEEN TO BURNING MAN?
>> Stephen: NO, I HAVE NOT BEEN TO BURNING MAN.
I KNOW WHY I HAVE NOT BEEN TO BURNING MAN.
I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WENT TO BURNING MAN.
IT LOOKS HOT AND DIRTY AND THIRSTY?
>> IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT IN NEVADA.
>> Stephen: BLACK ROCK.
>> BLACK ROCK CITY.
IT GOES FROM ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, CLEAR RIVER, DRY RIVERBED TO
EVENTUALLY 70,000 PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO STOP YOU-- HOW DO YOU GET THERE?
I JUST IMAGINE YOU DRIVE AND THE HIGHWAY SUDDENLY IS GONE, AND
IT'S JUST DIRT.
AND THEN YOU SEE PEOPLE ON THE HORIZON, AND YOU PARK AND THAT'S
IT.
>> THAT'S NOT FAR OFF.
YOU DEFINITELY-- WE DROVE AN R.V. UP THERE.
YOU ARRIVE.
AND ONCE YOU ENTER THROUGH THE GATES, YOU'RE WELCOMED AND THEY
SAYS, "PLEASE GET OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE."
AND THEY SAY, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A DUST ANGEL?"
WHICH MEANS GET IN THE DUST AND SORT OF RUB YOURSELF IN THE
DUST.
AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, THANK YOU."
AND THEN WE GOT -- >> Stephen: THAT DIDN'T, LIKE,
WARN YOU MAYBE THIS ISN'T FOR ME IS THE FIRST OFFER IS, "WOULD
YOU LIKE TO BE DIRTY?" >> NO, I WAS, LIKE-- NO, I WAS
SKEPTICAL BECAUSE THEN I GOT IN THERE-- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
>> Stephen: WE'VE GOT SOME PHOTOS OF THE THING HERE.
AND NO, THINGS ARE NOT OKAY.
>> SO WE GET IN THERE AND THEN-- YEAH, OKAY, WE GET IN THERE AND
EVERYONE HUGS YOU AND SAYS, "WELCOME HOME."
AND I'M LIKE, "NO, MY HOME IS IN LOS ANGELES AND THERE IS INDOOR
PLUMBING."
BUT THEN YOU START TO GO OUT ON ON TO WHAT THEY CALL THE PLIA.
THIS IS A 747 THAT HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A NIGHTCLUB.
AND THIS IS AT SUNRISE.
I TOOK THIS PICTURE AT SUNRISE.
IT'S NOT A SAFE PLACE.
( LAUGHTER )
SIGN SOMETHING SAYING THAT, LIKE, I DON'T CARE IF I GET
HURT?
>> THERE SHOULD BE.
THERE IS NO-- THIS IS LIKE THIS TEMPLE THAT IS BUILT AND PEOPLE
PUT MEMORIES TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE PASSED AWAY.
AND THEN THEY BURN IT ON THE LAST DAY.
AND SO I IMMEDIATELY-- I WENT VERY QUICKLY FROM VERY SKEPTICAL
FROM, LIKE, "I'M NOT INTO THIS."
TO WITHIN, LIKE TWO DAYS I WAS ROLLERSKATING IN A BABY BLUE
ROMPER.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
LIKE, FULLY ENGAGED.
FULLY JUST, LIKE, GOING UP TO PEOPLE ON SKATES BEING LIKE,
"WELCOME HOME."
( LAUGHTER )
CULT!
>> IT WAS SO-- I KNOW IT FELT THAT WAY, BUT WHEN YOU'RE IN THE
MIDDLE OF IT, IT WAS QUITE EXCITING --
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT CULTS ARE LIKE.
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, "THIS IS QUITE EXCITING.
I WANT WHAT FATHER WANTS NEXT."
>> YES, YEAH.
WHITE NIKES AND A (BLEEP), I GUESS.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: UH-HUH.
WE'RE LIVE, WE'RE LIVE.
>> GREAT, GREAT.
>> Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
( LAUGHTER )
YES, WE-- THE CAMP I STAYED AT WAS LIKE A GRAND HOTEL THEME.
AND SO I DRESSED UP AS A MAITRE D' IN FULL TAILS, AND PEOPLE
WOULD WALK IN AND I WOULD BRUSH THEM OFF AND I WOULD BE LIKE,
"YOU LOOK A LITTLE DUSTY FROM THE PLIA.
MAY I DUST YOU OFF."
THAT IS ME OVER THERE.
PEOPLE WOULD BE COMING IN OUT OF THE DESERT, HIGH OUT OF THEIR
MIND ON, LIKE, PSYCHEDELICS, AND NICK KROLL WOULD BE LIKE, "MAY I
DUST YOU OFF?" >> Stephen: CAN YOU GET A
CLOSER SHOT?
IS THERE ANY WAY TO GET ANY CLOSER SHOT OF THAT, HIS FACE?
LOOK AT HIS-- GET A LITTLE-- "I'M HERE TO TELL YOU--" I DON'T
KNOW YOU WELL.
WE'VE SPOKEN MANY TIMES.
I CERTAINLY RESPECT YOU AND I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.
>> I LIKE YOU.
>> Stephen: I KNOW SOME FRIENDS OF YOURS.
FISAW YOU-- THAT FACE AGAIN, PLEASE.
IF I SAW JUST THAT FACE AGAIN I WOULD CALL JOHN MELANEY AND GO,
"WE HAVE TO HELP HIM."
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU LOOK DEEPLY, DEEPLY TROUBLED, AND UNAWARE OF
IT.
>> YES, I THINK IN ANOTHER WORD, HAPPY.
( LAUGHTER )
-- >> Stephen: AND UNAWARE OF IT.
IGNORANCE IS BLISS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: SO WHAT ABOUT THE BATHING SITUATION?
>> THERE WAS NO BATHING.
THERE WAS-- I HAD AN R.V., SO I WOULD TAKE A SHOWER SITUATION IN
THERE.
AND -- >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU PAY FOR
THINGS?
>> NOTHING.
YOU DON'T PAY.
IT'S A GIFTING CULTURE.
SO, LIKE, EVERYWHERE YOU GO, YOU WOULD ROLL UP TO-- MY JOB WAS TO
BRUSH PEOPLE OFF AS THEY KALE INTO OUR BARR.
BUT THEN YOU WOULD ROLL UP TO AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING AND BE
HUNGRY, AND THERE WOULD BE LIKE A JAPANESE BAR CALLED MISO
HORNY, AND YOU COULD GET BOWLS OF MISO SOUP AND RAHMEN, OR
YOU'D GO TO, LIKE, A BAR THAT WAS SERVING ABSENT THAT YOU
WOULD JUST GET FOR FREE.
OR A PLACE THAT WAS CALLED DOCTOR BROWNER'S-- YOU WOULD GET
FOAMED UP AND SPRAYED DOWN WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE-- IT WAS A
CULT.
IT'S A CULT.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I GOTTA GO.
SHOULD I GO?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: NO?
>> STICK AROUND.
STICK AROUND.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE!
>> Stephen: NO, NO-- >> OH, GO TO BURNING MAN.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING -- >> Stephen: NO, NOT GO TO
COMMERCIAL.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE, "I GOTTA GO."
I'M LIKE, OKAY, I CAN TAKE OVER THE SHOW FOR A COUPLE OF
MINUTES."
YOU GOTTA GO TO BURNING MAN.
I REALLY THINK YOU WOULD DIG IT.
COME WITH ME.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK, SHOULD STEPHEN GO TO BURNING MAN?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE -- >> Stephen: I REALLY LIKE TO
BE CLEAN.
>> THERE ARE-- YOU CAN STAY IN AN R.V.
THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH SHOWERS.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> I'M SURE ELON MUSK HAS AN EXTRA SHOWER.
>> Stephen: HE'S GOT SOME FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS NOW.
>> YES, HE DOES.
YES, HE DOES.
>> Stephen: NOW LET'S GET TO THE HEAT OF THE MEAT HERE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: "BIG MOUTH SEASON 2."
IT'S A BIG HIT, CRITICAL DARLING.
TELL ME ABOUT SEASON 2.
HOW MANY SEASONS ARE THERE GOING TO BE TO EXPLAIN PUBERTY.
>> IT'S ABOUT ME AND MY FRIEND ANDREW GOING THROUGH PUBE IRTY,
AND SEASON ONE WE FOCUSED ON THE KIDS HAVING HORMONE MONSTERS.
AND THEY'RE THESE CREATURES THAT SORT OF ENCOURAGE KIDS TO
MASTURBATE AND FIGHT AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF.
THERE ARE NEVER-ENDING STORIES TO BE TOLD AROUND PUBERTY.
SEASON TWO THE BIG NEW CHARACTER WE'VE ADDED IS THE SHAME WIZARD
BECAUSE I THINK WE'VE ALL FOUND THAT IN-- PART AND PARCEL WITH
HORMONE MONSTER, VERY SOON AFTER THAT COMES THE SHAME WIZARD.
AND IT BEGINS TO HAUNT THRU.
AND THEN, YOU KNOW-- I MEAN, YOU'RE CATHOLIC.
>> Stephen: SURE.
( LAUGHTER )
AND I AM FAMILIAR WITH WIZARDS, TOO.
>> YES, YEAH!
>> Stephen: GANDOLF, SOMAN, AND THE SHAME WIZARD.
>> THESE ARE ALL-- IT'S VERY INTERCONNECTED TO US.
WE WERE REALLY INTERESTED IN EXPLORING BECAUSE I THINK WITH
THOSE URGES, THOSE SEXUAL URGES OTHER AND KINDS OF URGES COME
WITH PUBERTY COME THESE OTHER FEELINGS OF SHAME THAT YOU FEEL
GROSS OR DIRTY OR PERVERTED AND WE WERE REALLY INTERESTED IN
EXPLORING THAT THIS SEASON.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP OF THE APPEARANCE OF THE SHAME
WIZARD, I BELIEVE.
>> TO SET THIS UP.
ANDREW HAS JUST BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING TO NICK'S SISTER'S
BATHING SUIT.
NOT TO NICK'S SISTER IN THE BATHING SUIT, JUST THE BATHING
SUIT.
AND SO NOW HE IS BIKING AWAY FROM THE HOUSE.
>> Stephen: JIM.
( LAUGHTER )
IN PUBLIC.
IS THAT SO WRONG?
>> STOP.
>> CRAMPS, CRAMPS!
HOW CAN A CHILD BE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE?
THANK GOODNESS!
I MADE IT.
>> CONGRATULATIONS!
>> WHO ARE YOU!
>> WHO AM I?
ANDREW, I'M THE SHAME WIZARD, OF COURSE.
( LAUGHS ) >> THE SHAME WIZARD.
>> THE SHAME WIZARD!
>> OH!
>> YES, ANDREW.
AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
>> YOU HAVE?
>> OH, YES.
>> OH, GOSH.
>> SURELY YOU KNEW I WAS COMING.
>> I DIDN'T, I WOULD HAVE-- >> NOW, COME WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.
I'M TAKING YOU TO THAT NEW MAC AND CHEESE RESTAURANT.
>> REALLY?
>> NOPE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SO TRUE.
>> SO TRUE.
>> Stephen: NICK, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
"BIG MOUTH" SEASON TWO PREMIERES
NICK KROLL, EVERYBODY.