First thing that comes to your mind.
Yep.
Got to be the truth, and then--
[DING]
All right.
--hit that for no apparent reason.
I tell the truth.
When was the last time you partied all night long?
[DING]
I am still at the party.
[LAUGHTER, CHEERING]
I partied all night long.
I've been-- my birthday was December 13th.
I have been sleepy and slightly drunk since December 13th.
Oh.
Every night.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
[DING]
I'm like Leonardo DiCaprio.
[LAUGHS] What other celebrity, besides yourself,
throws the best parties?
[DING]
Sean P. Diddy, Puff Daddy Combs.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
Yeah.
Yes.
What's your perfect date?
Oh, man.
Reading scriptures.
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
Trying to get closer to the Lord.
(SINGING) Hallelujah, Lord Jesus.
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) Trying to be saved tonight.
Will you save me, Lord Jesus?
[LAUGHTER]
Are you--
(SINGING) Jesus.
--a member of the mile-high club?
Am I a member of the mile-high club?
That means you get high--
No.
--when you're in the plane?
No.
Yes, I smoke.
No.
I smoke it up.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
No, that's not--
Buh, buh, buh.
That's not what that means, and you know it.
Uh, yes, I am.
[DING]
All right.
What do you sleep in at night?
I sleep in a Calvin Klein longer pant, because of my--
I call them shants, because I don't have calves,
so it goes all the way down to my ankle.
[LAUGHTER]
Shows just a little bit of the ankle--
some Calvin Klein shants.
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
The shorts and pants-- that's why I call it that.
Shorts and pants-- shants.
[LAUGHTER]
What color?
African-American.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
[LAUGHS]
You said what color, right?
Yeah.
Black, black-- African.
We knew what you were saying.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS] Who's your favorite celebrity
to do an impression of?
And let's see it.
I do the impersonation when Jay-Z was at my house,
and no one knew who he was.
And we were throwing a party for Puff.
And I said, hey, man, aren't you?
He said, yeah, it's a nice party.
It's crazy.
[LAUGHTER]
It's like this all the time.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHTER]
[DING]
Gender!
Who was your first kiss?
Dinky Di.
[DING]
Her real name was Diana.
She was a little light-skinned girl, back in the day.
Her name was-- I couldn't wait to kiss her, and I--
How old were you?
Man, seven, eight?
I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
Is that too early?
Uh, 13, 14.
[LAUGHTER]
I was 18 years old when I had my first--
Yeah.
Dinky.
Dinky-- little Diane Di.
Shout out to you, baby.
What's something you do that embarrasses your kids?
[SIGHS] I don't wear underwear all the time.
It's not a bad thing.
I'm a natural person.
And so sometimes, when I'm working on stuff--
[LAUGHS]
--my kids--
[LAUGHTER]
OK, let's just go to something else.
This is--
[LAUGHTER]
You guys have a look of horror on your face.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, cause no kid wants to see their dad--
I know, I know.
--walking around with no underwear.
I was just trying to be truthful and honest.
Yeah.
And I'm being persecuted.
Yeah, yeah.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Jamie Foxx, everybody.
We'll be right back.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]