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(Baa baa baa baa ba ba ba ba ba dun!) (SMG4 Intro)
♪Waluigi's Tacostand!♪
♪Waluigi's Tacostand!♪ Mario: Come on! Mmuh! *Italian gibberish*
Mario: Come on! Mmuh! *Italian gibberish*
Waluigi: Wahaha! Waluigi, number one! (man, those takoz look sexy)
Wario: Hehehehehe, Wario #1, Wario! (x2)
*pouring on takoes*
*choir singing*
Smoke: Oh gud lord! Oh My Gawd!
NOM NOM NOM.
(Vomits)
Smoke: You tryin' to kill me, fool? Ain't nobody jacks Smoke!
*Legitimately Confused Waa*
*Wario laughing* Waluigi: Wa! Oh my god! Auugh!
O f*ckin' GoD! Oh my GOD!
Sonic: Shoot! Talk about boring! I'm out of here!
Mario: Ooh ho ho. *even more italian gibberish*, EEEHEEE!
Sonic: What you mean? Huh...no problem
Mario: Haa Haa, Here we go!
*taah daahh*
Mayro: *gibberish*
Sonic: Playtimes over, I got it!
Sonic: Huh? Yeah! Take that ya creep!
Mareeyo: NO PROBLEM
Mario: Ohohoho. Yippee! Let's a go!
*child laughing*
yaaaaaiiiii
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- (ded)
Mario: YOO! PRANKED BAIBY (its time to stop)
How bout dat sh*t!
Sonic: Thats a pretty SH*T performance there, c'mon step it up!
you're too slow!
Toadette:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!(Y DUN'T WANT TO DIE!)
*LUMINARTZI SONG STARTS PLAYING*
Mario: woah! Sonic: that was INCREDIBLE!
*ITALIAN GIBBERISH*
SANIC: How long is going to go on? Playtime's over
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
let's Go!
*Casual Music Starts Playing*
SOOONICCC: Come and get some!
HERE WE GO!!(FATSO)
Mario: I have-a cancer.
OKIE DONKIE!LETSA GO!
Bing-Bing-a-wallawalla-bing-bong!
Bing-Bing-a-wallawalla-bing-bong! *GOOMBA SCREAM*
Shy Guy:LALALALA!LALALALA
Mario: ♪I'm young, black, rich and famous!♪
♪I got 10 dollars hanging from my anus!♪
Dat ass!
It's HOLY!
Twist my nipples! Twist them!
*DING!*BIATCH!
Sanic: Well, That was lame, eh, can't win em all.
Let's do this!
Wanna hear something?
Let's Go! *The Worst Of SONICFANFICS*
One autumn afternoon, Sonic the Hedgehog was taking a nice walk in the forest.
He and Tails were gonna get married in two days, so he wanted some alone time to think about-
Toad: RUN BITCH!RUUUUUUN!
evryone screaming*
*silence...*
Mario: FACKING BOOLSHET! (BOTCHAMANIA REPRESENT!)
Sonic: IT'S-A MEEE!
OOHOHOHOOHH!
I AM A GENIOUS!!!(NOPE)
Ohhh! Very scary!
I'M-MA GONNA GET U!
Piss...
Ohhh! Very scary!
Ooooooohhhh!
Luigi: God *bleep*ing d@mnit!
E! BOWSER! CLICK CLICK CLICK MAH BALLS!
(deal with it)
Sonic: hehah! Let's go!
So, I'm SONIC, YES.
Hey, no worries.
Don't sweat it.
Toad: OKIE DOKEY
Sonic:Yeah! Too Easy! piece of cake!
Toad: How you doing?
HAHA! IT'S-A MARIO TIME!
Toadette: Wahoo! Yeah! Yeahaha! Yeahhahoo!?
Toad: Aww...
Mario: Wahahoo! Here I go!
lala hmhm Yipee!
It's a me, Little Toady!
*typical toadette sounds*
Mario: Oh Boi!
*high pitched gibberish* Okie Dokie
(oh shoot toadette triggered mode has activated)
Mario (As boopkins girlfriend?): Kawaii! Sugoi!
Fake Toad: Bend over, baby!
Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
(high pitched gibberish)
YEAH BOIIIIIIIII
*Weird Toad language*
Toadette: REEEEEEEEE (OH MY LORD JESUS)
Everyone but Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mario: HAH! HAH HAH HAH
Fatass: Hahahaahah *boom*
Sonic: Hah hah!, Hey kids, whats up!
No Problem! C'mon, step it up! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Here we GO!
(poor waluigi, he just want to sell tacos and ride elevators.) Waluigi: OW! x4
NOOOO!
Sonic: Gotcha!, That was incredible!, Okay, Hehha!
oh boy! ooooo you gotta Mario thinking now!
Great! i'ma likea!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Shy Guy: OH, OMG AHHHH
SMG4: NEED SOME HELP HERE, HEEEEEELLP!
OH NO!
wah-wah-wah Wahoo! Take-a This!
PATMG4: Wait a minute...
SMG4 THE STAR: oooooooh
(MARIO U BETCH)
*music plays* (MARIO.EXE STOPPED WORKING, BECAUSE YOU FOUND THE TRUTH)
Smg4: AHHHHH (ded) (R.I.P SMG4 2011-2017)
Mario: STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID.
Heavy: HERE I COME! *DING* YES! VERY GOOD
Mario: WONDERFUL! NICE SHOT!
Heavy: Yes.
POW
(NOW YA FAKED UP)
Mario: uh oh...
SANIC: Well, that was lame...Eh...
MAMA F*CKR *gibberish*
Sonic: What do you think you're doing? There's no time to waste.
Heh, Is that all ya got?
Mario: Huhhhhh, FINE!
*Gibberish* Nooo!
oh no its the oldest prank, WHOOPEE CUSHION
FILTHYSANIC: YAOOOOO PRANKED BABY! HAHA, HA, GOTEEM
Sonic: Sweet! Too Easy! Eh, Can't win em all!
(PINNED)
Mario The Mad: You! Stupid! Biatch!
sanic: ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!
(oh no he is triggered)
(zap) aha! then *pow*
Sonic: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Mario: Hmm? WOAH! Come here *pow*
NOW I'LL SHOW U!
(Minefield activate!) TAKEA THAT!
Sonic: Oh shit!
*zap sounds* Sanic: Hori Shiato!
Mario: Hahahaha! *Boing* WOAHH
*Bang*
Mario: Ohhh...
Whoah!
Uh-oh.
*MOUSE TRAPS*
(YOU ARE SO DEAD NOW)
Mario: You don't *bleep* with a-Mario
Blue Raccon: NO GOD PLEASE NO PLEASE A-DONT-A HURT-A MEE
POW! U R DED
Mario: HAAA HAHAHAHA HAA HO!
*Dat Spy's snort sounds always funny*
Ha ha ha ha-
OW!
*Mario gibberish*
Playtime's over! Now I'm serious!
Hello!
Fat Cashier: dafuq
*HERE COME DAT BUS*
Mario: La la la hmm mm hmmm!
Laa-
SHIIIIIIIII-
Eggman: ALRIGHT heheheh
Amy: Oh Sonic! I thought I'd never see you aga-
OH GOD!
Eggman: What's up?
Sonic: UUWOAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mario: Nice shot!
Mario: Yippe!!
Hm?
Woah!
Yea-ahhh boooooy...
Oneeeeeee...
Twoooo...
FOREEEEE!!
*Mario laughing*
ahahahahahhaah!
OOOOOOOOOOOO--
*screams of agony*
Sonic: you're too slow! too easy! piece of cake!
Mario: gonna kill you and I'll keep killing you and I'll never...
Sonic: this should be a piece of cake!
Mario: hello! Sonic: oh hey man what's up?
*record scratch*
Both: Awwwww hell no!
Mario: hurdy! hurdy! hurdy! hurdy!
Mario: see you next time! f**ker!
whoaaaaaaaa!!
*Mario screaming*
Sonic: just made it! aight!
*Sonic screaming*
*the both screaming*
Mario: FAAAAAAK UUUUUUUUUUUUU! Sonic: FAAAAAAK UUUUUUUUUUUUU!
*back to screaming*
ah noo! you just cant get enough, huh? no!!
gibberish
watchmojo: top 10 anime fights
*horns* (THE FIGHT WAS GOING ON! WHYYYYYYYYY)
WOAHH!
*gibberish*
WOOH, Feeling good! Hhha! Sweet!
somebody kill me!
Subtitles done by :GreenSheepYT, S.M and SonoftheSun.