You know I love when I send my writers to talk to strangers.
And they can only use lyrics of songs.
So this time we put hidden cameras in World Market
and sent them there.
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE- "7 RINGS"]
You like my hair?
Gee, thanks, just bought it.
I see it.
I like it.
I want it.
I got it.
You like my hair--
Do you like my hair?
Yeah, why?
Just bought it.
Really?
[LAUGHTER]
I see.
I like it.
I want it.
I got it.
[LAUGHTER]
No way.
It looks real?
Whoever said money can't buy your problems
must not have had enough money to solve them.
[LAUGHTER]
Where did you find it?
They said, which one?
I said, I want all of them.
[LAUGHTER]
Nice, good choice.
Happiness, is the same face as red bottoms.
It's too much.
[MUSIC - AVA MAX - "PSYCHO"]
Oh, she's sweet, but a psycho, a little bit psycho.
Oh, she's sweet, but a psycho.
Oh, what was that, La Llorna?
A little bit psycho.
Actually, the acting was pretty good.
Mm, at night, she screaming, out of ma-ma mind!
[LAUGH]
[LAUGHTER]
At least I understood what you were saying.
Hot, but a psycho.
[LAUGH]
[LAUGHTER]
At night, she's screaming.
Yes, very much.
I'm a little out of mind!
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, she's sweet, but a psycho, a little bit sweet.
Oh, she's sweet, but a psycho, a little bit psycho.
What's that?
At night, she's screaming, I'm, I'm, out of my mind!
[LAUGH]
[LAUGHTER]
How cute.
She's hot, but a psycho.
So left, but she's right, though.
[LAUGH]
At night, she's screaming, I'm, I'm I'm out of my mind.
You know, I'm going to be repeating that tonight.
[MUSIC - KYGO AND SELENA GOMEZ - "IT AIN'T ME"]
I had a dream were sipping whisky neat.
I had a dream we were sipping with whiskey neat, highest
floor, at the Bowery.
Huh.
[LAUGHTER]
That's interesting.
Yeah, somewhere along lines, we stopped seeing eye to eye.
You were staying out all night.
And I hadn't had enough.
[LAUGHTER]
Who's going to walk you through the dark side in the morning?
Who's going to rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
[LAUGHTER]
Who's waking you up to drive you home,
when you're drunk, all alone?
Who's going to walk you through the dark side in the morning?
Right on.
[LAUGHTER]
It ain't me.
[APPLAUSE]
I had a dream we were sipping whiskey neat, highest
floor of the Bowery.
Nowhere's high enough.
Somewhere along the line, we stopped seeing eye to eye.
You're staying out all night.
And I had enough.
Oh, no.
[LAUGHTER]
I don't know.
Who's going to walk through the dark side of the morning?
I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
My dog is.
Who's going to rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
Good question.
[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE]
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk
and all alone?
These are good questions.
Who's going to walk you through the dark side of the morning?
No clue.
I wish I knew.
Me too.
Oh, man.
Bye.
Still got it.
[LAUGHTER]
He was more nervous than I was, somehow.
Ah!
Thank you to Lauren and Danielle.